Highlights of the week

Groucho Marx did not actually execute losing contestants on You Bet Your Life. Bill Cosby also did not kill them in his revival of the show, but he may have raped a few.

ITEM 1: CNN reported, “Most Americans oppose Congress providing additional funding to support Ukraine in its war with Russia, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS, as the public splits over whether the US has or has not already done enough to assist Ukraine.”

Just as well. DC got what it wanted out of that $100 billion we sent: Bribes.

ITEM 2: CNBC said, “Trump-endorsed Sound of Freedom has outgrossed Mission: Impossible, and The Flash.”

Oh come now. I am sure the movie wasn’t THAT gross.

ITEM 3: Summit News reported, “RFK Jr. Says He May Have Been Denied Secret Service Protection After Criticizing Open Border.”

Makes sense because who would ever kill a Kennedy?

ITEM 4: CNN reported, “Scientists tickle rats to learn more about the importance of play.”

This explains Kamala’s cackling.

ITEM 5: Biden indicted President Trump for delivering a speech to 200,000 people on the National Mall on January 6, 2021.

His real crime is exposing the tiny men and women behind the curtain who run the federal government.

WBOY reported, “Trump wants criminal case moved to 'politically unbiased' West Virginia.”

Don Surber, reporting for jury duty, sir.

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: The Senate already tried and acquitted President Trump for this in his second impeachment.

How is this not double jeopardy?

ITEM 6: Ron DeSantis tweeted, “As President, I will end the weaponization of government, replace the FBI Director, and ensure a single standard of justice for all Americans.” Blah, blah, blah.

I tweeted back, “As president, I will use that Democrat weaponization of government to lock up the Obamas, the Clintons, the Bidens, and everyone on Epstein’s list of clients.”

ITEM 7: Instapundit reported, “Anheuser-Busch lost a staggering $390 MILLION in second quarter after Bud Light’s sales to retailers plunged 14% after brand’s partnership with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney. Figures show that their total US revenue declined by 10.5% in the April-to-June period from a year earlier.”

This is as I predicted from Day One. Mister Mulvaney ruined the brand by exposing the company’s hatred of its customers. The new customers the company seeks are drinking hard lemonade and smoking pot. They will never drink beer — or Bud Light.

ITEM 8: Life Site News reported, “Canadian health officials asked an Ontario woman to donate organs of her husband who died after being denied an organ transplant because he did not receive the COVID-19 shots.”

It is just the government’s way of laughing at you to your face.

ITEM 9: Tony Heller reported, “Measured U.S. afternoon temperatures have declined about one degree over the past century.”

Appalachian Power said the average temperature in Poca, West Virginia, was 74 degrees last July and 71 this year. A few more hottest months evah and I will have to keep the furnace on in July.

ITEM 10: CNN reported, “U.S. officials are searching for Chinese malware hidden in various defense systems that could disrupt military communications and resupply operations, the New York Times reported on Saturday.”

That was the whole point of having Red China as a vendor. Milley promised Chairman Xi’s generals that he would alert them of any U.S. plans to attack. Remember, Milley said reading Karl Marx did not make him a communist.

He already was one.

ITEM 11: The New York Post reported, “Soldier continues watch over Tomb of the Unknown Soldier as hurricane-force winds and rain lash DC area.”

That is not the first time they braved a storm to stand guard. They are the real soldiers, not the generals with their medals for good penmanship.

This boy definitely was not Mark Milley.

ITEM 12: Zero Hedge reported, “Big Drop In Cardboard Box Sales Scream Recession.”

Everything screams recession except the media.

ITEM 13: CNN reported, “Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are people in costume.”

Breitbart Media reported, “CNN buried the story Tuesday of Devon Archer’s explosive testimony at the House Oversight Committee the day before, which implicated President Joe Biden in his son Hunter’s influence-peddling schemes and suggested the president lied to the country.”

Red China lying is breaking news on CNN because Biden lying is his default setting.

READER EMAIL OF THE WEEK: “The truth is relentlessly coming out. Reality bats last.”

It bats last because it is the home team. We are playing on the Lord’s field.

ITEM 14: Elon Musk was born in South Africa.

