As usual, lots of great items to start off my Saturday reading. Your levity in the face of catastrophe always helps me in facing the insanity and cruelty in the world.
Regarding #20 and Stacy: the organization is no longer needed as it fulfilled its purpose of money laundering. So now it can die an unremarked death. It was never anything more than a variation on the Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton BLM shakedown schemes (not to be confused with the Al Gore and John Kerry shakedown schemes.) She will move on to the next staged outrage for more.
Yep. It coulda been a Mullet. If your TV picks up MeTVnetwork.com, you can get all the Stooges you can handle and most of the black & white TV westerns. IMO, Bonanza was a bit too soap opera-ish. I watch M.A.S.H and Hogan's Heros on ME TV. Except for the weather and Judge *Judy, I only watch the oldie, unwoke bubble gum for the mind. (*I wanna be mean like her when I grow up.)
ITEM 7: “Business Partners Of Fani Willis’ Alleged Lover Bankrolled Her Campaign. She Gave Them Lucrative Contracts.”
It seems the Democrats have an elaborate training internship program in money laundering. They gain experience at the state level before ascending to the Federal level to be like Joe. Experiential learning.
Item 26: Getting in is the easy part. I have a BMW Z3 I bought 27 years ago. I told my wife I am going to keep it until I can no longer get out of it. Then she can bury me in it.
Boy, I can relate to that. Getting in a low car is a lot easier then getting out. If my car ever catches on fire, I'll be in real trouble if there's not a good samaritan nearby.
Kudos to Hitler's auto maker VW. I was almost 6'6 and could get into my VW bug easily and not muss my hair. I bought a VW because my dad taught me how to drive like a NASCAR driver and I couldn't trust myself with a muscle car. I delightedly learned that you can drive a VW bug where sometimes four-wheel drives couldn't go and sometimes would take pedestrian pathways and even a flight of stairs once in my younger days. I had no choice but to go down the stairs because I was on a pedestrian pathway at a school and the coach was coming the other direction so the stairs it was. I deliberately gave up driving like Tom Brady should have given up quarterbacking because I still had a tendency to drive 90 mph in 70 mph zone. Sometimes being fearless is another word for stupidity. Confessions of a reformed shepherd.
#13 "“A record-breaking ‘pandemic of snow’ has buried buildings in Anchorage..."
But, hey, watch out for that global warming. If the snow doesn't entirely melt in mountain valleys during summer months, it means a new glacier is forming. Check with your local mountain people to see if this is happening. I think it is in the Sierra Nevada range. If so, then we'll need to put a lot more CO2 into the atmosphere, right?
It's a good thing most bookstores in Canada are small these days or they might have broken in to start a hectare-sized fire. The climate-changing fiends!
I was beginning to think it was me losing touch with reality. Don has saved me with his weekly reminder that It's A Mad Mad Mad World. *** Throwing soup at a painting somehow fights climate change. Who knew?*** Nikki Haley's campaign was busted for creating her fan mail on social media sites.*** Rep. Pramila Jayapal demanded that everyone stop calling illegal immigrants "illegal immigrants." *** The City of Chicago passed a resolution calling for a cease fire. Oh no, not in Chicago but in Gaza. *** Gaza passed a resolution calling for cease fire in Chicago. Wait, that was the Babylon Bee. *** Joe Biden blamed grocery price inflation on grocery stores. *** Keeping the Gen. Milley tradition alive, Biden gave Iran a list of our targets before we attacked the drone centers that are killing our troops and sailors and attacking US Navy, allied and civilian ships in the Red Sea.*** Billionaire Ken Griffin pulled his money from Harvard because of its woke agenda. *** The same Ken Griffin donated millions to Trikki Nikki Haley's PAC. Ouch! My Neck!! *** Illegal immigrants attacked a police officer. Before the officer left the hospital, the DA rushed to release the attackers while feds rushed to pay for the attacker's meals and bus fare out of town.*** Another century old retailer in San Francisco closed it doors due to rampant theft. Ho hum. *** Judge declares, "Get a rope! Then we will have a trial before we hang 'em." Full story: Judge in one of the farce Trump trials has paused proceedings until he can conjure an illegal penalty to impose on the presumed guilty before trial Trump. The judge is considering a lifetime ban on doing business in the state. What you are witnessing is Megalomania personified in a Democratic Party uniform. *** Democrats don't know how to spell dictatorship. Their latest theme is to preserve democracy by maintaining corrupt elections. Why do I have the feeling I'm going to vote for Democrats after I'm dead? *** Haley says, "I'm ready to solve all of the world's problems." LOL. LOL. LOL. *** Sanctuary cities across the northeast are singing a new tune and in unison, too. "Illegal aliens are crushing our budgets." We are being forced to convert schools and recreation centers into homeless camps. Legal residents are not pleased. The residents wisely blame people other than themselves for electing the leaders who created these problems. It's Trump's fault, don't you know. (My new song: Gov. Greg Abbott for VP) *** The Biden Administration announced massive job growth - 353,000 new jobs. Private companies simultaneously reported historic layoffs - 123% greater than ever before. Ouch! My Neck!! *** What is wrong with this scenario? A Democrat judge declared that it is unlawful and unfair for Elon Musk to benefit from a business he created, which he used to create billions of value for himself and others, through which many investors have become millionaires and through which he has advanced space and communications technology faster than anyone or any government in history. *** My dream. The next time a climate nut glues himself or herself to something, they are left to fend for themselves. Authorities don't provide or allow others to provide food and water. Authorities don't unglue them. Gotta pee? Go ahead.*** Democrats & their minions: Trump and his MAGA crowd are responsible for every bad thing (as the liberals define them) in this Mad Mad Mad World.
