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Yep, here is a new shiny, please ignore the cocaine found IN the White House, not near it. Please ignore we arrested a whistleblower back in Feb, for doing less than what Hunter was doing. He will probably commit suicide while putting himself into a suitcase that zips from the outside. Please ignore the 20 shell companies and all those pesky bank records. please, look squirrel, there, quick.

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Don't forget the three shots to the back of the head while zipping up the suitcase.

I see this as fear as the MSM should be.afraid.

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Seth's death did not go unremarked, let alone the dozens of Clinton pals, cronies and estranged co-conspirators who, quite conspicuously, did not live to old age.

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I spent roughly 10 years as an aerial firefighter. In that time I knew approximately 16-18 people who were killed in the line of duty ground and air. The Clintons are up to near 60.

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I would not at all be surprised if the final number hits 100. What astonishes me is that no one in the target [group] has tried to pre-emptively bump the Clintons off.

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They think we're Dug, only not as smart...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi2i7iuA1n4

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In our post-Pfizer obits, the cause of death is now almost always ignored (“unrevealed”).

And we’re about fifteen minutes away from official statements that "There is no cause of death. Nothing causes death."

A felony (someone’s cocaine; Hunter’s?) has been committed in the White House. It’s been denied. Never happened, as far as the Biden administration is concerned.

Next comes rape and murder in the physical Biden White House.

After these heinous events, denials and silence will come next.

They never happened, according to the Famous White House Black Lesbian (Famous For Being The White House Black Lesbian).

“And you are violating the Hatch Act for reporting that felonies have been committed in the White House.”

Heck, she wouldn’t even have to say that.

The regime media reporters will never ask the questions.

They’ve been given Black Ambiens, which will keep them very quiet.

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A wonderful essay, but I got fixated on one detail. How big a problem is it that soldiers need abortions (soldiers' wives can travel already)? If it is that huge a problem, I don't think getting the abortion is what we should be focusing on because clearly there's a deeper issue: like soldiers having enough down time to get themselves pregnant and not having the intelligence (or funds--are we paying soldiers enough) to use widely available contraception? Maybe start there.

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Those soldiers and soldiers wives can get contraceptives from the base clinic/hospital with ease. That is the way it worked back in the late 80s/early 90s, it was free and available to all. This is an artificial crisis. There were several types available and I saw an OBGYN every 3 months for 4 yrs for possible cancer status check. The Navy provided transportation to the hospital that was 30 miles, both to and back, and transportation on the base from my job and to get back to my job.

This is just the Dems, yelling squirrel.

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Dems and Pubs, both wings of the UniParty.

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Thanks for that. I don't really know how the military works. So, yes, given your information, it sounds more like a distraction or a stunt or a bunch of women and men too lazy to avail themselves of abundant resources.

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We actually had women who had joined the Navy, then decided it was too tough or didnt want to go to sea on the few ships that we could. So they were actively trying to get pregnant to avoid sea duty and stay on shore. Since there was the possibility of complications for any pregnancy, they got shore duty as the SOP. I dont know if that is still true but I would imagine it hasnt changed.

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...or just plain stupidity....

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Yes, that works just as well.

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So how many Marines have had abortions in the last 5 years? Did I just write the words “Marine Abortions"?

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Yes, you did, but seriously, I would like to see the numbers on this.

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Ever since the Messiah got his health care bill passed, prescription contraception has been free for everyone. For the Pill and other prescription contraception, you just show up at the pharmacy, turn in your scrip and they hand you the birth control at no charge.

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Barry changed it from Marine Corps to marine corpse. I still believe it was because the only corps he'd ever encountered was the Washington press corps whose figurehead was Helen Thomas who looked like the walking dead.

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The resident cadaver position was taken over from Hell & Thomas by the former human Nancy Pelosi. She called it Botox, but it was really embalming fluid.

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If Tuberville gets his way on the abortion issue, his next hold should be on the wokeness that has infected the Corps, and all other branches of the military.

