1) Sam Bankman-Fried (Bahamas Ponzi-Bitcoin King), belly-up late 2022 = Lehmann Brothers (the first big bankruptcy in 2007). You know what happened next. 2) Haven't seen anyone else say this, so may I do the honors? Sam Bankman-Fried and Silicon Valley Bank are IDENTICAL creatures. 3) Yellen says no bailout for SV Bank. Good way to get A…
1) Sam Bankman-Fried (Bahamas Ponzi-Bitcoin King), belly-up late 2022 = Lehmann Brothers (the first big bankruptcy in 2007).
You know what happened next.
2) Haven't seen anyone else say this, so may I do the honors?
Sam Bankman-Fried and Silicon Valley Bank are IDENTICAL creatures.
3) Yellen says no bailout for SV Bank. Good way to get Arkancided.
And there she was in the Ukraine, what, last week, handing them money that could have bailed out SVB?!
Janet! Mach Schnell!!! Put a stop payment on that check!!!
4) Monday March 13, 2023 (today):
Fun day today for Zuckerberg (Faceberg damnit Facebook) in Silicon Valley.
Who will be the first of his closest SVDFs (Sil Val "dearest friends") to call him this morning, asking for a, ahem, "loan"?
5) Tori Spelling's net worth will now be more than all of those dork-ass t-shirt creeps whose SVB $$$ have evaporated.
(TS: Washed-up actress and infamous bankrupt; her father Aaron, a TV mogul-billionaire, left her practically nothing in his will.)
6) I haven't had so much fun since Eliot Spitzer got his tits caught in the ringer in my birthday, back in 2008!
(He was the opening act to the Crash of that year.)
If this keeps up, Trump 2024 is in like Flynn.
You know, like Obama in 2008, with Frankenstein McCain clomping around in lead-shoed panic like a horse in a barn fire, suspending his presidential campaign, then an hour later, "un"-suspending it...
1) Sam Bankman-Fried (Bahamas Ponzi-Bitcoin King), belly-up late 2022 = Lehmann Brothers (the first big bankruptcy in 2007).
You know what happened next.
2) Haven't seen anyone else say this, so may I do the honors?
Sam Bankman-Fried and Silicon Valley Bank are IDENTICAL creatures.
3) Yellen says no bailout for SV Bank. Good way to get Arkancided.
And there she was in the Ukraine, what, last week, handing them money that could have bailed out SVB?!
Janet! Mach Schnell!!! Put a stop payment on that check!!!
4) Monday March 13, 2023 (today):
Fun day today for Zuckerberg (Faceberg damnit Facebook) in Silicon Valley.
Who will be the first of his closest SVDFs (Sil Val "dearest friends") to call him this morning, asking for a, ahem, "loan"?
5) Tori Spelling's net worth will now be more than all of those dork-ass t-shirt creeps whose SVB $$$ have evaporated.
(TS: Washed-up actress and infamous bankrupt; her father Aaron, a TV mogul-billionaire, left her practically nothing in his will.)
6) I haven't had so much fun since Eliot Spitzer got his tits caught in the ringer in my birthday, back in 2008!
(He was the opening act to the Crash of that year.)
If this keeps up, Trump 2024 is in like Flynn.
You know, like Obama in 2008, with Frankenstein McCain clomping around in lead-shoed panic like a horse in a barn fire, suspending his presidential campaign, then an hour later, "un"-suspending it...
Yes SBF and SVB are indentical creatures to the benefit of Democrats.
And republicans.... The UniParty who hates you and I.