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“ Unless you pull a banana on them — and yell, “Stop or I’ll fruit.”

As for the banana eater, they tried to catch her but she dropped her peel and gave them the slip.”

Low hanging fruit, eh Don?

Heh 😏

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But hamas isn't the Talaban where the famous banana boat song originated

Hey Mr Taliban, taliban banana 🍌

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Oh That Is Good!

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Give Don a break. It is Monday after all.

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It is Monday for most of us....for Don, Monday began two days ago before sunrise.... lol... one of these days he will take a break..... and WRITE A BESTSELLER IN TWO DAYS.

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Sometimes it’s just too easy

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What did they expect to happen? Meanwhile someone posted that Rob Reiner claimed the would set himself on fire if Mr. Trump was elected (I did not bother to check on the validity of the post). The response was predictable and enlightening.

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Archie had it right 50 years ago...guy really is a meat-head.

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Indeed. Once a meathead, ....

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Too Bad Archie is not here to Lay it all on the Line of Truth for Meathead....

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Miraculously, he would likely burn for eight days and nights.

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Probably just someone’s wishful thinking, I’d wager.

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I certainly wouldn't put out that fire.

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Even if I had to pee really badly.

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Really like that!

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Ooh, bananas flambé!

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They don’t make enough $7 gasoline to burn that pile.

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i saw that on twitter and said i'd contribute a handle of everclear to get that fire started

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The administration’s of these colleges and universities could just tell all the students who choose to participate in them that they will have to pass a test on the actual historical facts that allegedly support the cause they purport to be “fighting” for - or against, or they cannot graduate.

Some Sample questions:

1. What “River” and what “sea” is meant by the phrase, “from the river to the sea”? (ans. Jordan/Mediterranean)

(I think they may have even stopped chanting this because too many kids were caught out not having a clue what they were even talking about!)

2. When was the Quran written? (ans. the 7th century, circa 650 AD)

3. How many times is the nation Israel mentioned in the Quran? (ans. 47)

4. How many times is Palestine mentioned in the Quran? (ans. 0)

Perhaps, in addition to learning that 99% of what they’re supporting and shouting about is all based on lies and blood libels, it would be a certainty this bunch of ignorant, know-nothing poseurs would all get an F.

That is, it would, if true history were actually taught in US schools, so unfortunately, there’s that.

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true history won't be taught in any schools affiliated with a government. it will all be pro-regime propaganda. separate school and state!

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You are applying logic to kids that have been taught their 'feelezings' are way more important. Also most of them couldnt find their butt with both hands let alone be bothered to read a book other than the crib notes version.

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I love your idea! It makes good sense, hence, no college administration will ever try it.

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What used to be standard is but a memory and a dream Suzie.

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Well expressed. Thank you, Suzie. Yiu are a light in the darkness of the propaganda.

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Great Idea, perfect plan, Suzie! Seeing how far down the intelligence level our young citizens are, is discouraging, as I see ZERO COMMON SENSE or EVIDENCE THAT ANYONE IS LISTENING.... Many thanks for your astute and thoughtful commentary, IT IS O GOOD TO SEE IT IN PRINT! Beautiful and Blessed day ahead!

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Bananas are apt; those idiots are like monkeys in a zoo flinging their own feces.

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Don't give them any ideas....

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LOL

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Hard to even blame the children for their misguided love of savages. Me, I blame the parents of these infantile useful idiots who pay $50-100K per year to send their spawn to these useless institutions.

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Since I and my first wife were homeschooling pioneers, and my daughters are happily married and with fulfilling careers and went to college much earlier than their friends, I automatically fall on the side of keep your debts down. I barely made it to ordination which is the equivalent of a 4-year degree because of my AADD squirrel? And my rabid love of being outdoors and deep seated hatred of sitting at a desk. Other than that I'm neutral on that subject. May I also mention that my daughters were debt free when they were married at a young age and their Catholic husbands were a long way from being debt-free.

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My daughters (28 and 30) went to catholic school, graduated college in 3 1/2 years, moved away and are both married and own homes. Very rare in this age. My Ex and I must have done something right! Very proud papa indeed

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Obviously they failed to use their rosaries as calculators.

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Remember the old pie in the face comedy routines? Maybe the banana people should start showing up with banana cream pies. Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth? The videos would melt Twitter (excuse me, X).

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The ignoramuses at college these days can’t be bothered to read history and theology. You know, stuff in books. If they did, they’d find out that Hamas, like all Islamic fundamentalist groups, want to kill them too, and not with bananas.

This weekend there were demonstrations in Hamburg, Germany. Hundreds of thousands of Muslims marching and chanting. For what, some may wonder? Just to establish an Islamic caliphate in Germany. No biggie. The Germans traded the Jews for the Islamic Schnitzel Caliphate. Oh, you won’t be able to eat that pork anymore or drink beer for that matter. Auf Weidersehen, Deutschland.

