Haha. Once Don went missing for a couple days due to his lawn service cutting a cable or something. It was so unsettling I joined Twitter to see if he was posting there. He was. Whew.
As far as the government employees threatening to quit because of their incoming new bosses, it’s kinda nice to see the garbage taking out its own trash.
11/16/24: The past eight years has witnessed an epidemic of people threatening to quit and then sullenly retreating to the desks they're chained to. There would be no prison breaks if these scoundrels were doing time.
At change-of-governors here, everyone earning near six figures knows to have a fresh resume ready! It oughta be a law. Never mind. We have enough laws.
11/16/24: Which reminds me. The crew digging up the pyramids couldn't find my old resume (last changed in 1994), buried somewhere in my house. That's one terror I'll never have to face again: having to go on another job interview (generally an insulting, degrading experience).
Even when Don has a bad day, he still hits a home run. This round-up of highlights was still great and I smiled all the way through it.
Item 6. Loved the quip about wondering if any of Lizzy Warren's brothers made chief. Classic Surber.
Item 13 regarding the courageous San Jose State coach being fired for resisting a bro on the girls volleyball team is one more brick in the wall against trannies playing girls' sports and using the same lockerrooms. This needs to happen everywhere and force the idiots who control girls' sports to wise up and do the right thing.
Item 22 regarding the Muslim terrorist professor in Canada who killed 4 in a Paris synagogue bombing. That may sound incredible, but we have our own terrorist turned professor, Obama bro, Bill Ayers.
Item 23 regarding The View overhaul. This is a futile task. Trying to have a rationale discussion with Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny is impossible. Better just cancel the show and replace it with reruns of The Gong Show.
Items 24 and 25 regarding self-deportation in government agencies made me smile. PDJT is the master at trolling. His tactic of placing individuals in departments where they have a righteous axe to grind has the Deep State gnomes shaking in their boots and looking to jump ship before Jan 20th.
Re Item 35 and backstabbing pseudo-Christian Mike Pence.
Pence thought if he sold out Trump for 30 pieces of silver, following the 2020 election, the Republican Party and the conservative movement would come running to telegenic him to rebuild conservatism in a post-Trump era as the truest true conservative this side of Bill Kristol and the Bulwark. Pence is still waiting for that call. And he's getting more and more bitter. How soon 'til he pulls a Liz Cheney and criticizes Trump and the current and future Republican leadership of being too extreme on abortion? Pride, Mr. Pence, is the deadliest of the 7 Deadly Sins.
#6. Well, she's always war'en. Every one, be careful when around liberals, Trump is gonna make some heads explode and with many, that's an event best viewed from another planet.... Or galaxy.
Sarah Palin was a harbinger for the coming of Trump. The ground beneath RINO’s was just beginning to shake back then. Two terms for Obama sealed the deal, and opened the way for Trump.
#29. Gaza isn't in the news as much with Hezbollah getting more coverage, but last week I saw a report that 1,200 Hamas terrorists got disappointed by the lack of virgins and almost 12,000 decided they didn't want to find out. AKA captured. From my perspective, nearly every resident in the strip supported hamas until it became evident that they were going to be eliminated from the planet.
Terrorists ain't easy to love and impossible to hold
They'd rather die blow'in stuff up than live and grow old.
Bomb vests rockets and old mortar shells
And every night ya wonder if next day they'll get blown ta hell .
Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be terrorists. Don't let them build bomb vests or rob supply trucks. Make them be productive and fathers and such.
Mamma's don't let your babies grow up to be terrorists
Cause they'll die far from home, blow up alone and kill people whom the LORD loves.
Talk about two extra items: ""A Man Named Rachel Levine," cross dressing American professor of pediatrics and psychiatry; pretending to be an admiral in the United States Public Health Service. Pffft Dang! That is one ugly woman!
Someone sent me a pic of "the blue wave." Two adjoining metal storage units, leaking some sort of blue liquid. I don't know how to post a pic, but I have it saved in my Funny Pix folder.
