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I’m thinking Kamunism made gin in the bathtub not collard greens, but she just can’t remember.

Because of the gin. In the bathtub.

The Trump assassination was an inside job. What’s next, pulling Eric Swallwell off Fang Fang and Hunter Biden off a hooker to guard Trump?

Tim Walz - everybody else must have said no. They didn’t like their chances with Kamunism. There’s no way the Democrats didn’t know how lame this guy is. I’ve never seen an entire family throw their candidate relative under the bus so fast, RFK’s defection notwithstanding. In his case the Kennedy brand is at stake. Walz has no brand, at least not one you’d want. Lying Communist Fake Soldier Weirdo is not a big seller. But maybe it doesn’t have to be when you count the votes that magically appear at 3 AM. Even Harris’ staff say they do not know her policy positions, unless you count kneeling and swizzling martinis as positions.

007, licensed to redecorate. I’m not here to kill you Mr. Bond. I’m here to show you some fabulous fabric swatches for your breakfast nook banquette.

What insanity awaits us in the next few months?

Will the Democrats realize that burning the country down to rule over ashes is stupid?

Trump/Vance 2024

Elect people who actually like America and Americans.

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“ Will the Democrats realize that burning the country down to rule over ashes is stupid?”. No, that’s the plan, the Dems’ Final Solution.

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Harris' other positions include reverse cowgirl and standing doggie but neither are popular because she is able to speak.... If you want to call her gibberish that.

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I heard she hates the missionary. No eye contact.

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"Because of the gin. In the bathtub."

A _real_ Gin Connoisseur knows the only proper vessels for distilling hooch on the DL is a whole truckload of 2-gallon Homer Buckets:

https://www.homedepot.com/p/2-gal-Orange-Homer-Bucket-120-pack-02GLHDB/205300211

Buy in bulk, I always say.

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Somebody commented that Vindeman supports him.

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I think they could be the same person. Have you ever seen Vindeman and Walz in the same room together? No.

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Vindeman has the same wrinkles as KKK MALA... and the same huge neck to carry them off! Are they related???

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Probably

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Amen

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Item 6: “Nearly 700 soldiers with the Pennsylvania National Guard will soon be deploying to Africa.”

Their absentee ballots won’t catch up to them until April 2025.

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That's okay. They won't be done counting them until August 2025.

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Pi, something tells me counting ballots won’t be necessary, the results are already in. That’s what “THEY” think anyway. Voting starts soon here in NC. I plan to vote early, I don’t want to risk dying and being forced to vote Dem.

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Same fun issue in Georgia.... get it done, and get back home while I can.

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LOL!!!! GOOD ONE!

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What makes you think they will be sent to them? Guaranteed they will be returned straight donks though.

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Jeremy, I thought my comment was cynical. Nope, not even close. You should apply for a job as a Dem strategist. I hear there’s big bucks in that. 😉

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Jimok, shortly after Barry was selected there was a bus cruising the area with advertising for "the dictator". I thought it was the SCoaMF's biography.

Seriously, I'm a Bible believing Christian and view current events through the lens of the prophets. Satan has his hooks in most of the world leaders, certainly all the European ones. They are selling their people out for pennies from the money changers. The ones here in positions of power are moving to ensure that the chosen puppet is coronated. For diversity? Ha! Because she is easily manipulated and will do their will just like Barry did.

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Clever, those Commie Democrats.... I do not have room for 7000, but if 20 of them need to escape, they are welcome to come to my house! Bring their weapons, I am in Georgia.

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So where in Africa are they going?

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Deep enough in the jungle they won't be available to stop the steal.

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"Why is that bear licking Gavin Newsom’s ear?"

Newsom is leveraging potential ratings gains after seeing the attention Trump got from his ear. Of course, he's from California so no guns were available for the stunt. It had to be the bear.

"ITEM 24: Robby Starbuck tweeted, “Last week I messaged executives from Coors Light to let them know that I planned to expose their woke policies."

Starbuck's work is greatly appreciated and I hope the brands suffer noticeable losses in revenue and brand image, HOWEVER, I would appreciate it even more if the names and faces of the CEOs and Board members would be exposed widely on a webpage for all to see. These executives and board people float around between companies like turds in a sewer. With brands like Tractor Supply, Harley-Davidson, Indian Motorcycle diving into the depths of madness unbeknownst to their target markets is a slap in the face to their brand loyalty that should not be forgotten. Starbuck would be a saint if his exposure of their brand treason make it impossible for these bandits to get their 7-figure pansy executive positions with any other brand ever again. The brand name didn't adopt DEI - the top executives did. They should suffer career ruin, not the brand.

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Good answer

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Amen--even if they back down and reverse the DEI policies, their names and faces should still be exposed.

