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Richard Luthmann's avatar

The funniest stories are usually the most revealing. Fauci taking the Fifth, Democrats demanding grocery discounts, Kamala moving into a white neighborhood, and left-wing activists wishing the terrorist had been Christian all come from the same sickness: narrative before truth. The facts must serve the ideology, not the other way around. That is why normal Americans are done being lectured by people who ruin cities, bankrupt parties, mutilate language, excuse criminals, and call it progress. The culture war is not a distraction. It is where the machine’s insanity becomes visible.

nikki003's avatar

Just further proves what we've been saying for years now...Whatever THEY say we are doing is EXACTLY what THEY are saying and doing....deflections/distractions have worked very well for them until now...NO MORE!!!!

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

TDS is the manifestation of your list R. L. .

donald b welch's avatar

i agree. american men have failed miserably and in all ways possible. i am old so perhaps i don't see the way out of this morass but it amazes me as to what is happening.

Still Mister Two's avatar

Well said.

Steve (recovering lawyer)'s avatar

Ironically enough, Sophie Cunningham has bigger "balls" than Lebron. I can't wait to see him FAIL, FAIL, FAIL now that he has taken his clown show to Philthadelphia. Oh, and I think it is a safe prediction that his little boy, "Bronnie" is going to be cut from the LA roster as soon as enough time passes so the obvious nepotism that led to his hiring in the first place can be denied. And on the subject of "Blacks in the News," we have a twofer of Moochell Obama and Ketanji (rhymes with orangutangi) Jackson engaging in a mutual admiration tonguebathing session. To me, it sounded like, "Oh, Ketanji, you are soooo cool, girl!" "No, Michelle, you are the coolest Kween!" "NOOOO, KETANJI, YOU ARE!" "NO, MICHELLE, YOU ARE!" Then they both decided to go visit Kamala at her new $8,000,000.00 mansion in WHITE, WHITE, WHITEST Malibu, where all three of them could hate on YT and plan to implement racial "reparations," or as more accurately described, stealing YT's stuff.

Don Surber's avatar

LeBron wants to be LePresident

Don Reed's avatar

08/01/26: Well, you blew up the Saturday Morning Study Hall with this one!

"I met an older woman in a bar last night... She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old..."

KABOOM!

Shrugged's avatar

They are the WNBA of politics.

A male high school student running for class president could beat them.

James Mead's avatar

I can envision it. Thanks. Not

VICKI's avatar

Philthadelphia. I must use this in the future, for me, it's the truth...can you imagine living in Demo land? Nightmare.

Retirednottired's avatar

We in the Delaware Valley have been using that epithet for decades now. Philly has always been a dirty city.

VICKI's avatar

As I often tell friend, I wouldn't live here for a minute if my family didn't, I saw the sights (liberty bell, etc.) years ago. Ok, I'm done. Even the people are icky.

Retirednottired's avatar

You live near Phila too? PA or NJ?

Steve (recovering lawyer)'s avatar

Whitey. A/K/A honkie, ofay, peckerwood, cracker, depending on your audience.

Wim de Vriend's avatar

Thanks, you enlarged my vocabulary.

BH's avatar

Wow, Steve-love it! One of your best retorts, ever.

Leonard Wechsler's avatar

First off, Moslem men are supposed to be circumcized. Minor nit.

Second, Kamala bought in an all-white neighborhood. So did the BLM organizers who made millions off the whole thing.

As for Republicans in the Senate, well, remember that with politicians the first people they betray are their own supporters. There are two kinds of politicians: THOSE WHO ARE BOUGHT AND THOSE NOT WORTH THE MONEY.

Albert P. Sweeney's avatar

Could not have said it better!

Susan Daniels's avatar

Senators work fewer days than school teachers do, but teachers don't have an expense account of $3-5 million a year, in addition to the Senate's $175,000 yearly salary.

Playswithneedles's avatar

For the most part, both groups are worthless.

Sam Prentice's avatar

They really are! I saw an article on American Thinker yesterday where it was claimed that almost one half of all American high school students who are graduating carried "A" averages. Talk about freaking inflation!!!!

Cookie McCall's avatar

I saw an article a couple of days ago, I think on CFP regarding the huge positive turn around of the Houston ISD. Basically the school board was removed, there was a new superintendent brought in when the HISD had received all D's & F's. Under this new leadership in only 3 years, they now have zero D's and F's. It was a very encouraging article. This system of takeover should stand as the example for all the failing schools. I hope you can find the interview

Wim de Vriend's avatar

Are you sure that the new regime didn't issue an order prohibiting D's and F's?

