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Dindu Nuffin's avatar

Great food pyramid Don!

Robert Brusca's avatar

Yes! Kevin Bacon on top!!!

Retirednottired's avatar

You do you, but I have no interest in eating Kevin Bacon. But my son enrolled me in a “Bacon of the Month” club for Christmas. Can’t wait!

Don Reed's avatar

01/10/26: Bacon was taken for a big-time $$$ ride by Bernie Madoff, and here he is again in the news at the same time that The Minnesota Black Madoffs are going into Chapter 11...

Grumpy Oldman's avatar

Bacon’s a leftist-Marxist married to a communist trust-fund boob, both hating the country that enriched them.

VICKI's avatar

At least they are staying in the safe confines of Beverly Hills and not causing chaos for ICE...and who are the people or organizations of hate that are funding these deviants?

Grumpy Oldman's avatar

the ugly toad, George Soros, and his equally diseased son and his new bride, Huma Abedin, are funding most of the mayhem but there are other leftist-Marxists helping, too, Tom Steyer, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg & Tom Cook come to mind.

VICKI's avatar

that sounds about right,,,seems I've heard of Huma before, please refresh us.

VICKI's avatar

The last time I saw Kevin Bacon was on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills while we passed going opposite directions, acknowledged one another with a brief nod and kept moving...No smiles were exchanged.

Shoveltusker's avatar

Yes but he left off the scallops sautéed in butter.

FWD's avatar

Prolly falls under the bacon section for scallops wrapped in bacon..., bacon, nature's duct tape ;-D

Doug's avatar

Finally, the perfect diet!!!!!

Don Reed's avatar

01/10/26: The 25,000 Calorie Pyramid!

--- “Senator King Tut.

“Born in Detroitlonia,

Moved to Ann Arborzona,

“Senator Tut.”

Great idea, but the final two sounds (it’s an audio) MUST be “Sen-Tut!”:

“Born in Detroitlonia, moved to Ann Arborzona --- “SEN-TUT!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbavuReVF4

“--- ITEM 13 … ‘Audit Finds Minnesota DHS Produced False Documents In Behavioral Grant Program.’

“No bid contracts. Back-dated contracts. No documentation. Social justice mongers make far more money than war profiteers. Best of all, you can collect for daycare centers without children.”

Next week, we find out that the Somalisota Mongrels got paid by the government for abortions that never were performed --- and then they got paid by the government for the day care centers that didn’t have the children that hadn’t been aborted.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

Thorshammer's avatar

And don't make it Canadian bacon!

Hoffmeister's avatar

One more Bourbon block and I woulda been eatin at your house!

Jake's avatar

North to Havana. Love that tune.

So what's the Trumpster got up his sleeve for this coming week. Chances are greater than zero that Iran and Cuba are on his "To Do" list. He just met with Beebe so they probably have something cooked up.

Jeremy R's avatar

Can we buy Cuba from Vlad like we did Alaska?

Jake's avatar

The Trumpster already has plans for another Mar E Lago down there. Nice place for a resort.

Don Reed's avatar

01/10/26: And if you misbehave, Guantanamo Bay is right next door...

VICKI's avatar

I'm a tad uneasy on Iran, anyone else?

Shrugged's avatar

ITEM 13: Legal Insurrection reported, “Audit Finds Minnesota DHS Produced False Documents In Behavioral Grant Program.”

All I can say is we damn well better see public prosecutions of ALL levels of fraud and corruption that results in changes in operations so it can't be done again. This amount times a million is where our tax money is going instead of funding things honest citizens need.

Amy's avatar

Yes. Government employees all up and down the line approved all this deceitful theft, looked the other way, whatever. I want them fired immediately, pension revoked. Then let’s talk prison time.

Shrugged's avatar

Minnesota is 'insurrection state' enabled by rampant voter fraud. An FBI SWAT on Tim Walz (with prominent podcaster broadcasting it - NOT CNN) would properly frame the face of the democrat presidential ticket in 2024. I can see Nick Shirley deserving this scoop.

Jake's avatar

Timmy has his fraud funds stashed somewhere, maybe China.