This all kind of reminds me of when Jesse Jackson was pulling the same stunt for years, getting companies to support his Black Causes Du Jour. Except in Jackson's case it was even purer extortion because he was getting the corporations to donate MONEY to his advocacy groups, which translated to nice fat salaries for Jackson.

I'll tell ya, the white male liberals running these corporations are sick-- how did they get into those top corporate positions? I don't think these are normal corporate managers, that worked their way up based on performance. I'm also thinking of that video of the current CEO of United Airlines doing that stupid dance in drag.

I wonder if years of implementing DEI requirements for the BOARDS of big corporations has resulted in a culture where white male liberal pussies are getting elevated to the CEO positions and the HR departments are being corrupted. You would think the big Wall Street stock traders (also mostly male) would be pressuring these companies to drop DEI and return to Merit. And again I mention, for those who are blaming women for this political mess, that 95% of the people ruining corporations with DEI are male.

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Agree with all of your points.

HR has been slowly corrupted since affirmative action started 50+ years ago. As protected classes were added over the decades up to and including gender identities, it became the right arm of corporate fascism. Many HR departments operate like the J6 committee did.

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Yes, you're right, the HR poisoning has been going on for a long time. What a racket.

It SHOULD have been obvious from the beginning that these false premises (DEI and previous incarnations of it) would result in bad outcomes. But I guess the majority of our country has been too asleep, or too naive, or too innocently generous, or too dumb, to see through the "virtue draping" of these policies, and we had to learn this by experience over many years until the consequences began to be obvious.

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I worry about the doctors and the hospital system also. There was a study done in the last few weeks, I think on LA hospitals. Said that the new surgeons dont know medicine and most cant even say what organs are in their specialty. And the outcomes have shifted to more bad outcomes. I'll try and find the study.

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Good point. Healthcare and Pharma have been corrupted and made part of the "industrial complex" of criminal institutions.

I refused the clotshot and ordered IVM and HCQ from Indiamart during COVID and the crackdown on these meds. Self treated with them during a bout of Covid (Delta variant) and did just fine. I can't say I can self-treat for many ailments, but if there is anything I can do to avoid going to the doctor/hospital/surgical center I will be doing it.

It is difficult to not begin believing that the main pillars of society are collapsing and our cities will soon look like the ruins of Rome.

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I just slept, didnt do anything different for the covid I had. Treated it like the flu, took extra vit d, zinc. I got IVM/HQC from inlaws for next round but I havent gotten it again.

Im glad that I have a PCP that I have doctored with a while *25yrs +. Shes good.

I wont ever get the flu shot again as they have been threatening to put it with clot shot. I have been told both ways now. Not getting it to be safe.

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Question is: can we wake our nieces and nephews and in-laws and grandchildren up enough to see what's being done to them? We are very far gone in a very brief moment of time. I see my children and grandchildren becoming serfs. I KNOW that I'll be discarded like a snot ridden tissue for no other reason than that I've supported myself for decades. Meanwhile, illegal foreign gangs get free healthcare at MY expense, when I can't even afford to have insurance (don't get me going on the the mandatory horrorshow of obamacare). It's all part of the plan...

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Now HR is outsourced to India, and only have one or 2 that are still local if that. Plus, most are 'highly' educated and therefor have no sense.

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Agree with you completely. Who, with even a smidge of intelligence, would want DEI hires handling their investments?

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I don't want them piloting my airplane, thus, like so many other things, I have eliminated flying from my agenda.

I never was a Starbuck's fan so I"m not sure how they stay in business because many of my friends and family feel the same way. Wawa has better coffee, fresh,hot and huge cups for cheap. Available is also honey, all kinds of sugar, etc. etc. Wawa is THE best thing about Philadelphia (pretty much the ONLY thing...)

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Yes, there are about 5-6 serious threats to our aviation system, I too will not fly right now.

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"Except in Jackson's case it was even purer extortion"

*shocked face*

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Excellelnt! thank you, TPG!

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Trump supported Jesse, and Jesse loves Trump. Or he did.

https://youtu.be/J5lcART6TTE?si=cBv2PBHqhhHCv1Il

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Neat clip. Many people started out years ago in a generosity of spirit assuming these overtures for blacks were sincere and legitimate. But along the way the Frankfurt School Communists perverted it big time (cause division by race conflict rather than class conflict).

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That is a great idea to publicize the names and FACES of the C-suite folks who green-lighted all the DEI nonsense!!

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Well thought out Shrugged !!

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I think the bear was licking Newsom's hair gel - either that, or whispering sweet nothings in his ear!

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Don’t tell me there is a gender group that identifies with bears now . . . Bear furries?

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I image the bear got a taste of Newsome and ran the other way. Furry or not.