Being a stupid, bigoted Commie is protected on campus these days. Being a Jew or a Conservative is grounds to be attacked and harassed. This won’t change until we pry the Commies out of office and out of our social institutions. Not all ideas are created equal.

Some ideas and some cultures are better - better for everybody. America has been one of the places which inspired people to do better. We are losing that. We have to get it back.

Trump 2024

Shove a banana up your caliphate

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Germany: Trading Jews for Muslims. What could possibly go wrong? Will they keep Oktoberfest?

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There go the Christmas Markets too!

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The Christmas Markets are now places where "cars" attack crowds, if you get my meaning.

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Spot on LuAnn .

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Sure. Now it’s called Ramadanfest.

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Apr 29Edited

I attended Smith College in Massachusetts and as a Massachusetts Democrat at the time (I’ve since got religion!), I made Jimmy Carter my first Presidential vote as did so many young people at the time catapulting him into office. On Inauguration Day, the school administration decided to honor Carter, a peanut farmer, by serving peanut pancakes for breakfast, peanut soup for lunch and some other peanut concoction for dinner. If I remember correctly they used something like 20,000 pounds of peanuts that day. No one died. There was not even a whisper of ‘allergies’.

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Interesting.

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Now if one child has an allergy, all of the other children have to change their behaviour for that one child. The problems that these kids have start a a very young age.

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Children raised on a farm really have an allergy.

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'It is spring, the weather is nice "

Whatever happened to panty raids?

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The boys would have to raid their own dressers now

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Ouch !

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I’ll tell you providing the statue of limitations has run out. 😎

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Nice Redd.

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if it is a conservative raid then no, its like murder. It never ever ends, even if it was a day for Dems.

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I was expecting a blockbuster musical pun from you. "At the Copa, Copa Banana . . . " Maybe some new lyrics? "It's name was Hamas, it dated llamas"

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After the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor and killed about 30% more people than Hamas killed on Oct 7, 2023, we could have said, OK, we'll trade land/water for peace. Just give us 4 months and we will withdraw all of our troops and personnel from the Philippines and the Western Pacific and you can have everything west of Hawaii for keeps. But we didn't. We engaged in total war against the Japanese with Unconditional Surrender our battle cry and killed 3,000,000 Japs, including 700,000 civilians in bombing raids. By comparison, Israel is incredibly restrained.

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From what I have seen of recent (last few decades) history, they have been very restrained all along.

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Don's post mentions some twit saying it's hard to defeat an enemy that isn't afraid to die.

The Japanese weren't afraid to die either...

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I suppose we are entitled to a little bit of humor considering what we’re up against.

And seriously, what small grievance does the left not lose its underdeveloped mind over. But…

If the predictions of a long hot dangerous summer pan out, moments like this are going to be few and far between.

Ammo up folks, The bad guys are coming!

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Speaking of Ammo. What’s a banana chambered in anyway?

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8 gauge?

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I def get a kick out of that😃

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Guys use a hammock.

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You hang it from the trees with PDJTs favorite from TV channel…Gorilla Glue…

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Not sure but think it’s 2.0” boom boom. It comes in a large box.

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Man up Use a sling like King David did….

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they are already here.....

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But they will only be coming once.

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And the "Summer of Love" begins.

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Today’s column is a real peach. But bananas and peanuts? That’s like comparing apples and oranges. But, then again, California is the land of fruits and nuts. Haven’t seen such a ruckus since Cesar Chavez took on the grape. Can’t wait until they find out that avocados and tomatoes are also fruits. It will be delicious.

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it and DC are the produce section of the continent: fruits, nuts, and (mental) vegetables.

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Honest, I thought it was twigs n berries?

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“Franks and beans.”

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lolol havent heard that one in a while.

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Once again, demonstrators on our colleges have proven they have a cause without appeal. They have turned our campuses into zoos.

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Great article but I take exception to the term “Palestinian Soldiers”. They are no such thing, they are combatants, or more correctly terrorists. There is a whole protocol under the Geneva Convention and other international accords for the term “soldiers” and those murdering, raping, scum of humanity don’t qualify for any of it. We need to give Israel napalm and “Willie-Pete” to use in their fight with Hamas because thats what the terrorists deserve.

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They were Hamas terrorists. The word "soldiers" does not apply and tarnishes all the real ones who have fought and fight for freedom.

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And frankly, no credible Army in the world would let these murdering scum join either.

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Germans would. Also I did not hear if they upgraded the black painted broomstick-machine guns (they used in NATO drills) on the personnel carriers they sent to help Ukraine….

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Makes you wonder if they have already surrendered or not, eh?

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I think the west Germans have been neutered from WW2.. We visit there 1-2 times a year, the East Germans are more ‘German’ and they love their country & their historical ‘Germaness’. They also got to live for 45 years under the totalitarian East German form of evil bureaucrat ‘rulers’…. don’t want that again…like the direction G7 techno/Davis/Uniparty is going….

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My ancestry is German. The country today is not the same country that we fought in WWII. They have been neutered. The opens borders did them in.

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