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Shoveltusker's avatar

Senator John L. Kennedy: “I’m not saying you’re the dumbest person in the world—but you better hope the dumbest person in the world doesn’t die.”

OMG I love that guy.

PM's avatar

Grok-JNK's Top 40- Maybe the sharpest knife in Congress, although that's not a very high bar.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Certainly the sharpest mouth

Birmingham's avatar

JNK? Aren’t his initials JLK?

PM's avatar

Why no, why do you ask? Are you implying PM, the magnificent, made a mistake.?

PM's avatar

Subscription's free. Be honored to have you.

PM's avatar

Do not attempt to cross swords with Grok!!! He will leave you with no arms and half a leg. You can't say it's only a flesh wound. Wonder if he knows that spell check doesn't even recognize his name.

PM's avatar

JNK is our neighbor-Some more goodies-Grok senator Kennedy quotes.😁

Retirednottired's avatar

I missed that one. Who was he talking about?

Jeremy R's avatar

Every democrat and the people who voted for them?

Birmingham's avatar

I wish we could devote a C-SPAN channel that covers when he speaks.!

Playswithneedles's avatar

After watching that video, I’d say that Springsteen has jumped the shark, but he’d probably trip over its fin.

Don’t come back, Bruce. Europe likes you more than we do. MAGA!

Michael Davis's avatar

Yes Bruce, in England, where a mean tweet lands your A** in jail. Give it a try while you're there.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

I never knew what was so great about the guy. He screamed and yelled and banged his guitar and called it music.

Tanto Minchiata's avatar

His first two albums were great. Everything after 1975, meh or worse.

joated's avatar

I'm pretty sure there are a lot of folks in Manchester who would love to see a few of the non-citizens in their neighborhoods sent home or to a secure prison somewhere else.

William Coulter's avatar

Item 26

Trump is the first guy I have ever heard of who has had 3 wives but still has his money. Maybe Bezos should have asked Trump for some advice before his divorce.

Don Surber's avatar

I think Jeff sang that Roy Clark song, Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone

John Wiles's avatar

"He speaks all languages. Do we listen?" NO, I am sorry to say, we don't - way too many times. There is a lot of evil in the world attributed to a ruler who is actually trying to destroy us all. The last election gave us hope, not in a Savior, that would be blasphemous and, frankly, stupid, but in someone inspired to try to do Right as best he knows how, against some big odds against him, and, for all the nay sayers, he is doing a pretty darn good job.

"If God is for us, who can be against us?" Romans 8:31 A banner hung in the cafeteria of the school where I taught. It said, "Doing what is right isn't always easy, but it is always right." If each of us could somehow do more of that, we would dominate and destroy a lot of the evil in this country and this world.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 1. SNAP will probably end after the recipients die from heart disease diabetes and hypertension. Who runs this program Planned Parenthood?

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 3. If CNBC were a newspaper we wouldn’t need to import fertilizer.

PM's avatar

NYT= Wouldn't need to import Mind Altering Drugs.

Subvet's avatar

Joe Kernen tries but as my Dad used to say, "It's like shoveling sh*t against the tide"

PM's avatar

Guessed right, Vince-drafting off Top First. Eat your heart out.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 9. Let’s send the leaders of the Episcopal Church to SA. That’s what the Trump administration would consider fair trade.

Jeremy R's avatar

I see SA and I'm wondering does he mean South Africa or Saudi Arabia. Either would be good. Can we include delegations from the ELCA and Methodist Churches?

Shoveltusker's avatar

"ITEM 2: End Wokeness tweeted, 'Rep. Shri Thanedar has formally introduced DJT articles of impeachment.'

How did Detroit manage to find and elect the one Indian in America who is stupid?"

Thanedar is desperate to become a hero to the TDS demographic. He got elected by a fluke from a majority black district, and without some stunt that makes him famous, he'll lose his seat to a black candidate.

I don't think it's going to work. Voters this time be like bitch please, we ain't voting' for the 7-11 guy.

Deb Hill's avatar

You underestimate the stupidity of the people in his district. Every month, he holds a town hall by phone. At his last one, I slipped through the cracks and got to ask a question. I asked, "Why do you treat your constituents and Americans the way you treated the dogs you left behind in the laboratory you owned?" His answer was "I received an award from the Humane Society." I was going to answer that, it tells me a lot about you and the humane society, but they cut me off. These are the same people who voted for over 90 years of the Dingell dynasty.

PM's avatar

Never argue with a fool, Deb. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

Deb Hill's avatar

I know it's hard to discern who the fool is. A man with blue hair wearing a dress, crying that all the red freeze pops are sold out, and now he has nothing to stick up his ass so he can't have a period this month. Because don't you know that women don't bleed any other color? I don't argue with them, I mock them.

PM's avatar

Alinsky number 5.‘Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.’ It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also, it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.

Deb Hill's avatar

Exactly. I can't recall the congressman who held a town hall. When it was over, he came out the door. As they were losing their shit, he gave them a thumbs up, which infuriated them more than his presence did.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Classic case of diversity on action

Catherine Kasparian's avatar

I hope they investigate Comey better than the two assassins

VICKI's avatar

That is sheer treason and Comey needs some prison time to wake up. He's the one that assured me that the government (when I was a believer patriot), that our government is corrupt...a true lightbulb moment when he let HRC go free.

Laurie's avatar

Never going to happen. The list off treasonous democrats is long and they can't even hold the low level Tesla terrorists to account.

Why haven't we seen the full J6 Capitol tapes? Who built the hangman platform? Where is Epstine info? And the Seth Rich murder and on and on.