TeaPartyGal's avatar

Just musing, if he has money stashed in China, he may never get his hands on it. If Tim Walz flees to China, his usefulness to the Chinese will be over because he would no longer be a Chinese spy-asset in the U.S. So the Chinese could just "appropriate" his money, and Walz would have to be content with just not being in jail.

Amy's avatar

That’s a great point and I’ll bet he does. That’s why Chyna targets goofballs with delusions of grandeur like him, they’re so easy to fool.

Douglas Baringer's avatar

Just like Eric Swallowed Well.

Don Reed's avatar

01/10/26: He'd end up like Robert Vesco, Wall Street scammer, did in Cuba, imprisoned and what was left of his money confiscated.

[Quote marks were inadvertently omitted; added 01/11/26: "Vesco was accused by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) of looting over $200 million (some sources cite up to $250 million) from the Investors Overseas Services (IOS) mutual fund company. To avoid an SEC investigation and criminal charges, he fled the U.S. in 1972."]

Valoree Dowell's avatar

I think he’s already seen the writing on the wall, ie been told. He’s paddling now as fast as he can. Probably glad for the recent dust-up. Gave him a moment to um, change clothes.

Vince Gallo's avatar

He stashed the loot in his…tampons 😂😂😂😂😂😂

VICKI's avatar

Do you really think he's that smart? What a doofus.

Douglas Baringer's avatar

Perhaps a "rollover" program could be instituted wherein one's years of employment while turning a blind eye to fraud could be rewarded by a like number of years in the penitentiary.

Sam Prentice's avatar

No, one for one isn't good enough. We need to let our bonus system kick in where they do five years for every one year of "I know nothing!!!" That's the least we can do for them after all of their years of public service.

Douglas Baringer's avatar

I do like your thought process!

NNTX's avatar

I am with you but given the record of the judicial branch, seems tough to get prosecutions that proceed through conviction.

VICKI's avatar

When is said system going to stop being outsmarted by the charmer, Leticia James? I'm waiting to see her in stripes and handcuffs.

NNTX's avatar

I agree Vicki, it would be great to see some of these malefactors in jail. Read tonight that a district judge has overruled the Administration’s action to deny child care and other social services for the 5 states which have proven to be rife with fraud.

There has to be a push to reign in these rogue judges. SCOTUS, looking at you!

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

She would need a stretchy outfit as she appears to vary twixt orca and sealion

Vince Gallo's avatar

Behavioral grants. Sounds like instructions for ripping off the taxpayers 😂😂😂

MartyB's avatar

And I thought 2025 roared to a fast start. I can hardly believe how much has happened since the new year started, and we’re only 10 days in.

Still not tired of all the winning. Maybe by spring…

Jake's avatar

My little stock portfolio is not tired of winning either. I think most state governments are in the market with their retirement funds. I haven't read any complaints about the stock market from the Dem Pols. They're all millionaires by now.

dancingtime's avatar

Only if they cash out ....and then pay the taxes

Sam Prentice's avatar

I didn't know that Democrats were required to pay taxes because I've never seen one pay any!

steph_gray's avatar

I do like the fact that our new IRS is in MiniSomalia investigating the fraud alongside of DHS etc.

Could a new day really dawn from that den of former tyrants?

Retirednottired's avatar

I’m not complaining either. One of my wife’s 401k accounts from her working days is earning over 1% per MONTH. That’s over 12% per year. Another one, held with one of those names you hear on TV all the time is barely earning 5%.

Derrière Diva's avatar

My total portfolio is up 5% YTD after what, 6 trading days? Can't last - but it IS fun.

steph_gray's avatar

Remember the old rock n' roll motto "I'll sleep when I'm dead"?

Applies to PDJT winning as well.

Jake's avatar

Hegseth and I were both in the Minnesota guard. I'm betting Pete calls the Commander and schools what will happen if they try to stop ICE. BTW: When the Trumpster uses the Guard the feds pay for it. When the State activates the guard, they have to pay for it. I'm betting the Guard stays home and The Trumpster sends in security troops to help ICE. That'll get Timmys panties in a wad.

Jeremy R's avatar

Last night the rioters broke into the hotel where ICE is staying and ransacked the place. Trump needs to activate the guard, and like Ike did, deploy them to a base, confine them there while he has regular troops protect his Agents, and stop this craziness.