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My suggestion to those companies is to subject their Directors to an impartial [i.e. politically unbiased] Mental Health exam, and publish the results. Oh, and put those on a billboard at Sturgis.

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I would recommend not turning your back on a gay James Bond. Just saying.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Soap on a rope

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Items 12,13 and 14

When the Chenney’s and McStains are endorsing Kamala can the coveted Romney endorsement for the same be far behind?

Another great read today.

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Miss Lindsey is too much in love w Zelensky….

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Linda heard about Zelensky's unusual skills with the piano and wants to see it first hand.

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Play me a song Vlod, you’re the piano man.

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*shakes old-fashioned glass tip jar with $3 "seed" money*

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*sidesteps making any Lindsay and organ jokes, because I hear this is a family joint*

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Octopenis.

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Good one.

Another contribution: Dildos are Forever.

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"She spends twice as much money on makeup as most women because she has two faces to put on every day."

I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

- Larry

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LOVE me some Larry the Cable Guy....go see him in person if you get the chance. The man is also brilliant as you can tell from his layered jokes...Git "er done!!!

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WHERE IS LARRY, THE CABLE GUY?????

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Probably hiding in his basement along with all other amusing comics...remember, funny is not allowed in the demoncrat world of whatever it is they are doing. I could use a good joke now even Dave Chappelle, and I'm not a fan particularly.

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If there is a silver lining I've thought the running of Tampon Tim as VP was great for Minnesota. He has been vetted properly now and is coming up very wanting. When his own family disowns him, that's a tell you shouldn't vote for him. He will go down the dustbin of history as a lying SOB and the worst Governor in Minnesota's history. Good chance that Minny will go for the Trumpster and the next Governor might just be Republican. Fingers crossed, not fudged.....

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Jake, I agree but you take me back to one of my conspiracy theories. That is, the Dem ticket is such an obvious loser that another plan must be the strategy. Dems break rules all the time so why not those of logic and sound strategy?

At this late date in early Sept, I can only postulate that the October surprise will be (1) Trump gets removed permanently (don’t ask me how) so the Dem ticket can appear competitive, or the Dems get a new ticket due to “some odd circumstance” that a corrupt media can spin.

I know ballots are being printed, yard signs placed . . . But it is ludicrous. Nonetheless, this election is playing out like the final scenes of a class A thriller: The zombie underdog versus the King.

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JAKE, I LOVE GOOD NEWS! THANK YOU!

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Item 16. Guess the internal polling by “Judges” Chutkan and Merchan show Trump crushing Kamala. Bet they looked at the accommodations at Gitmo and jettisoned the Dems plans. FJB

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I'm not sure those two judges are astute enough to think ahead, but I am sure the puppet masters above them who direct their behavior and decisions on the bench are certainly concerned about Gitmo. At least, I damn well hope so.

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Shrugged, I think that is especially applicable to Merchan - saw somewhere this morning that his daughter is on kamalalala's payroll. BTW, I sure hope she washed her bathtub well before washing her collards in it - it would be a shame to pollute good collards

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Didn’t know Merchan’s daughter was on Kamala’s payroll.

Merchan must be debarred and impeached. He is rubbing his fascism in our faces and flipping his middle finger to our Constitution.

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and disbarred, lol.

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this must be done FIRST!!!!!

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Yep. He was saying it was just random Democrats therefor he didnt have a conflict. But it was Pelosi and Schumer and several other leaders who have TDS4.

Then Harris got the nod, and she hired his daughter right away.

https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2024/09/06/trump-judges-daughter-is-being-paid-by-harris-campaign-so-yeah-that-happened-n4932318

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I LOVE YOU, COOKIE! someone told her to say 'collards'.... and no one 'waashes' their collards in a bathtub.... not ever, for any reason. yikes. Someone is going to great lengths to dismiss/denigrate southereners..... LOL Nice try, Kammo from Outer Space, but no dice. Now you look even more stupid than you did yesterday; how do you keep doing that, day after day after day????

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Actually, the Judge/Dems became worried about being justifiably accused of election interference as well as down-ticket votes being affected.

It is preferable to them to have that sentencing in NY and trial in DC after the election so they can continue to destroy and bankrupt him whether he wins or loses.

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oh, I had missed that. Thank you, Suzie! You are always on top of important details...

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Seems reasonable to suspect that Merchan figured, given the sympathy generated by all the other lawfare, locking up Trump would put him over the top this November.

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The Mandela effect. Most know the polls are fake (over sample Dems so they can steal) however numbers way too bad to steal. Trump on to it. Unless black swan event. Nuke or war with Iran/russia (unlikely) suspect rats jumping off ship.

