Count Floyd was one of my favorite characters on SCTV, the Canadian show that lampooned local TV. He hosted Monster Chiller Horror Theater, a late-night show that was supposed to show horror movies, but the fictional TV station showed cheap films that were not of that genre. After the clip of the film was shown, the show usually flipped back to a bewildered Count Floyd, who would say, “That was some scary stuff,” even though the movie in the skit wasn’t.
Since DC is already a Swamp, I chose End of Snow, which I wouldn’t miss for a minute.
Anytime you see the word “models” in these articles you know everything contained within is pure bunk.
You’ve got to hand to it them for the longest running psyop in history, but it’s all crap, which can be summed up in one sentence, “Give is more and more of your money so we can pretend to change the weather.” And they’ll kill is all in the process as their insane worshippers destroy everything we - and the planet -need to survive.
And their antics messing with Mother Nature, from spraying chemicals in the air, cutting down millions upon millions of trees to build wind and solar farms which create a wildlife genocide, to now thinking about blocking the sun for God sake, to mining the world for deadly minerals to build destructive batteries to fulfill their EV mania, to banning stoves, air conditioners and refrigerators, all their crap upon crap diabolical schemes are going to destroy life on this planet more assuredly than their delusions of Climate hysteria ever could.
The principal hysteresis actor is clouds. Since modeling can only look at about a one-minute-of-lat-lon (roughly a mile at the mid latitudes) point granularity, clouds have to be an assumed number. What number you choose determines whether there is warming indicated. If your paper indicates warming your paper is published in a brand name journal and NOAA funding continues. If not...
I would start with the Dr Mengeles in this country who wish to surgically or chemically mutilate our children . And there could be no better treatment for these people than to bring back the lobotomy. That procedure was thought to be a right and proper treatment at one time too.
I think that would be a bit of a stretch to call Joseph Mengele a doctor in the true sense of the word. His background is easy enough to discern. It's kind of like calling Jill Biden a doctor. She knows nothing of medical science and probably her doctorate is in Home Economics, IF even that. She is almost as stupid as her husband.
I like to ignore them and excoriate my representatives in government when they take this scam seriously. (And automistake changed excoriate into exfoliate! Hilarious image in my head now. And did it again just now.)
We would like to think we can ignore them, but I don't think we can. There is so much destruction and wealth-stripping in their plans to thwart climate change. They're commies. Red on the inside, green on the outside.
The reason is called "Money and Investing ". Insane, yes, but more importantly, the god of money. Just ask Hilary Clinton how she plans to buy her way out of Hell. She can't, but she won't believe it.
I remember seeing this, but couldn't remember where. Thanks for the link. Also for the Doomsday List. Did anyone but me ever wonder if personification of the earth offended The Earth? To the best of my knowledge and belief, I was never a liberal on purpose. Unless all college freshmen are automatically liberal the first week or so away from the folks back home.
If the swamp wants to keep John Kerry’s pollution plane in the air continuously until we won’t be able to inhale. Then they can take credit for thinning the herd.
"When the number of sunspots rise, the Earth gets hot. When the sunspots drop, it gets cold"
As far as the Atlantic Ocean rising, I hope so. Then, all those "Elites" who live on the ocean, like the obama's, who are responsible for oil rigs being 300 miles off the coast instead of five thus increasing costs, might just drown like their personal chef not two days ago.
I’ve heard predictions that globull warming will cause the oceans to rise “in some places”. My response is to wonder why that doesn’t happen in my bathtub or kitchen sink.
I remember when my sons were teens and they were learning (being brain washed) about this crap I gave them an experiment. Take a glass. Put a couple of ice cubes in it. Fill it with water. Mark the water level. Wait for the ice cubes to melt. Measure how much the water level changes. Go ask your teacher to explain what happened.
If the gulf stream stops how can the water rise in the areas fed by it? The consequence is that it would rise far worse in areas like Florida, Louisiana Mississippi and Texas but Martha's Vineyard would not be affected. The same thing in the Pacific where the melting polar ice would cause devastation in Alaska and northern Canada but California would see ocean levels drop due to increased evaporation caused by glowbull whoremongering.🙄
With a little practice, we could out BS them if we could stand to be around them.