I hope some other Senators join Tuberville on his mission.

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Pray that it be so... the defense budget is ENORMOUS - what the hell are we paying for ? It sounds like they are the biggest bunch of babies. Putin and Xi are observing the inanity for sure....

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Amen ~ plus I can think of a gazillion things our so-called a representatives could obstruct if they only had the principles or cajones!

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Same, but don't hold your breath...

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What the article is really saying:

Everyone in the military is sworn to defend the Constitution.

I say:

We are to defend The United States from all, enemies foreign and domestic. What the Biden regime is really afraid of is to keep the military in disarray so they can't organize a military coupe. Even corrupt as the Pentagon appears, I do believe there are some who are not blind to the realities of what Herr Biden wants--which is the complete destruction of The United States.

May God help us.

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The Marines do not need a Gen. Milley which the nominee is not.That being said the oath is to defend the Constitution and Tuberville gets it.As he said change the law or drop the imposed policy.Great post with a dab of sarcasm Don and Dr cat gets a treat.We are winning little by little so onward we go.

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Given the current leaders of the entire military, I’d say it’s great that there is no commandant. The last one helped in the continuing destruction of the Corps. Leave the position open and maybe the acting commandant will be too busy to eff things up even more.

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Maybe, just maybe there should be consequences for Marines who have sex w/o birth control of some description and then want to murder the resulting baby. consequences like raising the the child they irresponsibly conceived, or paying for their own goddam abortion.

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In my time in the Corps a Marine could be courtmartialed for getting sunburned badly enough to need medical treatment. The Corps considered our bodies another weapon in the arsenal and woe betide him who fails to maintain it, let alone she who allows it to be knocked up.

Yes, there were penalties for that, too.

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I guess they made all Marines get the ChinaVirus fake-vaccination.

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they tried

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I just connected with "woe be tied," which was one of my Mom's favorite sayings (along with notifying us that switch we brought her wasn't big enough, and did we need her to get one that is?)

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Your mother and I are probably of an age.

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I'm way past my mother's age back then. Harrison Ford, FJB, and I are the same age +/- 6 months. But you are kind to say so.

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I was just about to add that my brother was threatened with court martial for coming back on duty with a sunburn. They belayed that order since he was scheduled to overfly Bay of Pigs during the Cuban ''crisis.'' The USMC and the USN used to have C.O. Jones by the ton. Now they give the troops crying towels and safe spaces. Gack.

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I always understood that a member’s body of any one of our military branches is owned (literally) by the government. Forgive my awkward wording. I don’t speak military at all well. But theoretically as I understand that point, a soldier, marine, airman, etc. can be court martial-ed for getting a sunburn that would hinder his/her duties. How much worse is it if female marines refuse contraception just to “work the system” to engage in behavior to get pregnant to exempt herself from duties that no man can get exemption?

I am reminded of the pirate era centuries ago when at least two woman pirates were exempted from hanging because they claimed to be pregnant. In a month or two, they’d make certain of that fact. At least, pirates are known for their lack of honor.

Correct me if I’m wrong to assume that our military exists to defend our country and citizens--especially the weakest among us. Aren’t unborn babies the weakest and most dependent of all of us? Why then, does the military insist on making war on the unborn babies of their female members?

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Hey give each Marine a new box of crayons, that will pretty much take care of directives or guidance. As far as a hold on generals, what’s the problem. The fewer the better.

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Military test: please connect the circles. you have 3 hrs to complete the test. please dont eat the crayon, from your favorite military branch..... usually the Marines.

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My marine nephew sez the yellow crayons taste just like wax Bananas.

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Especially if they are like Milly the silly.

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Milly is such a silly goose. And ugly! Clocks won't run if he is near. And that Admiral with the long blond hair and an Adam's Apple. Rachel Levine can't help being ugly but he could sure stay home.