You know you're addicted to Don Surber when you get panicky that the column isn't waiting in your inbox!
Amen. What else can you read with coffee and a bagel on Saturday if you want the day to start right?
oatmeal, one banana, handful of blueberries and decaf.
Are you bragging? (Or complaining? LOL)
four times a week....for breakfast. going on 77.
I AM IMPRESSED!
PERFECTLY STATED, KEVIN!
Best part of waking up /Surber and a steaming cup.
11/16/24: I received the ORIGINAL and I ain't sendin' it back. Bids at Christie's and Sotheby's auction houses have already topped one million!
Haha. Once Don went missing for a couple days due to his lawn service cutting a cable or something. It was so unsettling I joined Twitter to see if he was posting there. He was. Whew.
At last, a good reason for joining Twitter! Thanks!
LOL!!!
INDEED! THAT FEW MOMENTS CAN CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR DAY!!!!!
2 days and we do a health and welfare check.
As far as the government employees threatening to quit because of their incoming new bosses, it’s kinda nice to see the garbage taking out its own trash.
just like those self-cleaning cat litter boxes!
GOOD ONE, COOKIE!
11/16/24: The past eight years has witnessed an epidemic of people threatening to quit and then sullenly retreating to the desks they're chained to. There would be no prison breaks if these scoundrels were doing time.
Item 10- Fired? I want them imprisoned for insurrection. AMEN!!!
100% agreement. Well, only until the trial, after that I want them to be taught Roy Bean's infamous Oklahoma Air Dance routine.
Like RIGHT after.
YES, THAT HAD BETTER BE COMING UP ON THE AGENDA! fFIRED MEANS THEY GO HOME AND START OVER FROM THE BEGINNING! OH NOOOOOO! NOT ALLOWED!
"“Lawyers at the Department of Justice are threatening to quit if Matt Gaetz is confirmed as Attorney General.”"
I already voted for Trump once!
11/16/24: Accept their letters of resignation instantly before they change their minds...
At change-of-governors here, everyone earning near six figures knows to have a fresh resume ready! It oughta be a law. Never mind. We have enough laws.
11/16/24: Which reminds me. The crew digging up the pyramids couldn't find my old resume (last changed in 1994), buried somewhere in my house. That's one terror I'll never have to face again: having to go on another job interview (generally an insulting, degrading experience).
AMEN!
IF ONLY WE COULD BE RID OF THEDOJ.... ALL IN ONE DAY..... PRAYERS ANSWERED!!!!!!
Even when Don has a bad day, he still hits a home run. This round-up of highlights was still great and I smiled all the way through it.
Item 6. Loved the quip about wondering if any of Lizzy Warren's brothers made chief. Classic Surber.
Item 13 regarding the courageous San Jose State coach being fired for resisting a bro on the girls volleyball team is one more brick in the wall against trannies playing girls' sports and using the same lockerrooms. This needs to happen everywhere and force the idiots who control girls' sports to wise up and do the right thing.
Item 22 regarding the Muslim terrorist professor in Canada who killed 4 in a Paris synagogue bombing. That may sound incredible, but we have our own terrorist turned professor, Obama bro, Bill Ayers.
Item 23 regarding The View overhaul. This is a futile task. Trying to have a rationale discussion with Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny is impossible. Better just cancel the show and replace it with reruns of The Gong Show.
Items 24 and 25 regarding self-deportation in government agencies made me smile. PDJT is the master at trolling. His tactic of placing individuals in departments where they have a righteous axe to grind has the Deep State gnomes shaking in their boots and looking to jump ship before Jan 20th.
11/16/24: Problem. ABC-Disney would make Whoopi the Gong Show MC.
Item 4: And the DA in FDA stands for Dumb Ass.
Re Item 35 and backstabbing pseudo-Christian Mike Pence.