That’s RemovePaywall.com

ITEM 15: The New York Post reported, “Vegan influencer Zhanna Samsonova has reportedly died of starvation after subsisting exclusively off a diet of exotic fruit in Malaysia, according to her friends and family.”

Just as most criminals today claim to be rap stars, all the nutjobs claim to be influencers.

ITEM 16: The Daily Mail reported, “An indigenous transgender woman has slammed Canada’s healthcare system for rejecting her euthanasia request despite the pain she endures from a surgically built vagina.

“In social media posts, Lois Cardinal, a self-proclaimed ‘sterilized First Nations post-op transsexual’ said regret over her medical transition led her to apply for a lethal injection in January.”

Considering the poor choices he/she/it has made, maybe the doctors know best.

ITEM 17: Breitbart reported, “The Boy Scouts of America scouting organization is inviting LGBTQ advocacy at its national jamboree camp in West Virginia.”

The story said, “The current welcome for chaotic sexual diversity is being offered to teenagers as the scouting movement shrinks. There were just 15,000 scouts at the 2023 jamboree compared to 40,000 at the 2013 event.”

Congratulations LGBTP (the Big P stands for pedo). You have ruined another American institution.

ITEM 18: PJ Media reported, “Brilliant! Chicago Mayor Floats Property Tax Hike To Pay for Homeless Shelters.”

Pay cuts and layoffs at City Hall also would fund those shelters.

ITEM 19: MSN reported, “A Disney World Park Guest Shares Her Eerie Experience At The Vacant Park — ‘Disney World Is Empty.’”

Disney CEO Bob Iger should drown his sorrows in Bud Light. I hear that after rebates, it costs only a dollar a case.

AND NOW, A MOMENT WITH JOHN N. KENNEDY: “If we spend $50 trillion to become carbon neutral by 2050, how much is that going to reduce world temperatures?

“You don’t know, do you? You just want us to spend $50 trillion, and you don’t have the slightest idea whether it’s going to reduce world temperatures.”

The video.

ITEM 20: Car and Driver reported, “2024 Ford Mustang Dark Horse Reaches Mach 2.0.”

The mean, old wife won’t let me buy a Bentley, but she should be OK with another Mustang, right?

ITEM 21: AP reported, “Two US Navy sailors charged with providing sensitive military information to China.”

It’s called, impersonating an officer. In this case, Biden and General Milley.

ITEM 22: The New York Post reported, “Dianne Feinstein, 90, cedes power of attorney to daughter — but still serves in Congress.”

It is a reverse Biden where the parent collects the bribes for the offspring.

ITEM 23: National Post reported, “Meet Toco, the human dog: Japanese man spends $15,700 to become a rough collie.”

Sure he did.

ITEM 24: Science Alert reported, “DNA From Beethoven’s Hair Reveals Surprise Almost 200 Years Later.”

He was not a dog!

ITEM 25: Vivek Ramaswamy tweeted, “I've been the leading opponent in America of the World Economic Forum's agenda, through two books & my most recent company Strive which finally put BlackRock & the ESG movement on their back foot. Two years ago, WEF tried to throw false bait by naming me a Young Global Leader when I explicitly rejected their ridiculous award. They repeatedly failed to remove my name despite escalating demands. So I sued them. And we just succeeded.

“They met all of my demands in the lawsuit: public apology & disavowal and a commitment to never name someone again without their explicit permission. I will direct my financial damages in the settlement to the America First Policy Institute, which I have proudly supported in the past because it stands for *American* interests against the WEF agenda. The Great Uprising will defeat the Great Reset — just like we did in 1776.”

He fights. He wins. He has the right enemies.

ITEM 26: Courtney Albon reported, “House Armed Services Chairman Mike Rogers, R-Ala., threatened to subpoena the Defense Department for documents and interviews related to the Air Force’s decision to base U.S. Space Command Headquarters in Colorado.”

If they built it in Huntsville, he would be fine with it.

Space Command was sold as Captain Kirk but it is just another boondoggle for defense contractors, generals and of course, DEI. Space, the final front grift.

ITEM 27: Fox reported, “New York, California lost more tax income than every other state as people fled liberal enclaves.”

. . . for Florida, Texas, Tennessee and other places that have no state income tax.

It’s as if blue states are giving people money to move away.