I’m sure all of these rats have their passports packed and their bags filled with gold bars, bitcoin etc. ). When Trump wins the deep state will try to pull their shenanigans, but unlikely to succeed this time.

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I sure hope you're right -- and that there's an election monitoring effort we have not heard of.

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gotta admit Fudge Finger made me laugh

anybody else notice Colt Gray had dark brown hair in 2022 and blonde hair with brown roots in 2024? That's a long row to hoe in middle school.

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I voted for Fudge Finger, I mean that's hilarious. The whole Colt Gray family needs to be incarcerated for a very very long time and in fact. Colt looks unredeemable so why not put him and everyone else that would have to tolerate him out of their misery.

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I SECOND THAT MOTION! LELT'S GET IT DONE! love, grandma

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His father says Colt was bullied in school for being gay and there is further suspicion that he was trans. Most of the mass school shooters were gay/trans.

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Maybe this is General Milley’s strategy, an all-Trannie Army….mad as hell and tougher than Marines….

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Mad as hell but no way tougher than the Marines. They will probably cry if you use the wrong pronoun and/or break a nail.

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Something something Walks Like a Duck

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Walz like a duck

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I'm ice!

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Whoa... I meant to type 'Nice'

*reconsiders opening third Breakfast Whiskey*

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whatttt????? ICE??? wow!!!

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Who in thier right mind, gives a mentally messed-up 14 year old kid a rifle to take to school? DAD is a SUPER MORON, hope ne NEVER gets out of JAIL.

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But what kind of a parent would name their son "Colt"? Unless he had a horse farm ...

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Item 14. Dick Cheney voting for Harris makes me wonder if the donor of his heart transplant was Greta Thunberg…since clearly she doesn’t have one? Did she also donate her brain at some point earlier to Liz Cheney? FJB

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COLD Mark .

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Marlan, how many deserving people were passed over for that heart in favor of giving it to Cheney? Yes it’s very cold, however, being prim and proper has not helped our cause.

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Mark that was a congratulatory comment but I now see it could be taken different ways. I always appreciate your comments because you are afflicted with the ability to use reasoned logic in a polite way.

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Being in the medical business I have been troubled by the transplant industry. Like all things there is an Illusion that the process is fair when in fact prominent people jump to the head of the line all the time. The ghouls who harvest the organs equally disgust me. While it is a necessity, there is a certain aspect to the procurement that bothers me. As for Cheney, he like all of us will be judged. However, in many ways he is just Joseph Stalin in a nice suit.

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You're a good man, Mark. Your patients are lucky to have you.

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yes, Mark, COLD. Just the way we like it. this message has been approved by grandma.

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Distinct Possibility, and yes, they sound alike. Moron Brains are interchangeable!

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#19, anyone remember that kitchen gadget from the 1980’s The Salad Spinner? The process was that you washed your lettuce and then put it in the gadget to spin the water out. That would be a better name for ComAllah than Salad Tosser. But in her case, it spins her brains out.

#27, speaking of favorite presidents, Hubby and I went to see “Reagan” yesterday. If you haven’t seen it, please do. We both cried through the last few minutes, at Reagan’s farewell speech to the nation after his Alzheimer’s diagnosis and at the real footage of his funeral in DC. We were living in the area at the time and stood in line for hours to pass through the Capitol Rotunda where he lay in state.

But our tears were also for what this country has become after he fought so hard to defeat communism. I’m glad that he’s not here to see it.

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"The Salad Spinner"

I see your Salad Spinner and raise you 1 Ronco Pocket Fisherman:

https://youtu.be/FEgFsc9JZHU?si=I-C2R3sMHhRRPLS9&t=16s

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AWESOME GREAT IDEA!

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Also, if you get to Simi Valley,CA be sure to take a long visit to Reagan's memorial and the sweet and touching letters from him to Nancy remind us of the great marriage. There are also some other things there to see regarding spying. The view is lovely too.

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Thank you for the info on 'Reagan'. I will go see it.

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Thank you, Needles. Very nice post. So glad you honored a distinguished and well loved President at that time. I was a heartbreaking disgnosis.

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Gay Bond movie, Never say Bi.

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Best poll ever. Can't stop laughing. What a great way to start the weekend.

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Amen.

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Walz: verb, "to lie"; Walzing: "lying"; Walzed: "lied".

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👍

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LOL!!!! GREAT YARD SIGN! yes, I am a Bad Grandma.

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#5-If you liked the Black National Anthem before Thursday night's game, you're gonna love this NFL weekend.

#14-It happened so slowly. Then it happened all at once. How could a Republican Vice-president ever endorse a Democrat candidate? The answer is he couldn't. Yesterday's Rino is today's Democrat. Yesterday's Democrat is today's Progressive. Yesterday's Progressive is today's Communist.

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👍

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