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America's paper of record. LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball's hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as the Los Angeles Dodgers were bankrupted after President Donald Trump placed a 25% tariff on all Japanese players. Related and for real: Nike Stock Plunges as Low-Wage Factories in China, Vietnam, Indonesia Face Trump’s Tariffs. LeBron James hardest hit.

Don Reed's avatar

04/05/25: Back in March, I tossed $150 on a bet on FanDuel that the Dodgers won't make the 2025 baseball playoffs.

They'll do ANYTHING to avoid paying out $2,100 --- and just did. Harrumph!!!

On the other hand, it was a mercy killing. Last season, the same bet was made on the Atlanta Braves not making the playoffs. It came right down to the final day of the season. Double-header (second game a rainout make-up date).

Mets, sleepwalking in the past two-three games, woke up, won the first game and thus they made their own playoffs.

Game Two: Braves must win the game to make it into their own playoffs.

The Mets could not have cared less, mailed it in, and the Braves won ...

Eight months of (make-believe) "hard work" down the drain.

(Then the Braves went 0-2 in the first playoff series because they no more belonged in the playoffs than Kamala Harris belonged in the White House. Da b*stards.)

Greg Martin's avatar

Great job PM. It was like you were channeling Surber himself.

PM's avatar

HIGH PRAISE INDEED.

Lawsy0's avatar

If that's so, the MLB should hire homebound teachers so the Dodgers can be homeschooled to learn another trade. Especially if they are expecting even the high six figure income they earned as MLB players. (Couldn't ask grown men to enroll in some US school of education. They had their chance.)

Tmitsss's avatar

How to scare Bill and Melinda Gates: “ jeopardizing their tax-exempt status”

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Please. Them and all the rest of the free riding grifters

PM's avatar

Two things wrong with Stephanie kneeling and forfeiting a fencing match w/a trannie.

1. She should have walked away, not knelt.

2. The other females should have joined her.

'First Male to Be Inducted Into the Women’s Hall of Fame'. Whatever happened to 'I am Woman; Hear me roar?' Was 'Woman's Suffering' really worth it?

Denton Salle's avatar

I'm not Catholic, but it still hacks me off that the genuflection, a sign of deep respect coming from the Romans, is now used to express objections. I was pissed when they used it for the flag, and I'm still pissed today.

It's a sign of reverence, you clueless morons!

Douglas Baringer's avatar

I believe taking a knee and laying down your weapon is correct form for for refusing a match. Fencing has its own rules and standards.

Denton Salle's avatar

Maybe? Don't remember that from my fencing days but it's been a very long time. And I don't think it ever came up.

PM's avatar

"I will bow to no one and nothing but my crown", said someone. "She Bent the knee" and 'archaic' both come to mind.

Amy's avatar

Ah! That makes sense.

james garrett's avatar

"Nobody wins a trade war. We nobodies are happy."

My tee time this morning is 9:20am. I expect to drop this Surber quote on my playing partners at 9:21.....

Jeremy R's avatar

We'll be looking for reports about a riot on a golf course.

tzed's avatar

Item 34: If ever there was a choice of the evil of two lessers, this is it. Glad I don’t live in NY anymore. However, I live in MA, so there’s usually no choice at all.

FINALLY: Looks like there won’t be any Common Core math in juniors future.

PM's avatar

Perhaps someday 2 and 2 will equal 4 again..

Alice Ball's avatar

I smiled at sell the Tesla and get another degree, both fallbacks for the blue hairs. But then I laughed out loud at start an only fans and knew that was it!

It sure is fun knowing there’s a person in the world who has exactly the same sense of humor as I do! Happy weekend everyone!

Playswithneedles's avatar

Item 4 - 10 years for the chicken thief but they let the rapists and murderers back on the streets in 2-4 hours. Looks like they haven’t heard that the price of eggs is dropping like a rock.

Item 11 - there goes the Bentley. Some BMWs are made here in South Carolina. Maybe President Trump can convince the Brits to open a Bentley plant in WV.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Actually they are only assembled in SC. all the parts come from Germany though some be made here. BTW if you ever have a chance you should take a tour of that plant. It is fully automated and quite an experience following a car being completely assembled on your tour.

Playswithneedles's avatar

When I lived in Europe, hubby and I bought a BMW and got to watch it roll off the assembly line at the plant in Munich. We also got to tour the plant.

PM's avatar

Budget Resolution. The Senate voted 51-48 to pass the measure after a holding a long series of votes on amendments, which kept senators pacing around the chamber for hours.

Sens. Rand Paul (Ky.) and Susan Collins (Maine) were the only Republican to vote against it. Murkowski may have read the room. She is dead lady walking, unless everyone in Alaska is drinking the Kool Aid.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Rand Paul at least makes a principled argument. Although I disagree with him on this one

Jake's avatar

Nah, I don't think MurCowski can read. She's like BO that you can't get rid of.

Barbara Johnson's avatar

I fear for all of us if AOC becomes the most powerful democrat. She is so smart that she will push through reparations for all non white people. Then she will force her colleagues to enact a new law to raise taxes by 200%. On the bright side the non white folks will pay the same inflated taxes and blame AOC. Of course I’m being hyperbolic but it still worries me the democrats are so broken they think AOC and maybe that Crockett lady is the best they have.

Douglas Baringer's avatar

Look at the bright side, maybe those two numskulls ARE the best they have. Hopefully they will run out of Schumers, Sanders, Hochuls, Braggs, Boasbergs etc and America will be great again!