"Twenty Years Later: Tipping Points Near on Global Warming" — Huffington Post, June 23, 2008
"Global Warming: Those Tipping Points Are Closer Than You Think" — WSJ.com, April 29, 2009
"Have We Reached the Tipping Point for Planet Earth?" — video title, StudioTalk.tv, May 11, 2010
"Must-Read Hansen and Sato Paper: We Are at a Climate Tipping Point That, Once Crossed, Enables Multi-Meter Sea Level Rise This Century" — ThinkProgress.org, Jan. 20, 2011
"Earth: Have We Reached an Environmental Tipping Point?" — BBC website, June 15, 2012
"In spite of the continued released [sic] of 90 million tons of global warming pollution every day into the atmosphere, as if it's an open sewer, we are now seeing the approach of a global political tipping point." — Al Gore, interview with Washington Post, Aug. 21, 2013
That's a lot of "tipping points" that were predicted but which we've not experienced. Certainly encourages doubt in the reliability of those making the predictions.
Silly me, I thought it was Obama that muttered something about sea level rising. Spotted Owl Gore was the Vanderbilt University Graduate that thought that up.
Ironic really. The Marxist left keep preaching that we conservatives are all conspiracy freaks. You know most of the stuff by now. Trust us they say, we are not going after your firearms. We don’t want to disarm you. We are not trying to erase the first and second amendments. Then along comes the latest scam, the Green New Deal. The earth is getting hotter. Carbon emissions are doing it!!! Greta! All well and good, but where is the evidence? Its just science, so shut up and give us your freedom and money they say! But there are hundreds of climate experts who disagree with you we say. Shut up, racist! And on and on it goes. So tell me, who are the real conspiracy freaks today?
“Can You Top This?” was an old radio and TV show. The two versions of the TV show bombed. The last version was hosted by Wink Martindale and Maurey Amsterdam. Climate change predictions are joke telling as well.
The global warming cult has revived “Can You Top This?” in the form of their predictions. The latest doom and gloom prediction is doomier and gloomier than the last.
The Lårdmåster Ìnstîtútę of Clîmâtë Stūdīės is now predicting by April of 2058, the earth will no longer be able to rotate on its axis. We are asking for a $31 billion grant to further study our prediction.
Global Cooling. Global Warming. Climate Change. Global Weirding. The Climate Crisis. Now the UN declares "Global Boiling." All terms have expiration dates.
Morley was a genius, just lost Rose Marie but their boss Rob Petrie: aka Dick Van Dyke is still with us. It figures that the petulant boss Alan Brady sired climate changer Meathead
When banks stop financing and insurance companies stop covering beachfront property I'll start paying attention. Until then, the globull warming communist can STFU
The insurance companies have stopped covering new homes in CA. But its due to fires, mostly started by arson and fueled by all the brush that CA hasnt cleaned up in 30 yrs.
When the weather forecast is accurate for the next 24 hours, maybe I’ll start paying attention to these clowns. I just checked weather.com and the rain forecast for this afternoon is 10%. I’ll make sure to grab my umbrella before I head out.
I'll see your tongue in cheek, and raise you a couple of Har de Har Har's. Here in the buckle of the Bible belt, 10% rain means we are in drought conditions. I'm about to hot to death.
We live in Kansas, close to Kansas City. On Wednesday at 9:53 am the NWS prediction for our local area (in Overland Park): "A chance of snow showers between 11am and 2pm … Chance of precipitation is 50%." Alas, there was no snow.
Jul 28, 2023·edited Jul 28, 2023Liked by Don Surber
The IPCC is a climate version of the WHO, NIH, FDA, and the CDC. Like the others, the only science they preach is POLITICAL SCIENCE. Well paid liars all.
Just taking a moment to stop to underline how fabulous SCTV was. Sometimes I'm reminded of one of their skits and break out laughing out loud in public.
Glad you mentioned: "But the screeds failed to note that the two Dutch scientists behind this latest forecast of doom admit there is not much science behind their prediction."
Actually, I was thinking Don was pussyfooting around with the term "spitballing." The climate hysteria is most certainly bullshit. In the technical sense: https://press.princeton.edu/books/hardcover/9780691122946/on-bullshit Yes, there is actually a book on bullshit written by a philosophy professor. And climate models are certainly bullshit.
