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#13. Putin is blackmailing Trump. How does that work? Putin says "Run for President or I'll...." Call you my puppet? Have you tried for a non-existent rape? Claim you illegally possess classified information? Have you charged with starting an insurrection? Claim you had a Russian server in the Trump Tower basement? Have Fani Willis bring RICO charges against you?

What exactly is Trump doing so Putin doesn't release the dirt that is worse than what Democrats and a weaponized leftist Deep State has been doing for 9 years? Come on, Woodward. Your gaslighting FBI buddies must have prepped you better than that.

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“ It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury

Signifying nothing.”

~ MacBeth

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My new young girlfriend disabled as I am will love your comment Susie with a z. Here in Plymouth Indiana whatever year she went to high school they had a strong Shakespeare class of which since she's super brilliant more than me even and I'm not too stupid and anything that has Shakespeare on it she loves dearly. I have no idea well actually I do have some ideas but I'm just not sure just how fast or how soon we will get together but I think there's going to be a music studio built here in the lowlands around the flood zone and my grandson's will help me build it and it will have a nice bed for her to drop in probably need to make it a Murphy bed and I will be the night watchman because anytime you have a music studio you have all sorts of expensive sound equipment and the people are already in place My grandsons are all brilliant in construction and my best friend is an uber-rich real estate mogul who is also my Sunday school teacher and I've already told him the story where I was talking to my lady friend and she looked at me and said you are one crazy ass mother f***** and I fell in love with her on the spot and we're both single so stuff that up here pipe and smoke it. How am I doing with my new AI secretary? Later Gators obviously there are some things I can only say here cuz there's enough firewalls that the nosy gossips will find it difficult to penetrate. I LOVE MY JOB! Where's my cigar?

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Putin has a video of Trump pissing on him.

It's like the black sherif in Blazing Saddles.!

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Well played David. But I must lay down for my nap. Later Gators

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I think Woodward's FBI buds are busy looking for jobs and trying to bleach bit their phones and computers.

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Bob Woodward, famous stenographer for Mark "Deep Throat" Felt, is comfortable repeating another's words--also known as hearsay, in which the context is entirely unknowable. As propaganda, it works because it sounds authoritative and has a whiff of verisimilitude.

The use of Russia/Putin, somehow, associated with Trump has an infinite shelf life--like the infamous "pee tape" which is about to be released any day now. The mention of "Russia" is catnip, a psychological projection in order to distract from monies received by Clintons and Bidens in their own culpable dealing with Russia and its affiliated bagmen.

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Woodward seems to be in an ego crisis/look at MEEEE.

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More like a lack of talent crisis.

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Maybe: he had heterosexual relations with his wife within the confines of a consecrated marriage? Now that’s just dangerous.

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Don’t forget the Manchurian Candidate. lol 👍😂

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ITEM 25: An excerpt from Tom Homan’s discussion with Cecelia Vega on mass deportation.

Cecilia Vega: We have seen one estimate that says it would cost $88 billion to deport a million people a year.

Tom Homan: I don't know if that's accurate or not.

Cecilia Vega: Is that what American taxpayers should expect?

Tom Homan: What price do you put on national security? Is it worth it?

Cecilia Vega: Is there a way to carry out mass deportation without separating families?

Tom Homan: Of course there is. Families can be deported together.

This guy needs to be in the administration again, for sure.

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I would have asked Vega what the cost of keeping those millions of illegal aliens in the US is in terms of housing, medical care, food stamps/vouchers, etc. etc.?

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Cost of the crime they commit

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She would stare into space joated.

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👍👍👍👍

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Awesome! I wish that he had asked her how much it would cost us a year to keep them here.

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$88 Bil for a 1 time deportation vs $150+ billion a yr. I'll take the one time bill

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Seems like an easy payback period calculation...sorry to confuse all the STEM educated Dems.

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Are there any STEM educated Dems? I dont think I have ever.... never mind. I DO know a couple biologists. I figured once they got real jobs and understood how much in taxes etc they pay, they might change. Add in the woke, and I really dont understand.

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Like minds.

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YES!

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That clip was GOLD! I hope he’s called upon. Tom Holman will get the job done.

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Hah~ wow! Grrrreat!

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I will commit every tax dollar I give.