Susan Daniels's avatar

Changes happen quickly when bad people are replaced with good ones.

Albert P. Sweeney's avatar

What a great morning! Another day to spend on GOD’s green Earth!

#7, They just can’t help themselves. Can’t let their members vote because they might pick someone horrible 🤣

#8, a Democrat not paying his taxes?!? What is this world coming too?!?🤔

#13, Cuando eres estúpido y tienes fronteras abiertas, te conviertes en la Minnesota de Europa. Estoy seguro de que añadirán a la cultura diversa y se asimilarán a su nuevo hogar.

#15, He won’t be crying too long. I’ll get this out of the way now. Fauci did not kill himself.

Say hey to Vince Foster and the gang when you see them. Obama’s personal chef is cooking up a storm.

#22, as Chris Rock said, “…even Blacks hate N*ggers”

His words, not mine.

It’s a rainy day down here in the land of cotton, nuclear power, and us evil white blue collar working crackers, (that pay for all the free stuff).

Y’all have a great weekend!

APS > Out!

James Mead's avatar

Today's opening picture, oh my!

Glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee.

Great round up Mr. S.

Catherine Kasparian's avatar

Troy Jackson is Platner 2.0. Ketanji should go back to Broadway.

CactusMatt32's avatar

So we now know what Oyster farmers do in Maine waters, and now we’re seeing what actually goes on in Maine woods. Question the kids want to know is where do Maine potatoes really come from and how?

Natpock's avatar

What are they recessing from, you have to do something before you can recess!

N.Wallace's avatar

Recess is for kids...........

W.'s avatar

You got me. I did not recognize Mitch in the hat. He passed for Irene Ryan aka Granny Moses. What a way to start the morning BEFORE the heavy reading. You’re the Best.

Brian Smith's avatar

My bet is that Fauci gets Fisted by Florida! DeSantis & Uthmeier will find a way….👊

steph_gray's avatar

We could certainly use a Fauci FAFO.

Brian LeMay's avatar

His already treasonous pension MUST be revoked . There is absolutely no ethical reason for these embedded deep staters earning as much or more than the President . He may self destruct on his own but punishment must be meted out in some form ( besides already having a date with the devil ) .

Sam Prentice's avatar

Maybe a multi-state consortium of Attorneys General in a class action criminal case? And the sentence should be a certain number of years in prison per each citizen of the named states? Maybe he can volunteer to man an exploratory SpaceX venture to Mars (one way, of course)?

Retirednottired's avatar

And have him destroy another planet? No thanks.

-DCH of Australia's avatar

Item 8: The Ettamogra, a pub in Southern Queensland, Australia near Caloundra, displayed a large sign for many years "Free Beer Tomorrow".

David Paine's avatar

I love McConnell and wife as Grannie and Ellie May Clampett. You are keeping 60s television alive, thank you!

tj's avatar

What is sad is how close it looks. I am really glad I had no coffee.

revmaddog1948's avatar

Outstanding work, young man. And my dear friends, not only is Trump taking an iron bar and busting up globalist expectations as prophesied in Revelation 226 and not only is he taking leadership to a new level in the Western hemisphere as prophesied in Revelation 12, but I am observing transparency is expanding relentlessly although there is a lot of noise from critics and whiners from all camps. The American journalist volunteers along with the help of AI are slowly turning the black hearts of humanity along with the grace of God into diamonds in the rough. This is just an observation and I am sometimes wrong 10% of the time but often right 90%. I will repeat myself but the great thing about it is that this warfare actually brings Joy to my warrior's heart and I love the smell of liberal tears in the morning.

steph_gray's avatar

ITEM 5: A perhaps little-known trivium about John Cleese is his series of comic videos on good business practice.

My company was treated to one on keeping meetings from being a waste of time. “Meetings, Bloody Meetings.”

Hilarious and smart.

TeaPartyGal's avatar

John Cleese is an interesting guy. Years ago, I spent a weekend visiting Esalen Institute in Big Sur, California, which had been famous for avant-garde explorations of many topics. John Cleese was there that weekend. Apparently he was a prominent donor to Esalen.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Ellie May.

Weeeee doggie!!! 😂😂😂😂

Sam Prentice's avatar

She's down with her critters by the Cee-Ment pond!

Deb Hill's avatar

Helping Granny cook some fine possum stew.

Sam Prentice's avatar

And other viddles!

William Coulter's avatar

Item 19

The voters in Wisconsin need to Kong this Hong. She is nuts for not liking going to Culver’s. She also has “ideas” that suck.