David, Yes, total B.S. All we need to remember is that every model, not just climate models, are told to say what they are going to say. Same goes for A.I., which are models with a fancy name. Doesn’t mean all models are B.S., it just means be aware of the biases of the modeler.
If it were not for the fact that I enjoy your writing, I would have stopped reading when you quoted someone who referred to an IPCC article. That right there is the giveaway: if the IPCC says it is so, it is not so. Their predictions are made only to generate income for the UN and themselves from gullible governments -- of which the one in Washington D.C. is the most gullible.
Which reminds me: did you know the word gullible does not appear in the dictionary? Don't believe me? Look it up.
Since DC is already a Swamp, I chose End of Snow, which I wouldn’t miss for a minute.
Anytime you see the word “models” in these articles you know everything contained within is pure bunk.
You’ve got to hand to it them for the longest running psyop in history, but it’s all crap, which can be summed up in one sentence, “Give is more and more of your money so we can pretend to change the weather.” And they’ll kill is all in the process as their insane worshippers destroy everything we - and the planet -need to survive.
And their antics messing with Mother Nature, from spraying chemicals in the air, cutting down millions upon millions of trees to build wind and solar farms which create a wildlife genocide, to now thinking about blocking the sun for God sake, to mining the world for deadly minerals to build destructive batteries to fulfill their EV mania, to banning stoves, air conditioners and refrigerators, all their crap upon crap diabolical schemes are going to destroy life on this planet more assuredly than their delusions of Climate hysteria ever could.
They are insane.
https://www.climatedepot.com/2019/09/21/climate-experts-are-0-41-with-their-doomsday-predictions/
The principal hysteresis actor is clouds. Since modeling can only look at about a one-minute-of-lat-lon (roughly a mile at the mid latitudes) point granularity, clouds have to be an assumed number. What number you choose determines whether there is warming indicated. If your paper indicates warming your paper is published in a brand name journal and NOAA funding continues. If not...
Yes, they are insane. Now what they hell do we do?
Do what we did 50 years ago. Re-open the insane asylums and put all these liberals inside them. It worked 50 years ago and it will work now.
I would start with the Dr Mengeles in this country who wish to surgically or chemically mutilate our children . And there could be no better treatment for these people than to bring back the lobotomy. That procedure was thought to be a right and proper treatment at one time too.
I think that would be a bit of a stretch to call Joseph Mengele a doctor in the true sense of the word. His background is easy enough to discern. It's kind of like calling Jill Biden a doctor. She knows nothing of medical science and probably her doctorate is in Home Economics, IF even that. She is almost as stupid as her husband.
Oh dear me, Needlemeyer, did I forget to put quotes around my Dr?
Merciful heavens, indeed I did. Thanks for bringing the travesty to my attention, Bless your heart.
Unless you have something intelligent to say, don't bother me with your stupidity.
Lacking the energy to debate a telephone pole, I just give them an amused chuckle.
I like to ignore them and excoriate my representatives in government when they take this scam seriously. (And automistake changed excoriate into exfoliate! Hilarious image in my head now. And did it again just now.)
We would like to think we can ignore them, but I don't think we can. There is so much destruction and wealth-stripping in their plans to thwart climate change. They're commies. Red on the inside, green on the outside.
I don’t believe they’re insane. They know exactly what they’re doing, and they don’t believe the climate is dangerously changing any more than I do.
The reason is called "Money and Investing ". Insane, yes, but more importantly, the god of money. Just ask Hilary Clinton how she plans to buy her way out of Hell. She can't, but she won't believe it.
https://i0.wp.com/wattsupwiththat.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/EarthDay2019_scr.jpg?w=1500&ssl=1
I remember seeing this, but couldn't remember where. Thanks for the link. Also for the Doomsday List. Did anyone but me ever wonder if personification of the earth offended The Earth? To the best of my knowledge and belief, I was never a liberal on purpose. Unless all college freshmen are automatically liberal the first week or so away from the folks back home.
I was a liberal until I finished basic training
If the swamp wants to keep John Kerry’s pollution plane in the air continuously until we won’t be able to inhale. Then they can take credit for thinning the herd.
This is all you need to know:
"When the number of sunspots rise, the Earth gets hot. When the sunspots drop, it gets cold"
As far as the Atlantic Ocean rising, I hope so. Then, all those "Elites" who live on the ocean, like the obama's, who are responsible for oil rigs being 300 miles off the coast instead of five thus increasing costs, might just drown like their personal chef not two days ago.