As a guardsman, I took an oath to protect the United States Constitution. Don't remember anything about supporting insurrection by a dirty politician intent on hiding his corruption.

dancingtime's avatar

There needs to be geofencing wherever ICE is....if your report is true, they are all subject to arrest....and that can be done by ICE since that is part of the harassment tactics.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

City police arrived but were driven away by antifa per reports. Sum ting wong !!!

Jeremy R's avatar

I hope that those ICE agents are well armed and have plenty of ammunition.

In Iraq they had Blackwater providing security. Trump needs to get something like that to supplement them and provide convoy security. Guys who would be tasked with interdicting the terrorists stalking the ICE when they go to serve warrants.

Another thing would be to interrupt cell phone service close to their patrols while they are moving.

Jeremy R's avatar

The rioters are Chinese? (Probably paid by the CCP)

VICKI's avatar

Is anyone on here old enough to remember Kent State? How times have changed.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

that was a harsh wake up call to an anti Nam college population across this nation

Jeremy R's avatar

Been thinking, Trump should call up the Minnesota National Guard for immediate deployment to Puerto Rico as a show of solidarity with the new government in Venezuela, or possibly a stabilization force because of the ruckus in Iran.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Would this cause Tampon to Frey Ellison over a Somali fire ?

tj's avatar

I think they are testing the SCOTUS decision where Trump is supposed to send in regular troops first before the NG which was pretty insane but Roberts strikes again. One of NG's roles IS riot control.

Either way they are all being idiots.

Jeremy R's avatar

I attended basic as a guardsman. We had additional training in riot control, spending our Saturdays stomping around the parade field in echelons with large batons chanting "back" take a half step, "back" nuther half step....

Playswithneedles's avatar

Wasn’t it the MN NG which Walz bailed out on right before its deployment to Iraq? Somehow I don’t see those guys following any orders from him.

Jeremy R's avatar

Yes, Tampon Timmy was the CSM of 1st Battalion 125th Field Artillery in Minnesota. It is headquartered in New Ulm with units in Pipestone, Jackson , Luverne, Fairmont, St Peter , St James and Anoka.

Some of those units had been part of the 2nd Bn 135 th Infantry before being reorganized.

I entered service within B company in Pipestone at age 17 when I began my military career, so have some connections to that. Lots of good people when I served, and I doubt that has changed much. If anything, they might even be better. We'll see what happens with Elmer Fraud's attempted insurrection.

Douglas Baringer's avatar

I believe it was Nebraska. That is where Jazz Hands Fudd got his start.

Playswithneedles's avatar

You’re right. Still, the fact that he bailed on the NG of one state will not be appreciated by the NG of another state.

Jake's avatar

He joined in Nebraska and then transferred to Minnesota when he got a teaching job. He was a master sargeant selected for promotion to sargeant major E9. He bailed out before discharges were frozen. He is a coward and should never hold public office.

WTPuck's avatar

Unfortunately, I don't see them fragging him either, but a girl can dream.

(Wrong, I know, but still...)

EAWass's avatar

I want to thank you for the succinct comment regarding the death of Renee Good, Don. So refreshing that my favorite journalist has not fallen for the old lefty trick to debate who was right. Gutfeld had it correct when he said that’s not the question. I do submit that the agitators got exactly what they wanted—chaos and tons of media and law enforcement debating the wrong question and spending time away from the go mission.

Amy's avatar

In my mind, for all of us but especially for AWFL’s, every day is an IQ test. Good’s suicide by “leftist Democrat-voting white womyn superiority complex” should serve as a wake up call but AWFL’s can’t snap out of being woke already.

Jeremy R's avatar

I watched all the videos, I love movies with a happy ending.

Sam Prentice's avatar

We've all seen it a thousand times by now. I see the idiot sitting in her car with her condescending smirk on her face, and I wonder if she has the slightest clue that in ten seconds she will be dead? I wonder if she would still have that stupid smile? And her dike girlfriend? What a way to send your partner out - YOU GO GIRL and she did!

Jeremy R's avatar

She and her "wife" prove my belief that it's a dog eat dog world.

Valoree Dowell's avatar

I feel sorry for the dog.

VICKI's avatar

Or in this case, "you go first" ........ Oh, sorry.