There's that Democrat projection, again - but if it results in paper ballots, voter ID, and only same-day voting, all the better.
#1: President Trump is going to be issuing an awful lot of pardons on Day 1!
#2: ...time for some privately administered justice.
#5: "Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
And that cat will stay out for the night!"
#8: The handful of law-abiding citizens don't deserve what has become of their city, but unless they're prepared to fight fire with fire, they WILL deserve it if they stay.
Someone ought to tell them: "No one is coming to save you!"
#10: Consuela Gorda must have been expecting it to be an easy gig. Most folks of Hispanic descent of whom I know work their asses off, hence the stereotype isn't applicable to them - but all she's doing just reinforces it.
#12: Taylor Swift's entire catalogue blared across the border 24/7.
#14: ...must be a typo - the 'e' should be an 'o'.
#15: Before NASCAR went woke, that would have been high praise, but since it has joined the woke crowd and bent over backwards to accommodate true racist snowflakes like Bubba Wallace, it isn't.
Sad that NASCAR's die-hard fans are no different than the "kunservatives" who continue to suck off the NFL as mentioned yesterday by Steve (recovering lawyer).
#16: ...but ours is not a sane world.
#21: It is enjoyable watching Disney's slow and painful death.
#22: "Bipartisan means both parties get what they want and you get the bill."
BAM!!
#23: Way to make it easy to identify which should be among this round of terminations.
#27: Agreed, for the most part - but these are questions to ask before you make the donation. Once you've given the $, forget about it. If you couldn't really afford it, you had no business giving it.
Besides, when it comes to the cost of medical care today, $2MM does not go nearly as far as it used to.
Give Mary Lou Retton a break.
#29: ...or had he been an actual drag queen.
The next Seinfeld.
If I can't vote for Trump, it's the Sweet Meteor of Death.
Thank you, Brother Don - you truly ARE doing the Lord's work!
As usual, lots of great items to start off my Saturday reading. Your levity in the face of catastrophe always helps me in facing the insanity and cruelty in the world.
Have a great weekend!
Danny Huckabee
Regarding #20 and Stacy: the organization is no longer needed as it fulfilled its purpose of money laundering. So now it can die an unremarked death. It was never anything more than a variation on the Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton BLM shakedown schemes (not to be confused with the Al Gore and John Kerry shakedown schemes.) She will move on to the next staged outrage for more.
This was her third such organization, all now bankrupt, with the same purpose since she ran for governor.
I thought she wrote enough dirty books to keep her in beer and egg money.
Would I be out of line if if I said that's a great idea,?
Nope.
Supporting fried chicken franchises?
Destroying them by eating up the stock. She's a one-woman locust.
Informative. TU!
maybe she'll move to charleston and run for governor of south carolina.
BITE YOUR KEYBOARD!!!!
Sorry for the shouting but I live in Charleston, SC.
i have a few friends down there. on james island down toward folly beach.
i have one friend that loves haley and i can't convince him she's a useless rino.
Shakedown schemes. Good one.
So glad I’m not young.
Young people wouldn’t read “Wilma!”, have their brain wake up, and have a big smile.
Fred's haircut's name was ....
Yabba Dabba Doo
Yep. It coulda been a Mullet. If your TV picks up MeTVnetwork.com, you can get all the Stooges you can handle and most of the black & white TV westerns. IMO, Bonanza was a bit too soap opera-ish. I watch M.A.S.H and Hogan's Heros on ME TV. Except for the weather and Judge *Judy, I only watch the oldie, unwoke bubble gum for the mind. (*I wanna be mean like her when I grow up.)
You're fortunate. Alan Alda always made me turn green.
A little dab will do ya?
"ITEM 4: CNN belched" --- KABOOM!
Stop right there. The rest is ballast, throw overboard.
Okay, here's the rest:
"Biden has to deal with a second war he didn’t want. His task is to contain it.”
