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William Coulter's avatar

Item 5

Seems that report about Iran dropping their nuclear program and opening up to IAEA inspectors is a bit dated. The only droppings going on in Iran are our bombs on their heads. I hope this works and rids the world of this death cult called the Iranian Mullah government.

RevMikeyMac's avatar

The people of Iran hope so, too.

Jim Nelson's avatar

Well, I guess the negotiation phase was a dead end. Now the FO phase has begun.

revmaddog1948's avatar

I'm much to relaxed about this because I had that 4 word message from over management. It's. All. Set. Up. But prayers would hurt Right now for the safety of our troops. If no lives are lost would that be regarded as a miracle? I'm going to put in the request now. God's pretty good in delivering miracles for me. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availis much. I go by gods definition of righteous not mine I don't think I'd pass muster if I use my definition.

Doug's avatar

I'm guessing Margaret is drowning her sorrows with a glass of Chardonnay this morning.

Don Reed's avatar

02/28/26: Judging by the coherence of her thought, I'll guess that three glasses are drained every morning during breakfast.

Don Reed's avatar

02/28/26: Iran FINALLY pays the price for 1979.

Good. Minneapolis next?

Item #6 Trump, on Ted Cruz: “I’m thinking about putting him in the Supreme Court! He’s … he’s so talented!” [Don S.:] “Unlike Rand Paul who has no talent.”

Rand Paul years ago had my respect. Today, he’s that life-size, “fluttering” doll that flaps and doodles in the wind blown through his feet, the colorful visual prop stationed outside used-car parking lots that momentarily gets your attention before you realize what’s being sold and hit the gas to get the hell out of sight of the fool.

Damn the torpedoes's avatar

We call the “Air pencils!”

darrell's avatar

I'm sorry. The Arabs and the Jews have been trying to extinguish each other since Esau sold-out to a Jew for a bowl of soup. The only thing different now is they are using American tax money to do it in style. Let's talk about the weather. We have a better chance of effecting weather than we do the hatred that them boys have for each other.

Retirednottired's avatar

Pay attention Sonny. Iran shot multiple missiles at 5 Arab states which they considered "traitors to Islam." The Mullahs are insane and brutal to their own people (who, in fact, are NOT Arabs, but Persian), having killed over 32,000 during the current round of protests. The Islamic dictatorship in Iran has NO public support, except what the military maintains for them. We are doing the Iranian people, as well as the entire Middle East a favor by removing the Muslim dictatorship.

darrell's avatar

So why can't those 5 Arab states go beat up on them? They have all that oil money to purchase stuff. We aren't the world police. If we are our budget is broke --busted.

Lee's avatar

#10 remember he did not have sex with "that" woman. Which woman? HrC or the intern. My money is on HrC.

Playswithneedles's avatar

Then he proceeded to argue, in front of the entire planet, that oral sex was not sex.

And not a single member of his cabinet or staff resigned in disgust.

David Thompson's avatar

One wonders what the meaning of this word "nothing" is that he saw and did a lot of.

Jeremy R's avatar

Worthless Willie received $12 million for his memoirs, HiLlARy got $8 million for hers. Pretty good for people who can't remember jack shit.

Grumpy Oldman's avatar

Ghostwritten, Jeremy just like Dumbo’s, although we know the switch-hitting domestic-terrorist Bill Ayers wrote Bambi’s books.

darrell's avatar

Jeremy, I don't think we should be in Iran doing what we are doing. How do you feel about it. ccdp3@proton.me

Jeremy R's avatar

I disagree, a nuclear armed terrorist regime is a threat to every nation on the planet. We don't need to do regime change, but limiting their military capabilities to zero is a good move.

darrell's avatar

The world is laughing at us.

tj's avatar

He didnt do nothing, that is the problem. He did lots of stuff. He said that straight up to their faces and they never glommed onto it.

Damn the torpedoes's avatar

Democrats don’t know what a woman is, so it follows they wouldn’t know much about sex, either.

Jeremy R's avatar

A pansy by name of Van Bloom

Took a lesbian up to his room.

They argued all night

About who had the right

To do what with which and to whom.

Jeremy R's avatar

Well someone had sex with her..she was reportedly a regular at a Little Rock abortuary and spared the world from all but one of her offspring.

Worthless Willie is also reported to have only one child. Unsurprisingly not the same one as HiLlARy.

