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Skinnydip's avatar

"President Juan Valdez (or whatever his name is)". Laugh out loud funny. What a great way to begin the morning.

Don Reed's avatar

01/27/25: We would need a miracle to get today's article by Don published in this morning's NY Post (a sticky-wet compost heap of stale recycled statements and No-Doz neutralizing commentary). Now would someone shut that flouncy SC Senator up? L. Graham is an embarrassment. Move him up north running a Ben & Jerry franchise somewhere in Rat's Ass, Vermont. Finally, the NFL has a huge problem. Why is KC getting unlimited breaks and "miracles"? Deport Goodell!

Shrugged's avatar

Graham switches his costume faster than superman - which he is NOT.

Don Reed's avatar

Added to the book notes of a recent arrival: "Arrived 01/27/25, in the wake of the stunning victory of the Kansas City Refs over the Buffalo Bills, 32-29."

Don Reed's avatar

Added to the book notes of a recent arrival: "Arrived 01/27/25, in the wake of the stunning victory of the Kansas City Refs over the Buffalo Bills, 32-29."

Lawsy0's avatar

Right! Newbies might not know the name. LOL

Jeremy R's avatar

Juan Valdez named his donkey after a friend of mine because he drinks so much coffee.

Don Reed's avatar

01/27/25: I've never heard of a donkey drinking coffee, which means I have something new to learn about Don Lemon.

Phil Hawkins's avatar

The biggest reason Trump is so strong this time is, Biden's failures (and his handlers' failures) have convinced enough of the Public that the Dems are wrong and out of touch. As well, it seems to have given Trump time to learn from what went wrong the first time--and now he's acting on the basis of what he learned the hard way. That says a lot about Trump's mental capacity (and also implies a lot about Biden's lack of the same).

RevMikeyMac's avatar

Yes, it's obvious Trump has learned very well. All Biden learned from 50 years in DC is how to be a grifter and a thief.

Jeremy R's avatar

You would think that with fifty years of experience he would know how to avoid getting caught. Instead he had to issue pardons to all his cronies.

Chuck Goldman's avatar

Because they thought nobody will care with the rest of the world going to hell around them. That’s why immediate trial and summary execution has such a vibrant ring to it.

We desperately need it up here and y’all need it just as bad down there. Treason needs to be dealt with the way it historically was.

TeaPartyGal's avatar

Actually, I think you could say that in the years since Obama first took office, the Democrats have managed to "normalize treason". There has been so much treason going on, drip, drip, drip, that we've been like the "frog in the pot of water that is heating up". But with every notch the water heats up, more and more people realize we're burning to death.

That's why we still need more education of the Left part of the population--they would find it hard to accept executions right now, because they are still literally unaware of the magnitude of treason that has occurred.

Plus the Left has been running a 24/7 smear job on Trump and MAGA calling US treasonous for the past 8 years. Truly, there has been aggressive hypnotism going on. Californians in particular are far gone when they are not upset enough at their Democratic politicians, even though their houses have burned down after their insurance policies were cancelled. Talk about extreme Democratic incompetence.

Chuck Goldman's avatar

Substack isn’t letting me like anybody to day again…’Normalize Treason’…Yes that’s the concept that needs to be highlighted and taught about.

Don Reed's avatar

01/27/25: My "like" button was imprisoned by the J6 committee. Trump pardoned it but it still doesn't work. Kamala must be the majority stockholder of Substack...

TeaPartyGal's avatar

Yes-- that phrase--"Normalize Treason" just strikes me as accurate.

JT's avatar

On point! Still too many people who are oblivious to what's really happening.

Jeremy R's avatar

The only problem with that is by the time we get done hanging all the criminals in DC Trump will have been president longer than FDR. I don't want to wait that long.

Chuck Goldman's avatar

Well I keep reading the want ads for something that sounds like ‘ Head of Travelling Execution Squad needed. Must willing to provide Coup de Grace! But so far crickets and it’s my guess the Israeli Beeper option isn’t going to work as well over here

Don Reed's avatar

01/27/25: Trump "Will have to have been," kind sir.

Epstein Did Not Kill Himself's avatar

He issued pardons to all his cronies and partners in crime. Let's remember that.

Jeremy R's avatar

The supreme court should throw out his pardons for several reasons. First being dementia, did he know what he was doing? Second is many were cohorts in his crimes. Third is that he may have accepted money in exchange for them

TeaPartyGal's avatar

And I think there are 4th, 5th, 6th, and more reasons too. What unelected Biden staffer REALLY prepared those pardons? Was the staffer committing treason by usurping the powers of the presidency? Were these a "pardon" or "immunity"? Does the Constitution allow a President to issue "immunity"? Etc. Etc. Definitely a legal issue for the Supreme Court to address.

Adorable Deplorable's avatar

He can’t do all this on his own. Seems to be getting some damn good advice this time around. One of his greatest assets is he listens to everyone… not just the “experts”.

Greg's avatar

Yes, but his intuition is impeccable. He betrayed himself first time listening to Boehner et al. This time he’s doing what he knows to be the right thing.

BeyondNobody's avatar

Whilst shooting a THREE UNDER PAR! Seriously, Trump is raising the bar on ALPHA's everywhere.

Richard White's avatar

Someone posted on X:

First they came for the criminal illegal aliens.

And I said nothing.

Then they came for the other illegal aliens.

And I said nothing.

Then everything got better and we were all OK.

Suzie's avatar

Ooh~ that poll was a stunner.

“Laken Riley would be a nurse.”

No words. 💔😢

Flier's avatar

everyone but a pedophile agrees should be tossed out of the USA

Well, I guess we could be more expansive in that definition: ". . .everyone but a pedophile or a president who is mentally defective agrees should be tossed. . ."