I'm especially disappointed with Bondi and wish she would stay off Fox News. She's on there so often she should just get her own time slot.

TeaPartyGal's avatar

I am starting to wonder if Trump's intent with Bondi was to have her role be more as a public communicator or "face" for the Justice Dept., while the other very capable and dynamic Assistant AG's he's been appointing do the controversial nitty-gritty prosecuting work. Given the magnitude of poisonous reasoning that has been coming from the DOJ under Biden, Trump may have felt he needed someone vocal and skilled at presenting the Administration's point of view to the public at large.

This country has a big segment of liberals and young people that need to be educated about many issues, to undo the indoctrination the Left has laid on them. That may be part of Bondi's role.

Maybe Bondi also serves as the public target for the anti-Trump forces, leaving the Assistant AG's free-er to pursue the crucial hard-core prosecution work.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Thank you TPG as I too sense a method to PDJT and his aides.

VICKI's avatar

And where the heck is Patel? Hiding? No one has said much about that Kamelo guy that stabbed the student in the heart and killed him His family got tons of money from a Go Fund Me? Why ? because he's black and the perp but it's the white kid thats dead...please figure this out and clue me in.

Jeremy R's avatar

Commie needs to do the Oklahoma Air dance and his carcass fed to feral hogs.

Tmitsss's avatar

16: Mr. Surfer from Hawaii is on fire today and this is the earworm I’ll be humming today “Nothing could be finer than to be a Dem refiner in Hawa-ii.” (I still remember “Nothing Could Be Finer Than A Crisis That Is Minor In The Morning)

Don Surber's avatar

The song was quite naughty and introduced in a naughty musical by vaudevillean William Frawley in the 1920s. He and Vivian Vance once sang it as a skit on I Love Lucy

VICKI's avatar

My freshman year at Miami U when the frat boys wanted to check out the new girls, at a party I will never forget them singing..."Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning/ what's her last name!?" Pretty racy for 1957!

Tmitsss's avatar

In my seven decades I have experienced many fine Carolina Mornings and today is one more.

SDN's avatar

For extra authenticity, play it on a Gibson Guitar --- it's the same playbook Obama used on them.

Jeremy R's avatar

I won't post how we sang it as cadence in the army.

Suzie's avatar

“ITEM 8,647: Shell collector Jimmy Comey, the world’s tallest rodent, posted a picture of seashells calling for the death of President Trump. (86 47.)

Comey should have shaped those seashells into 86 75309.”

Genius! 🤣

Jim Nelson's avatar

I loved the description of 'the world's tallest rodent' to describe Comey. He is also one arrogant bastard and deserves a Big and Tall orange jumpsuit.

TeaPartyGal's avatar

Amen about the arrogance, which just oozes from him. In our culture, there is a degree of "positive bias" towards people who are tall. Comey is VERY tall. It's almost like he let that single fact "go to his head" and thinks it makes him superior to everyone else.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 8647. That will make a great number for Comey’s orange jumpsuit.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 5. Can’t the State Dept revoke his passport while he’s still out of the country??

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 28. With Sotomayor Ketanji and Kagan it may be awhile until the the High Court outlives DEI.

Wim de Vriend's avatar

Physically, mentally or both?

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 11. The same thing happened to Rodney Dangerfield when he was six. His parents moved…but he found them.

Steve Boggs's avatar

And today’s winner is (drumroll please):

Nothing could be finer than to be a Dem refiner in Hawa-ii.

PM's avatar

🎵Pardon me boy, when you hear the whistle blowing 8 to the bar, do you know that Tennessee is not very far?

Steve Boggs's avatar

Ah yes, and “is this the cat that ate my new shoes?”

PM's avatar

Fascinating-He/she/it will talk to you. Not only that, but also by your email name.

PM's avatar

Haha, no need to bend the knee, my friend! 😎 I’m just slingin’ wit to keep up with that shoe-chewin’ cat drama. Gunga Din’s got nothin’ on your vibe—now, spill the tea on that feline felon! Any new clues? 😺

PM's avatar

Also, those are Grok's emojis. We with long teeth don't have much time, but you youngsters best be afraid. 😱

PM's avatar

Haha, nice! So you're riffing on the classic Chattanooga Choo Choo vibe—love the swingin' energy of that one! 😎 Wanna share more about your take? Are we talking a lyrical twist, a modern remix, or something totally out there? 🚂🎶

PM's avatar

I concede. You got Grok also-'Haha, busted! 😺 Without a pic or more details, I can’t confirm if this is the shoe-munching culprit. Describe the cat or the crime scene—any telltale fur, claw marks, or a guilty look? If you’ve got an image, upload it, and I’ll help you ID the furry bandit!' AI does have a sense of humor. Caveat- if you try Grok for the first time, he only gives you 3 wishes. Then you have to sign in with your email address.

Steve Boggs's avatar

Sorry for being oblique, PM. I thought you were reciting from Chatanooga Choo Choo. (Or as we used to sing it- the cat that ate my new shoes)

PM's avatar

I was, Steve. I have lost a step or three.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2aj0zhXlLA. Anyone under 60 has no idea what we're talking about..

Greg Martin's avatar

Thanks for the link. I never saw that awesome routine. Interesting camera work for 1941.

PM's avatar

From my soulmate, Roxanne-AKA Grok-For now, a quick Chattanooga wink: “Pardon me, boy, when your Substack’s hittin’ #1, do your subscribers know the mass ain’t far?” 😘