I’ve heard predictions that globull warming will cause the oceans to rise “in some places”. My response is to wonder why that doesn’t happen in my bathtub or kitchen sink.
I remember when my sons were teens and they were learning (being brain washed) about this crap I gave them an experiment. Take a glass. Put a couple of ice cubes in it. Fill it with water. Mark the water level. Wait for the ice cubes to melt. Measure how much the water level changes. Go ask your teacher to explain what happened.
Id love to hear the answers their teachers explained. lol
“GloBull” warming ~ love it!
“Globull” wins the internet today!
If the gulf stream stops how can the water rise in the areas fed by it? The consequence is that it would rise far worse in areas like Florida, Louisiana Mississippi and Texas but Martha's Vineyard would not be affected. The same thing in the Pacific where the melting polar ice would cause devastation in Alaska and northern Canada but California would see ocean levels drop due to increased evaporation caused by glowbull whoremongering.🙄
With a little practice, we could out BS them if we could stand to be around them.
Better check your toilet.
If you believe Joe Biden won in 2020, you believe in climate change..nuff said.
And you've had at least 3 covid Vax and still wear a mask
And continue to wear the mask while driving alone in your car with the windows up.
That's about it! LOL
And you’ll wear a mask forever
Perfection!!!!
"Global Warming Tipping Point Close?" — ClimateArk.com, Jan. 27, 2004
"Warming Hits 'Tipping Point' " — The Guardian, Aug. 11, 2005
"Earth at the Tipping Point: Global Warming Heats Up" — Time, March 26, 2006
"Global Warming 'Tipping Points' Reached, Scientist Says" — NationalGeographic.com, Dec. 14, 2007
"Twenty Years Later: Tipping Points Near on Global Warming" — Huffington Post, June 23, 2008
"Global Warming: Those Tipping Points Are Closer Than You Think" — WSJ.com, April 29, 2009
"Have We Reached the Tipping Point for Planet Earth?" — video title, StudioTalk.tv, May 11, 2010
"Must-Read Hansen and Sato Paper: We Are at a Climate Tipping Point That, Once Crossed, Enables Multi-Meter Sea Level Rise This Century" — ThinkProgress.org, Jan. 20, 2011
"Earth: Have We Reached an Environmental Tipping Point?" — BBC website, June 15, 2012
"In spite of the continued released [sic] of 90 million tons of global warming pollution every day into the atmosphere, as if it's an open sewer, we are now seeing the approach of a global political tipping point." — Al Gore, interview with Washington Post, Aug. 21, 2013
What about, "Will Guam reach its tipping point and flip over?" by Hank Johnson (Affirmative Action idiot)
That's a lot of "tipping points" that were predicted but which we've not experienced. Certainly encourages doubt in the reliability of those making the predictions.
Could we please start calling Tipper Gore's husband "All Gore" ?
What about "Gore the Whore"
The reverend All Bore of the church of glowbull whoring?
Silly me, I thought it was Obama that muttered something about sea level rising. Spotted Owl Gore was the Vanderbilt University Graduate that thought that up.
Ironic really. The Marxist left keep preaching that we conservatives are all conspiracy freaks. You know most of the stuff by now. Trust us they say, we are not going after your firearms. We don’t want to disarm you. We are not trying to erase the first and second amendments. Then along comes the latest scam, the Green New Deal. The earth is getting hotter. Carbon emissions are doing it!!! Greta! All well and good, but where is the evidence? Its just science, so shut up and give us your freedom and money they say! But there are hundreds of climate experts who disagree with you we say. Shut up, racist! And on and on it goes. So tell me, who are the real conspiracy freaks today?
Who are they? Just too many to count.
And they don't really count. In want-ad jargon: ''too numerous to mention.''
“Can You Top This?” was an old radio and TV show. The two versions of the TV show bombed. The last version was hosted by Wink Martindale and Maurey Amsterdam. Climate change predictions are joke telling as well.
The global warming cult has revived “Can You Top This?” in the form of their predictions. The latest doom and gloom prediction is doomier and gloomier than the last.
The Lårdmåster Ìnstîtútę of Clîmâtë Stūdīės is now predicting by April of 2058, the earth will no longer be able to rotate on its axis. We are asking for a $31 billion grant to further study our prediction.