Pence thought if he sold out Trump for 30 pieces of silver, following the 2020 election, the Republican Party and the conservative movement would come running to telegenic him to rebuild conservatism in a post-Trump era as the truest true conservative this side of Bill Kristol and the Bulwark. Pence is still waiting for that call. And he's getting more and more bitter. How soon 'til he pulls a Liz Cheney and criticizes Trump and the current and future Republican leadership of being too extreme on abortion? Pride, Mr. Pence, is the deadliest of the 7 Deadly Sins.
11/16/24: What a world we live in. Pence is a bigger whore than Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah at least was well-paid. That makes her a high-priced call girl. Pence apparently is doing this for free. Which makes him a cheap slut.
#6. Well, she's always war'en. Every one, be careful when around liberals, Trump is gonna make some heads explode and with many, that's an event best viewed from another planet.... Or galaxy.
Bring on the "splody heads"!!
#4. Think about those poor vegans. They think coconut juice is milk because it's white. Yup, that stupid. Bottle water needs a label as well For Them.
11/16/24: The silky ilk who think coconut juice is milk got bilked by their own petards.
LOLOLOL
#28. As I recall, you were an early supporter of Palin and heralded her accomplishments. You gave her fair treatment and were just in your analysis..
With horizontal Harris you have been far kinder than she deserves. Then again, you probably would have gotten a visit from the SS if you'd been blunt.
Hang on, someone's knocking on the door.
Sarah Palin was a harbinger for the coming of Trump. The ground beneath RINO’s was just beginning to shake back then. Two terms for Obama sealed the deal, and opened the way for Trump.
Palin was great...but didn't fit the media mold.
And she was stabbed in the back by McCain’s campaign. Imo, I think McCain was jealous of her popularity.
And then hounded out of office by the earliest version of lawfare. Maybe Vance can tag her for the VP spot in 28.
#29. Gaza isn't in the news as much with Hezbollah getting more coverage, but last week I saw a report that 1,200 Hamas terrorists got disappointed by the lack of virgins and almost 12,000 decided they didn't want to find out. AKA captured. From my perspective, nearly every resident in the strip supported hamas until it became evident that they were going to be eliminated from the planet.
Terrorists ain't easy to love and impossible to hold
They'd rather die blow'in stuff up than live and grow old.
Bomb vests rockets and old mortar shells
And every night ya wonder if next day they'll get blown ta hell .
Momma's don't let your babies grow up to be terrorists. Don't let them build bomb vests or rob supply trucks. Make them be productive and fathers and such.
Mamma's don't let your babies grow up to be terrorists
Cause they'll die far from home, blow up alone and kill people whom the LORD loves.
"Terrorists ain't easy to love and impossible to hold" reminds me of why you cannot teach a pig to sing! ROFLMAO
WOW!!!!!!!!!
#5 Musk is hilarious. X is not an airport you don't have to announce your departure.
LOVE TH;IS MAN, HE IS A TRUE GENIUS!
It 35 “Pence is so pro-life that he opposed re-electing the man who got Roe-Wade overturned.”
How awesome if any in the administration gave this answer if asked to comment on Pence.
Lost the original, huh? Will this stand up in court?
The original is still there. Has an extra two items. It was too long to send
Talk about two extra items: ""A Man Named Rachel Levine," cross dressing American professor of pediatrics and psychiatry; pretending to be an admiral in the United States Public Health Service. Pffft Dang! That is one ugly woman!
HE WAS ONE EXTREMELY UGLY MAN, BUT WOW, AS A WOMAN, SHE/HE IS REPULSIVE!!!!
#2. Considering that it's founder was married to Jane Fonda, I hope that James ends up owning the network. He might be able to make it viewable.
Intro pic: And they thought that WE were the weird ones!
11/16/24: The definition of monotony: Eight non-stop years of the losers screaming that the winners are the losers.
Someone sent me a pic of "the blue wave." Two adjoining metal storage units, leaking some sort of blue liquid. I don't know how to post a pic, but I have it saved in my Funny Pix folder.