But I won't insist that you change it, Mr. Surber.

Chef R.T.'s avatar

But, you repeat yourself.

Jeremy R's avatar

So you don't accept that Zou Xiden did what his daughter's diary says he did?

Flier's avatar

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Jake's avatar

They always underestimate the Trumpster. He's a 4 dimension chess master.

MLR's avatar

I will never get tired of winning!

Steve Boggs's avatar

Tyson should have trained under Trump for that fight. He could have used Trump’s left hook, which the dimwits can’t see comin’.

Douglas Baringer's avatar

Rock'em sock'em Robots! Keep the commiecrats off balance! God Bless Donald Trump! God Bless the USA!

Steve (recovering lawyer)'s avatar

Meanwhile, under the category heading of "Dogs that do not bark," we find that hundreds of thousands--that's a number that exceeds 100,000 for the mathematically challenged--of residents of the eastern regions of DR Congo have been forced to flee their homes as a result of an incursion of "rebels" controlled by their neighbors in Rwanda. (Or as the BBC put it, "Since the start of 2025 more than 400,000 people have been forced from their homes in the provinces of North and South Kivu, near the border with Rwanda, according to the UN's refugee agency." Bet you didn't know. Why would you? It's just a bunch of Africans doing what Africans seem to do best, viz., killing, raping and pillaging other Africans. Kind of like the religious wars being waged by African mohammedan jihadists against their Christian neighbors in Nigeria, where islamofascists in "boku haram" and other vicious islamic gangs have killed about 60,000 Christians. Where are the marches in American streets demanding an end to islamic violence and condemning islamic religious bigotry? Where are the "gays for Nigerian Christians"? Where are the posturing "students" who are so quick to riot when Israelis dare to defend themselves against attacks by islamic jihadis, or the slightest affront to mohammed is detected? Why aren't Representatives Omar, Tlaib, et al out there with statements decrying the horrible African-on-African slaughter? What's that you say? It's only Christians and Jews who suffer their condemnation, while their fellow islamicists are roundly praised for being so noble and and lavished with American taxpayers' money? WAKE UP! We are in a WAR and the enemy has been allowed to--dare I say enabled to--entrench behind our lines and conduct operations against us WITH UTTER IMPUNITY! Enough is enough; recognize that we are in our own existential struggle against the forces of global islamic jihad. And please don't give me that sop about "muh Constitutional right to worship" allah and his phoney "prophet. ISLAM IS A FOREIGN ENEMY AND SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO EXIST IN AMERICA. We should not be drawn into any foreign conflict on the African continent, but at the very least, we can and should make certain that such conflicts are not allowed to be waged here.

Jeremy R's avatar

We should demand the UN send forces to put an end to the invasion. Unfortunately they would likely be as big a problem as the invasive species.

Shrugged's avatar

This time Trump IS driving The Beast (America) from the back seat. With a big smile on his face.

Reddog's avatar

And the staffer who claimed he grabbed the steering wheel is nowhere with her best bud Liz Cheney.

Epstein Did Not Kill Himself's avatar

And she, Cassidy Hutchinson, didn't get a pardon.

Shrugged's avatar

And Cheney will let her go down in flames (as she should) without a care since she achieved her goal with the J6 committee.

Don Reed's avatar

01/27/25: She's as big a liar as Peggy Arnold (Benedict's wife).

Chuck Goldman's avatar

❤️it. Rock On Don. Also mention Canada every chance you get. My not very scientific poll #’s say 85% of Canadians want it to happen.

Reddog's avatar

Help is coming I think. What is latest on Justin Trudeaus replacement?

Chuck Goldman's avatar

People are catching on to Carney’s past and past connections. But the election (if it happens at all) is 9 months away and truthfully the country can’t hold on that long

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Chuck Goldman's avatar

They would have a five alarm, full fanatic freakout if we ever gave them the boot. Why you might very well ask. I’ll tell you why. The only game in town for them would be France and (Christ I can see the hysterical memes now) they’re about to become the Islamic Republic of… and if we know anything about our boy Donny he’s not going to allow that bullshit anywhere near this hemisphere (Monroe Doctrine mom amour) and he’s also a tad less understanding then the 18th century Brits

Don Reed's avatar

01/27/25: Oh gawd. The 139th reason to hate the French language...

JT's avatar

You guys are cracking me up! LOL.

Willa's avatar

Trump is the quantum physicist of politics !!! Or you might say he plays 5-dimensional chess with those numbskulls in D.C. God, I love it ! And thanks again, Don, for explaining the plus side of appointment "delays." I can't wait to wake up in the morning and see the latest 5 great things Trump did the day before.

NNTX's avatar

Read this AM that the Army Corps of Engineers arrived in NC on Sunday--less than 48 hours after Pres. Trump was there. Amazing what Trump energy can do.

His meeting in CA was likewise amazing, putting the truly imbecilic Karen Bass on the spot about allowing homeowners onto their properties for clean up.

LIkewise, all the DAVOS crowd heard directly from our very stable genius what US priorities are...

Daddy's home!

Eva Marie's avatar

That’s a great poll. The first option, however, is heartbreaking.

Kevin C.'s avatar

Monday is starting off Surber-iffic … thank you, sir.

Lee's avatar

Great post explaining to your fans (us, the unwashed) how DC works. Thanks, Sir.

geraldsd's avatar

Kicking ass and taking names…this is how it’s done.

Subvet's avatar

I don't think he is bothering with names.

geraldsd's avatar

Haha…that may be true. But we can’t ever forget who they are, and we need them to

know that if you don’t believe in American greatness and the Constitution, you are part of an underclass and will be treated as such.