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I know libs aren’t good with math but that $ 88 billion is a drop in the bucket to what these illegal aliens cost us. If we deport all the migrant loving libs we will get an even bigger bonus out of it. 🇺🇸👍😂

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Great post! It’s always nice to smile in the morning.

Lots of us can dream big again now, but if Trump creates an actual new department - of government efficiency - D.O.G.E. - then something is amiss. All we need is a full audit of every agency - not a new department!

https://open.substack.com/pub/lizlasorte/p/congratulations-president-trump-hes?r=76q58&utm_medium=ios

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Right on. We don't need a new law we just might need everybody to do their damn job. Did I say that? Yes I am a preacher of the gospel and yes I just said that and no I don't care what you think.

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Department of Redundancy Department.

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Sunset clauses are needed

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Been needed for 60 years to curb idiocy but then I remember politicians are idiocy pimps.

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You just can’t fix stupid 🇺🇸👍😂

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I’d rather we get rid of all the useless bloodsucking one’s and just keep the DOGE Dept.

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11/09/24: Smile again! "AND NOW A MOMENT WITH ANDY ROONEY: Ever notice that the longer her hair gets, the more conservative Megyn Kelly becomes? I wonder why that is."

This all started the moment after she found out how much Uncle Sam took out for taxes after she successfully robbed the Bank of NBC-COMCAST-PRAVDA for $60,000,000.

When her hair gets down to her toes, she gets married to Elon Musk.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Thanks for a great recap of one of the most unforgettable weeks in my lifetime, and dare I say, the nation's history. The darkness that was creeping across our world is finally in retreat, but the work has just begun to rectify the abuses we've suffered from a biased new media and a democrat party that lost its way. The opportunity to unite and MAGA is here!

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November 5th was our Normandy invasion, our D-day. (D for Donald!)

We’ve taken the beach.

Now the fight to win back the country from the usurpers begins.

It ain’t over til it’s over.

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And the enemy is within the walls.

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And has been, for some time, MH. Sad.

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Just paint over them. lol 🇺🇸👍😂

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The battle if Helm’s Deep has been won. The battle for Middle Earth has begun. Frighteningly prescient

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Item 1. Speaking of polls NPR’s chances of surviving another Trump administration are slim and none.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

First day cancel is in order !!

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I certainly hope so, but I can hear the WAILING now. Those Republican savages!!

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Somewhere Rush Limbaugh is dancing.

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Rush and The Donald dancing—not sure that’s a great visual, but they both deserve to celebrate.

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Amen

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Item 5: Really? Dr Jill Happy? The most narcissistic self-absorbed person In modern day history happy? For the last four years she has trotted out a dead corpse of a human being to pretend to be president so that she could be “First Lady!” I suspect she would be happiest, running the second term of Weekend at Biden‘s. The only doctorate I think she has is in taxidermy. FJB

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She’s thrilled that Commie-La lost. She let us know when she showed up to vote in a MAGA red pants suit. It will probably be a relief to go home to Delaware and not have to keep up the ruse for four more years.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

In Delaware she will not have the sycophants to shield her from Dementia Joe. She may actually have to be a wife for once. While she loathes Kamala, she hates being out of the spotlight.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Na she'll use her ill-gotten gains to hire people to take care of his demented ass. Beside it would be hard to do it herself while in prison.

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actually she probably is somewhat. She was happy that Killary 2 wasnt elected. And Biden had the biggest 'sh*t eating grin' on his face the next day. Reminded me of my brother when he pulled off the cookie heist and didnt get caught.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

“Anti-Semitic attacks on Israeli soccer fans bring shame on Amsterdam…”

My schadenfreude over the catastrophe of Europe replacing their Jewish population with the head choppers is tempered by the impending loss of the once great European culture (absent its anti-Semitic past).

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Except for what Hitler did in WWII, Amsterdam does not have an "anti-Semitic past".

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

I’m a bit melancholy today. Actually, I’m broken. Yesterday, I had to say goodbye to my best friend and companion, my dog Butters. He saw me through so many challenges and gave us so much excitement. But age eventually catches us all.

He was a better person than most people I know. We don’t deserve them.

I will miss him forever.

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Pray for Greg. please

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Reminds me of something.: 'Though I've belted you and flayed you, by the livin' Gawd that made you, you're a better dog than I am, Gunga Din!

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Thank you, Don.

The thrill of victory. And the agony of defeat.

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It is truly a bittersweet time for you.