Can You Top This?
Global Cooling. Global Warming. Climate Change. Global Weirding. The Climate Crisis. Now the UN declares "Global Boiling." All terms have expiration dates.
Morley was a genius, just lost Rose Marie but their boss Rob Petrie: aka Dick Van Dyke is still with us. It figures that the petulant boss Alan Brady sired climate changer Meathead
True. Meathead is to acting what trichinosis is to pork.
I'll try to top that. Doomier and Gloomier are French haute couture milliners.
Where do I send my donation for the cause, Mr. L?
To the Wink Martindale CYTT Climate Change Center at the Lårdmåster Institute of Gigantic Hoaxes.
When banks stop financing and insurance companies stop covering beachfront property I'll start paying attention. Until then, the globull warming communist can STFU
The insurance companies have stopped covering new homes in CA. But its due to fires, mostly started by arson and fueled by all the brush that CA hasnt cleaned up in 30 yrs.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner, folks!
Don't listen to what they SAY. Watch what they DO.
As Vaclav Havel said, the environmentalists are the new communists. Everything they said are lies and frauds.
Danny Huckabee
Oh how I would love for my country to have a poet/statesman in the White House. At least until February 20th of that year.
When the weather forecast is accurate for the next 24 hours, maybe I’ll start paying attention to these clowns. I just checked weather.com and the rain forecast for this afternoon is 10%. I’ll make sure to grab my umbrella before I head out.
I'll see your tongue in cheek, and raise you a couple of Har de Har Har's. Here in the buckle of the Bible belt, 10% rain means we are in drought conditions. I'm about to hot to death.
We live in Kansas, close to Kansas City. On Wednesday at 9:53 am the NWS prediction for our local area (in Overland Park): "A chance of snow showers between 11am and 2pm … Chance of precipitation is 50%." Alas, there was no snow.
UPDATE 4:10 pm: aaand, it’s pouring 😏☔️
The IPCC is a climate version of the WHO, NIH, FDA, and the CDC. Like the others, the only science they preach is POLITICAL SCIENCE. Well paid liars all.
Where is censorship when you need it?
When I heard we were going to “die” from acid rain I didn’t know it meant “dye” our hair. Thanks for explaining this
DC is already underwater.
Just taking a moment to stop to underline how fabulous SCTV was. Sometimes I'm reminded of one of their skits and break out laughing out loud in public.
The good people of Mellonville were blessed with the greatest TV station ever (even though Guy Caballero was a jerk).
Indeed it was fabulous. My personal favorite was Edith Prickly. I could never get her voice right, but I'd quote her often enough.
Yes, yay for Edith. I was able to buy a fake leopard skin coat and matching pill box hat and I was Edith Prickley for Halloween a long time ago!
We Canucks can be very funny in addition to being overly serious and apologetic.
"Spitballing" nailed it.
Glad you mentioned: "But the screeds failed to note that the two Dutch scientists behind this latest forecast of doom admit there is not much science behind their prediction."
Actually, I was thinking Don was pussyfooting around with the term "spitballing." The climate hysteria is most certainly bullshit. In the technical sense: https://press.princeton.edu/books/hardcover/9780691122946/on-bullshit Yes, there is actually a book on bullshit written by a philosophy professor. And climate models are certainly bullshit.
David, Yes, total B.S. All we need to remember is that every model, not just climate models, are told to say what they are going to say. Same goes for A.I., which are models with a fancy name. Doesn’t mean all models are B.S., it just means be aware of the biases of the modeler.
Pathetic, isn't?
If it were not for the fact that I enjoy your writing, I would have stopped reading when you quoted someone who referred to an IPCC article. That right there is the giveaway: if the IPCC says it is so, it is not so. Their predictions are made only to generate income for the UN and themselves from gullible governments -- of which the one in Washington D.C. is the most gullible.
Which reminds me: did you know the word gullible does not appear in the dictionary? Don't believe me? Look it up.
Don, this time it’s you that’s overthinking! A more frugal word count on this topic would be:
AMOC catastrophe + grain of salt = grain of salt
(Although I gotta admit your explanation of those yellow and white sky circles is helpfully succinct.)
Have a restful weekend.
Mind if I use it? Don't be surprised to see that equation appear elsewhere. It's brilliant.