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yeah they are both extra special and have front row seats waiting for them in Satan's living room. Especially Levine.

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My dad would say give each of the Marines a bar of soap so they wouldn't eat the ones in the Navy Base urinals.

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The brave men and women of our military past who provided the ultimate sacrifice, must be looking down from heaven with disgust in what they fought for. The military of 2023 does not have the discipline, resolve, or ability to win any future battles. If you examine military history involving the United States, what a great battles were won? With the exception of World War II, we either lost, entered when the decision was a fait accompli, or were in a one-sided fight that could not have been lost(Grenada/Desert Storm etc).

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With all of the woke/DEI/pronoun nonsense now spreading through the armed forces I would give the same advice to the soldiers as I give to police officers in blue cities: leave while you still can.

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Yep, just another distraction, that is the goal of our federal government and both wings of the UniParty these days.

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Democrats make everything a pain in the butt. Living around Democrats is like having thousands of hostile ex-wives (is there any other kind?) harassing you 24/7. If I understand “President” Corleone, I mean Biden correctly, which is hard because he’s incoherent,we are giving all our ammunition to Ukrainians and don’t have enough for our military. This is fine with me, because we’d probably just start another stupid war, which we will lose, and then leave all our equipment for the enemy, who will sell it to China and other terrorists. I’m sure however that the actual people who fight would like some ammo to do it with. I would send them some of mine, but am thinking that the way things are going, I may need a few thousand rounds myself if I’m invaded by homicidal cartels, ISIS, the Harvard law faculty or some other crazed Democrat ally. In the meantime, I guess in the meantime we need more Marine access to abortions and more desk jockey BS distraction.

Why is the entire federal government working overtime to protect this guy and his degenerate family? At a certain point isn’t he a massive liability? Don’t they have anything useful to do? (Uh, no). I guess they are so confident in their stranglehold on the bureaucracy and in the pusillanimity ( This word was big around 1800 when Joe Biden was first selected to the Senate) of the controlled opposition GOP that they believe they can brazen it out. Probably all true.

Time for coffee.

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"If I understand 'President' Corleone..." Biden matches Don Corleone only in that he's a crook. While Don Corleone headed a crime family, he was successful and, at least, had some sense of honor. Biden is just a lying, grasping, bullying fool and all the people in his administration as well as all those in the "mainstream media" supporting him are fools and liars as well.

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Don Corleone, like Biden, is a fictional character, or series of fictional characters more accurately. Joe Biden repeats (poorly) what he is told to say. But the town of Corleone in Sicily produced (produces?) a lot of mafiosi. Yes, they have a code of honor, but I don’t think it’s actually much different than the DNC code of criminal honor at this point.

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Fight crime/government hates competition.

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Did you catch any of the video of our Resident pawing all over King Charles? I've lost no love for the British monarch, but at least I know how to curtsy and to not put hands on their royalty. Also, photos of Biden and the missus on the beach over the holiday. Good Gawd, Miz Agnes!

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Another easy poll....the cat must be suffering from the heat of summer.

All organization need to work well when some one drops out, especially the leader. It is good managerial practice and can lead to cost reductions. Something unheard of in government and the education field.

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Down sizing by attrition is a good start but just cutting excess paper pushers is best.

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The poll is missing that Dems just love baby-killing.

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Don needs to hire better paperboys, my newspaper was late.

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We are so spoiled!

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So long as his cable for the internet didnt get cut again, and we lose him for better than a day, we are good.

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He was probably watching the pretty clouds forming from the coal smoke billowing out of the power plant smokestacks.....

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POLL: The correct answer is that the Democrats are pro-abortion, anti-military a$$holes. But the cat didn't give us that option today.

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The cat was too busy trying to deliver all the papers

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Yep. The cat forgot to remind me to set the timer. It is all the cat's fault.

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Don't dare take the fresh Ahi from Cat's food dish this week, Cat needs reparations, not retaliation.

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