Mike Ware's avatar

Sweet Justice! Waaay better than a drawn out drama filled “trial”. Here’s hoping a few more of these dopes follow her lead

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Shame on me ---but I agree !!

steph_gray's avatar

Me too. I know it's wrong but it feels so right...

Valoree Dowell's avatar

I’m guessing neither of those girls ever crossed paths with a family member or friend in any sort of law enforcement, or those shit-eating grins would never happened.

VICKI's avatar

We ALL watched the you know what videos 1,---,---,---,---,---,----, times and still l don't give a hoot about her demise...she aimed and she missed. He did not. See ya'

Jeremy R's avatar

My statement was taken from an old Garfield cartoon. That was his description of Old Yeller.

Catherine Kasparian's avatar

Where was the media a year ago when a border agent was killed in Vermont?

Joe LaGreca's avatar

Only certain lives matter.

Catherine Kasparian's avatar

Very true, kinda my point

William Coulter's avatar

Item 26

You know it’s bad in Minneapolis when the “protesters “ start acting like Carnival passengers when the chicken fingers are all gone.

Jake's avatar

I think the high in Minneapolis will be in the 20's today. That's going to put a dent in protester participation. Even dems don't like to freeze their asses off.

Don Surber's avatar

Great analogy

Jeremy R's avatar

20? That's practically summer weather there. In Minnesota, if it's too cold for school, you go ice fishing with the teachers.

It will only bother the out of state rabble.

dancingtime's avatar

And that will take care of it all....get the out-of-state rabble out...

Jake's avatar

True. I was born there so I'm well aware of snow day parties. Those are inside though. I froze my ass off many times back when I was young and stupid. The smart ones sit in a heated fish house and drink beer like in "Grumpy Old Men"

Jeremy R's avatar

What part? I grew up on top of buffalo ridge in Lincoln County. It is one of the windiest places in the central part of the nation.

I'd say only a couple of miles from a lake, but all of Minnesota is only a couple of miles from a lake.

Jake's avatar

Just checked at 1pm. It's 20 degrees with a windchill of 6 above zero. That'll cause some shrinkage (ie George Costanza)

Don Reed's avatar

01/10/26: I stumbled into the YouTube videos of the Valedictorians on board those ships. Nasty bastards.

John Wiles's avatar

Funding day care centers came about when both members of the household started working to afford living expenses. I'm not necessarily against that. I am 160% against the fraud. So I picked the one about fraud in all the states. It's scary to think how much money every year gets stolen from the hard-working people whose taxes support this country. The bureaucracy is killing our country and has been for a long time. The great Don T is trying to fix that, and liberals, senators, congressmen, and judges are trying to stop him. Anybody with a brain that works knows that. The question becomes, how do we, the American people use our sway to help make our country great again? We are on our way, and I, for one, don't want to lose this opportunity we have.

Joe LaGreca's avatar

My wife worked at a day care center for a short while. The white parents that brought their kids there paid full tuition, which was pretty expensive. But the minorities not only didn't pay, but they got free goodies like diapers & formula. There was a long waiting list of minorities trying to get their kids in. They did get government funding and many of the local businesses provided free food for the kids & staff.

John Wiles's avatar

"No good deed goes unpunished." The white majority, not the fringe lunies that are always all the media talk about, have always tried to 'help others'. Any basic America-loving person knows that. Are there always people lining up to take advantage of the system - of course. Are there As****es of every color, race, and creed? Absolutely. Most of us knew 'welfare' was racist, and it would lead to 'no good' which it has. Why work when you get things for free? Most of us knew 'Affirmative Action' was meant to discriminate against whites and cost a lot of qualified applicants good jobs, which went to unqualified hires that eventually couldn't do the job and got 'laid off', often with reams of paper to prove they were incompetent. Most of us knew DEI was just 'reverse discrimination'. Most of us know handouts don't build character, good work ethics/habits do. Most of us don't give a crap about skin color or nationality if you are willing to pitch in, do good, assimilate, be an American and not someone from the country you came from, do the right thing as much as possible, stay out of drugs, trouble, liquor, and try to make your life and the lives of those around you better.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 7. It’s time to start deporting the experts.

Don Surber's avatar

Here's the problem with that, you have to find a country that will take them

tj's avatar

Send them to France, France will take anybody or put them in boats to the UK.