Butter will be waiting right there for you on the other side in heaven. It will be a glorious reunion, I am sure of it!

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“As Nick Cole once told me, every dog is a love story that eventually ends in tears. Grief is the price we pay for joy. And what are a few days, or even a few months, of grief in comparison with the years of joy they bring us.”

- Vox Day -

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Tearful memories await my friend.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

In regards to fixing the military leadership. I was on staff in a four star command when Barak took over. He replaced any general that dissed him and didn't promote any that weren't liberal. Follow orders or you're done. It's going to be a long term project to bring back the true warfighters.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Lots of conservatives forced out in the enlisted ranks as well. I see that as a win since what remained had to get injected with the mRNA poison.

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Has to rip out top three levels in military fbi and cia. Recall Milkey to active duty and court martial for treason. Then hang th mofo. That will get folks attention

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Sounds like you have some great stories to share...

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Doesn't get more fun than this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXCAxUx9t04

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It makes me wonder if youtube was artificially supporting Leftist channels to boost the Democratic election effort, and now that the election is over is withdrawing false front supporters of these channels.

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Interesting thought. Or a George Soros operation?... doesn't really make sense 5K individuals (even brain dead individuals) would bail the very day after the election.

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Yes; it's suspicious; could be any number of things. Ever since I read just after the 2020 election that YouTube was bringing on 8 experienced Chinese censors, (literally importing them from China), I have viewed everything YouTube does as part of an overall propaganda program. When I go to YouTube to view Right/Republican news videos, I am always paranoid that they're keeping a list of such viewers for future nefarious purposes.

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I think it was people figuring out they were lied to, before and during the election. When that dawned on the subscribers they cancelled in a huff.

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Definitely NGO support stopped the minute it was no longer needed. Just like the fact that brand new out of the box “progressive “ substack accounts have an instant readership of thousands is PAID subscribers (most likely one time yearly) as a donation to falsely make them instant fame in the substack realm. Bill Rice Jr Substack has a nice little write up of this exact phenomenon a day or so ago.

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Turns out “Progressives” are capitalists after all. Haha!!

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I don't give them that much credit. All they know is their checking account balance for money not earned from hard, legitimate work is making their life harder and they are dumbfounded they aren't getting their undeserved praise and attention.

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Yup, an expensive lesson in supply and demand!

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My speculation is that many of those paid subscribers were bots that existed simply to funnel money to the mouth pieces. Why waste Soros bucks on failed influencers?

They need to save their stolen money, regroup and come back with a new set of lies to deceive the next cycle of voters.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Item 4: Gallant, along with others within the Israeli military and Security services, had aligned themselves with the Israeli Left, working to undermine Netanyahu’s war efforts and coalition, up to and including leaking sensitive, secret information about the war, some of which put many sources and methods in grave danger.

Their dismissal was necessary and thoroughly justified.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Item 20: If the Dems get Sotomayor to retire, then Trump gets his fourth Supreme Court pick. There’s not enough time to confirm a replacement. They don’t have the votes in the Senate. Maybe they can also get KJB to quit too!

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

ITEM 35: The Chicago Tribune tweeted, “Gov. JB Pritzker has warning for Donald Trump: ‘You come for my people, you come through me.’ ”

I hope Pritzker is the first stop of the Trump criminal cleanup train. Chicago can certainly fill up the passenger cars destined for prison or the border. If fat boy gets in the way of the law, arrest him for insurrection.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Regarding the vote, it is very nice having Tulsi on board, but way too early to know whether her conversion is permanent. She needs to play with the Trump gang in critical roles for proof she is "curing" appropriately. In four years perhaps she can be considered as Vance's running mate setting her up for a 2036 presidential run.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

I think Sarah is ahead of her in that department. She's proven herself a true conservative.

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Absolutely. She's a peach

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Nov 9Liked by Don Surber

Re Item 30, Liz forgot the bonus of watching the Libtards melting down with zero introspection. Until the Demonrats cast off the far left loons in their party, Republicans need to fulfill the mandate they have been given ignore the Left and let them self-immolate.

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Joy Reid isn't helping them. The View? Well that's a lost cause. Dems can't get rid of the crazies that the public just doesn't like.....

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It still amazes me that the blatant racist hasn’t been fired long ago. How does she get away with talking the s**t she does every day?

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Watching the libtards—that is a bonus.

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