Jeremy R's avatar

You would think that with their rabid support of abortion that they'd have the cleanest gene pool on the planet instead of the short bus bunch they send to Washington.

Cookie McCall's avatar

I remain embarrassed that Crockett (not to be confused with Davey) is from TX!

Jeremy R's avatar

You've got some winners there in the Houston area. Must be from the garbage that got deposited by a hurricane.

Lawsy0's avatar

I sincerely hope the words attributed to Thomas Jefferson were not his true utterance, "We get the government we deserve." I've wondered since soon after the Taupe Hope what we've done. I can only guess maybe it was "Abortion on Demand."

PM's avatar

Dallas Voters: you must be very proud-The Libs of TikTok account posted, “INCREDIBLE. Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett publicly admits that she only got her job as a public defender because she was Black. Crockett is a DEI hire, CONFIRMED, by Calling our Gov 'Hot Wheels'.

PM's avatar

Granted, we got our share, Alice., but Representative Crockett. Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett represents portions of Dallas and Tarrant Counties, with the cities of Dallas, Grand Prairie, DeSoto, Cedar Hill, Lancaster, Duncanville, Glenn Heights, Hutchins, Wilmer, Arlington, Ovilla, and Seagoville

Alice Ball's avatar

Did not know! They always say Houston, which she fits better than Dallas.

E G's avatar

Those areas are not really Dallas—just adjacent to Dallas.

Alice Ball's avatar

Yes, significantly north of Dallas. I have 2 children there in the Lower Greenville—M Streets area.

E G's avatar

They are south and west of Dallas. I spent many years in the Park Cities area. Now, thankfully, back in East Texas.

James Bastnagel's avatar

Great to here your cataract surgery went well. Drops, drops, drops! Kudos for today’s piece! Made me laugh! Your grandson sounds amazing.

Don Surber's avatar

Thanks

And thanks for the drops reminder

PM's avatar

Next question: “If half the cars coming into the United States are foreign-made, that's hard to turn around overnight, as you know,” Collins said. “So what would you say to people in the auto industry who are worried about that timeline and how quickly that could shift?”

“Buy American,” Bessent said bluntly. He also clarified that the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA) exempts certain vehicles and parts from the new tariffs.’

Shoveltusker's avatar

Aren't ALL the cars "coming into the United States" foreign-made?

PM's avatar

Cut Susan some slack. She gets confused easily.🙃

Nat Brooks's avatar

"He plans to spend his retirement working on installing fricking laser beams on sharks." ... "Only a Schumer would cook manatee burgers with a flamethrower." PRICELESS! Now please get the folks in Charleston to do a few PSA's explaining how using guns against ghosts is kinda pointless ... Don't want you Mountaineers to become "Florida Man".

SDN's avatar

“Washington police chase man who stole ex-girlfriend’s chicken: ‘I’ve got Polly.’ ”

Obviously it's time to call in a team of heroes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrJwLfNQPs

jewel's avatar

Ray Stevens always great, ty for sharing

Don Reed's avatar

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Murray's avatar

#2. Ghost guns is a corrupt ATF/DNC term devised to impinge the 2d Amendment rights of citizen's to arm themselves. Gorsuch, et al, fell for that standard Lefty trick of focusing on bad guys instead of honest citizen rights. #6. Oh no!. NGO, aka Government Funded Lefties, are being forced to shut down their Vichy inspired shelters for enemy forces. #11. Ford's CEO appeared on Ingraham's show. He awkwardly struggled through an effort to proclaim agreement with Trump while trying to avoid offending anyone, particularly China. Hey, Dude, grow some balls. Endorse saving American industry and workers and get on with it. #19. Movie industry insiders say Disney has $700 million in costs associated with Snow White and is unlikely to recover more than $200 million. #21. We are at war with an enemy force within our country. That force entered through gates held open by Democrats. Anyone objecting to deporting any and all illegals should be required to watch the movie Sicario before opening their mouth. There is much truth and a new attitude to be learned there. #35. In Dept of Ed v. California, et al. Chief Roberts joined his fellow American Inns of Court members to deny the President's Constitutional authority to govern the executive branch. Watch for the Justices voting in favor of the Constitution to grow stronger as a bloc. *** Trump came to office prepared for battle but no plan survives the first contact with the enemy. His patience with those who oppose him is reportedly wearing thin. The stupid Left's resistance may be creating an enraged Patton ready to ignore the sham niceties of politics. *** In 2007, Pelosi and other Dems illegally engaged in foreign policy negotiations with Assad and others. Her protege Newsom is doing the same by attempting to negotiate tariffs with China.

Suzie's avatar

Newsom would be in violation of the Logan Act should he pursue his vainglorious plan to circumvent US government policy via “side deals with foreigners”.

Side note: he just slapped the highest tax on CA in its history as well as in the country. He is a vacuous poseur, and a maliciously devious one at that.

Jim Murray's avatar

Yes, Newsom is a putz. Local sales taxes in California vary according to county and city. While Newsom objects to Trump tariffs, he approves of local sales taxes of 8% to 11.5%.

Tmitsss's avatar

I was sitting on my porch drinking my coffee and reading NOTW when I looked up a saw the government chemtrails in the sky. I don’t know what is in them but looking around at my little piece of heaven as Spring breaks out, they seem to be doing a lot of good.