How can an incontinent man contain anything?
ITEM 5: Vice [:] “Housing Crisis Update: Unhoused People Are Living In [Caves]"
Unhinged people ("Vice") reporting on "unhoused" people.
"ITEM 7... Fani Willis ... Gave Them Lucrative Contracts.”
Fani looks like the third Nigerian who "beat up" Jesse Smollett.
"ITEM 16 ... Governor Maura T. Healey today declared that a state of emergency exists in Massachusetts ..."
[2019] “...Healey today joined ... a lawsuit challenging President Trump’s unlawful declaration of a national emergency...
And it's STILL all Trump's fault.
"ITEM 26: My wife said I can get a Lamborghini ... I think she just wants to laugh when I try to get into one."
Don, she's laughing because it is impossible for anyone older than age 15 to get OUT of a Lambo...
***
IF something happens to Trump? IF?
P.S. "Sources: Brad Idzik to be Panthers Offensive Coordinator, but won't call plays" (ESPN 02/03/24).
So, what does that reduce him to, the sideline concierge?
I did the same thing . . .
#22 "Bipartisan means both parties get what they want and you get the bill."
More accurately, birpartisan means Democrats get what they want with enthusiastic support from Republicans. Never, ever trust a Republican.
The blazing saddle’s reference..genius!!!
The absurdity of life today amazes me. The ability to laugh at is a miracle.
I don't often laugh but, when I do, I laugh at dumbass Democrats to their face. Why? Because they're dumbasses.
Wish I had said that!
ITEM 7: “Business Partners Of Fani Willis’ Alleged Lover Bankrolled Her Campaign. She Gave Them Lucrative Contracts.”
It seems the Democrats have an elaborate training internship program in money laundering. They gain experience at the state level before ascending to the Federal level to be like Joe. Experiential learning.
Empirical learning might be better to describe the actions of these POSs
Item 26: Getting in is the easy part. I have a BMW Z3 I bought 27 years ago. I told my wife I am going to keep it until I can no longer get out of it. Then she can bury me in it.
Boy, I can relate to that. Getting in a low car is a lot easier then getting out. If my car ever catches on fire, I'll be in real trouble if there's not a good samaritan nearby.
LOL
Kudos to Hitler's auto maker VW. I was almost 6'6 and could get into my VW bug easily and not muss my hair. I bought a VW because my dad taught me how to drive like a NASCAR driver and I couldn't trust myself with a muscle car. I delightedly learned that you can drive a VW bug where sometimes four-wheel drives couldn't go and sometimes would take pedestrian pathways and even a flight of stairs once in my younger days. I had no choice but to go down the stairs because I was on a pedestrian pathway at a school and the coach was coming the other direction so the stairs it was. I deliberately gave up driving like Tom Brady should have given up quarterbacking because I still had a tendency to drive 90 mph in 70 mph zone. Sometimes being fearless is another word for stupidity. Confessions of a reformed shepherd.
Surely you meant "190 mph in 70 mph zone.":
"Shurely there's been shome mishtake?"
No, I didn't mean that. Even my fearless stupidity has some limits. And quit calling me Shirley.
All's I can add is I have a 2001 Dodge Dakota, and like myself it's old and banged up and
praise the Lord were still alive and kicking Always loved BMWs
"Always loved BMWs" - until a water pump leaks and you get a $4,000 repair bill because its buried inside the engine at the back of the block.
Ouch! That's poor design.
When it's new, it's North, and when it gets older, it goes South.
Unwise to give her an incentive, no?
It doesn’t matter what happens to Trump, I’m voting for him. Couldn’t vote in the poll today because no place to write in a candidate.
#13 "“A record-breaking ‘pandemic of snow’ has buried buildings in Anchorage..."
But, hey, watch out for that global warming. If the snow doesn't entirely melt in mountain valleys during summer months, it means a new glacier is forming. Check with your local mountain people to see if this is happening. I think it is in the Sierra Nevada range. If so, then we'll need to put a lot more CO2 into the atmosphere, right?
Item 26: Bentley stock rises 20% on news Surber buying LAMBORGHINI.
LOL
#8. I could totally believe criminals would burglarize a book store, but only because they can't read.🙄
It's a good thing most bookstores in Canada are small these days or they might have broken in to start a hectare-sized fire. The climate-changing fiends!
The hectare-nectares are formidable.
Backing the truck into a book store after "reading" what's on the canopy and thinking it's a hooch hut?