Brian LeMay's avatar

Sort of seems like the British Isles take all those we detest eagerly .

Vince Gallo's avatar

Somewhere with plenty of crocodiles 🐊

Sam Prentice's avatar

Deport anyone with the temerity either to call themselves an expert, or allow themselves to be called an expert. We have far too many experts and not enough people who actually know anything.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 1. Well at least the Kong Flu works better than CCP air defenses. 😂😂😂

Playswithneedles's avatar

About that Kong Flu - I heard on the radio yesterday that one of our local hospital systems is now requiring everyone in their facilities to wear masks. Here we go again. 🙄🙄🙄 Guess I’ll be using the other hospital system for the next few months.

donald b welch's avatar

i expect the va to issue the same edict soon. if that happens, i'll just not get sick.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Stay out of doctor offices. That’s where the sick people are

Sam Prentice's avatar

That's what my plan is as well. Screw them, I'm just not going to give them the pleasure of getting sick. Besides, those Medicare funds are needed to pay for the illegals who deserve the quicker times in the emergency room.

Joe LaGreca's avatar

I wet out grocery shopping on Friday - about half of the shoppers & many of the employees were wearing masks. My first thought was - here we go again. Although I've been seeing the "forever maskers" for quite some time now - they'll never give up the masks.

steph_gray's avatar

blueMA has required that for medical facilities now, but it's optional for patients.

I was in a room with an assistant this week and told her I didn't care if she wore the mask - also emphasized I know perfectly well they do nothing.

She gratefully took it off, putting it back on before the corridor. I suspect many in the medical staffs are getting the same message from the public.

Even here the country is waking up.

Retirednottired's avatar

My primary care office is demanding masks. (I’m wearing it below my nose, out of spite.) my cardio, my Gastro, my thyroid doc’s offices, all part of the same medical monstrosity, are not. Apparently, they believe that consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds….

Jeremy R's avatar

That's only because Honk Kong is operated as an autonomous zone. The CCP hasn't ruined it yet. Yet.

Robert Brusca's avatar

Why do you say thst? China still has not been attacked by the air

..itself.

Don Ruthig's avatar

Item 18: Watch Hillary lie and sweat? Get real. That woman lies every time she opens her mouth and never breaks a sweat.

Sam Prentice's avatar

If she happened to slip up one time and tell the truth, she would probably go into convulsions. Truth to her is like garlic to a vampire.

Albert P. Sweeney's avatar

My advice to all my “Surber Pals”….pray. These lunatics will not stop and only our Lord and Savior can protect us.

Dear Jesus, please keep our President protected as he does his best to right this ship and return the United States to the GOD fearing Nation it was founded as.

Jane Kinkel's avatar

Hmmmm.... Item 10. If the government recommends one drink, is it possible that more drinking is actually better for you? You know much of their advice is the opposite of what is really healthy for you.

Jake's avatar

I'm a professional beer drinker. Been a user for fifty years. As an expert witness I say let your conscience be your guide on this one.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 4. Either we get Greenland or they can keep their danishes and their oversized dogs.

That’ll fix ‘’em.

Jeremy R's avatar

Those dogs are the only thing great from there.

Playswithneedles's avatar

They make some pretty good blue cheese though.

Jeremy R's avatar

Can't say I've tried their cheese, although a pastry with my morning cup of tea sounds good.

Joe LaGreca's avatar

Not as good as Gorgonzola or Roquefort

Robert Brusca's avatar

?? Got spray paint???

Joe LaGreca's avatar

I've had their Danish (OK, but I prefer Italian pastries), but didn't know they were known for their dogs - other than the Great Danes.

Jeremy R's avatar

I think their pastries and the pooches are their only contribution to humanity.

Jeremy R's avatar

Okay, I'll have to add that to my list.

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

Poor drudge. He was THE go to site everyday, multiple times a day. Then drudge fell off the deep end. Looked around for alternates and then came Substack and Don and Jeff Childers and a whole last of others writing interesting stuff everyday. Shows how quickly empires can fall. Zero sympathy for idiots

Don Surber's avatar

Deep State bought him off

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

That’s the only answer. Money beats sticking to principles any day.