I was beginning to think it was me losing touch with reality. Don has saved me with his weekly reminder that It's A Mad Mad Mad World. *** Throwing soup at a painting somehow fights climate change. Who knew?*** Nikki Haley's campaign was busted for creating her fan mail on social media sites.*** Rep. Pramila Jayapal demanded that everyone stop calling illegal immigrants "illegal immigrants." *** The City of Chicago passed a resolution calling for a cease fire. Oh no, not in Chicago but in Gaza. *** Gaza passed a resolution calling for cease fire in Chicago. Wait, that was the Babylon Bee. *** Joe Biden blamed grocery price inflation on grocery stores. *** Keeping the Gen. Milley tradition alive, Biden gave Iran a list of our targets before we attacked the drone centers that are killing our troops and sailors and attacking US Navy, allied and civilian ships in the Red Sea.*** Billionaire Ken Griffin pulled his money from Harvard because of its woke agenda. *** The same Ken Griffin donated millions to Trikki Nikki Haley's PAC. Ouch! My Neck!! *** Illegal immigrants attacked a police officer. Before the officer left the hospital, the DA rushed to release the attackers while feds rushed to pay for the attacker's meals and bus fare out of town.*** Another century old retailer in San Francisco closed it doors due to rampant theft. Ho hum. *** Judge declares, "Get a rope! Then we will have a trial before we hang 'em." Full story: Judge in one of the farce Trump trials has paused proceedings until he can conjure an illegal penalty to impose on the presumed guilty before trial Trump. The judge is considering a lifetime ban on doing business in the state. What you are witnessing is Megalomania personified in a Democratic Party uniform. *** Democrats don't know how to spell dictatorship. Their latest theme is to preserve democracy by maintaining corrupt elections. Why do I have the feeling I'm going to vote for Democrats after I'm dead? *** Haley says, "I'm ready to solve all of the world's problems." LOL. LOL. LOL. *** Sanctuary cities across the northeast are singing a new tune and in unison, too. "Illegal aliens are crushing our budgets." We are being forced to convert schools and recreation centers into homeless camps. Legal residents are not pleased. The residents wisely blame people other than themselves for electing the leaders who created these problems. It's Trump's fault, don't you know. (My new song: Gov. Greg Abbott for VP) *** The Biden Administration announced massive job growth - 353,000 new jobs. Private companies simultaneously reported historic layoffs - 123% greater than ever before. Ouch! My Neck!! *** What is wrong with this scenario? A Democrat judge declared that it is unlawful and unfair for Elon Musk to benefit from a business he created, which he used to create billions of value for himself and others, through which many investors have become millionaires and through which he has advanced space and communications technology faster than anyone or any government in history. *** My dream. The next time a climate nut glues himself or herself to something, they are left to fend for themselves. Authorities don't provide or allow others to provide food and water. Authorities don't unglue them. Gotta pee? Go ahead.*** Democrats & their minions: Trump and his MAGA crowd are responsible for every bad thing (as the liberals define them) in this Mad Mad Mad World.
Brilliant rant.
“I’m tired of that language.” This is talking down to people, typical of a narcissist (i.e., politician).
There's that Democrat projection, again - but if it results in paper ballots, voter ID, and only same-day voting, all the better.
#1: President Trump is going to be issuing an awful lot of pardons on Day 1!
#2: ...time for some privately administered justice.
#5: "Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
And that cat will stay out for the night!"
#8: The handful of law-abiding citizens don't deserve what has become of their city, but unless they're prepared to fight fire with fire, they WILL deserve it if they stay.
Someone ought to tell them: "No one is coming to save you!"
#10: Consuela Gorda must have been expecting it to be an easy gig. Most folks of Hispanic descent of whom I know work their asses off, hence the stereotype isn't applicable to them - but all she's doing just reinforces it.
#12: Taylor Swift's entire catalogue blared across the border 24/7.
#14: ...must be a typo - the 'e' should be an 'o'.
#15: Before NASCAR went woke, that would have been high praise, but since it has joined the woke crowd and bent over backwards to accommodate true racist snowflakes like Bubba Wallace, it isn't.
Sad that NASCAR's die-hard fans are no different than the "kunservatives" who continue to suck off the NFL as mentioned yesterday by Steve (recovering lawyer).
#16: ...but ours is not a sane world.
#21: It is enjoyable watching Disney's slow and painful death.
#22: "Bipartisan means both parties get what they want and you get the bill."
BAM!!
#23: Way to make it easy to identify which should be among this round of terminations.
#27: Agreed, for the most part - but these are questions to ask before you make the donation. Once you've given the $, forget about it. If you couldn't really afford it, you had no business giving it.
Besides, when it comes to the cost of medical care today, $2MM does not go nearly as far as it used to.
Give Mary Lou Retton a break.
#29: ...or had he been an actual drag queen.
The next Seinfeld.
If I can't vote for Trump, it's the Sweet Meteor of Death.
Thank you, Brother Don - you truly ARE doing the Lord's work!
Today’s “ It Takes a Heart of Stone Not to Laugh Award” goes to the Governor of Massachusetts. I do not have A Heart of Stone.