Grumpy Oldman's avatar

Willie-boy raped a teenage negress and no, Dumbo ain’t his son. Trayvon Martin was.

Grumpy Oldman's avatar

Web Hubbel is Chelsea’s daddy.

Don Reed's avatar

02/28/26: Well, since their daughter looks like a combination of Howdy Doodie and Webb Hubbell, the first round of the debates goes to you, my friend (how Howdy put the moves on Hillary will be a sub-plot in our next Paramount-financed movie...)

Brian Smith's avatar

Marco Cubio….

FWD's avatar

Oh, that is soooo good!!! :-D

Wes Pumphrey's avatar

#27 What is the difference between lawyers and prostitutes?

There are just some things a prostitute won't do for money.

Ronsonic's avatar

Item 19 has still got me wrapping my head around it. So an Epstein pal gets the Chair of the Nobel Committee and that very month awards BHO. Remember when all of us were wondering where Obama came from and how and why he was elevated so quickly? How long has how much of this been going on?

Indydoc's avatar

Things that make you go Hummmmmm!

Valoree Dowell's avatar

Odd as well that none of the “reports” (that I read) listed his affiliation with the prize…

Damn the torpedoes's avatar

Hussein Barack was brought to you courtesy of our global masters. Meanwhile, the POTUS Don is making Barry weep as her sets Iran on fire. Tough luck, Jug-ears!

No's avatar

Leaked testimony from Hillary is that she was just swapping recipes with the Epstein gang.

tzed's avatar

Yep, recipes for disaster.

No's avatar

For babies. Pizza and jerky and grape soda.

Houdini Trooper's avatar

Don't forget the Hot Sauce!🔥

James Mead's avatar

Finally, I can drink my coffee after getting through the news and snark.

Thanks Mr. S

Perhaps Mrs. S doesn't want you traveling over 55

BJ54's avatar

I don't try to read Surber while drinking anything. Snorting liquid up my nose is not pleasant. Of course hot beverages are worse!

James Mead's avatar

And once again I woke The Fabulous up by my laughter. What a treasure he is

BJ54's avatar

I thank God for BOTH Dons.

marbucks's avatar

I’m pretty sure I love Mrs. S.

tj's avatar

Yeah, its now a toss up if I drink the coffee then read or read and then drink the coffee. My keyboard wins either way. The monitor dont care. It cleans easy.

Retirednottired's avatar

Surely he can do that in his current Mustang.

Jim Nelson's avatar

A very interesting round-up of highlights today. Regarding item 18, the revelation that Fanni Willis coordinated with the Biden DOJ smacks of a RICO crime to me. Regarding item 22, Don points out the obvious bias the media has against men after the men's team upset the heavily favored Canadians while the women's heavily favored team barely beat the Canadians. The men's victory was an inspiration to be celebrated, not crapped on because of locker room euphoria. On top of that, the CCP Gu girl gets a cover of Time magazine. As has been said time and again, you cannot hate the media enough. (Especially female reporters in locker rooms.). Item 23 reminded me that the NFL is a woke HR organization disguised as a sports league. Lastly, here's hoping Don's wife sees the Bentley story and understands that her husband is a National Treasure and needs to be kept safe from illegal semi-truck drivers and other miscreants on the road.

NNTX's avatar

Another revelation re. Fani this week. The Biden administration tipped her for a SOLE source $2MM contract to fund her prosecutorial office. Maybe that is where her $$ for “hiring” Nathan Wade originated.

P.M. Carpenter's avatar

Fani Willis and "the Biden DOJ smacks of RICO"? The Biden administration's Justice Department BLOCKED Willis's attempt to interview Jeffrey Clark, a former Trump DOJ official indicted in Georgia. As for coordination with the WH, it's common prosecutorial practice to involve the WH Legal Counsel’s Office when seeking testimony from a former administration official, since executive privilege might be at stake. Surber hyped this trash from "Just the News," which is just a joke. It's run by a radical right nutjob, as Trump would say, if he only had a brain.

Lee's avatar

Something to enjoy on Saturday: The Somali Waltz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqL8_9NOxg

No's avatar

That was great except where are the handcuffs?

Shoveltusker's avatar

“In 2023, prominent appellate litigator and SCOTUSblog 'founder Tom Goldstein abruptly quit his practice..."

Skimming that, my brain initially saw that phrase as "prominent apple alligator".

James Wills's avatar

By God, this president means to set the world to right, and he's not just playing chin music about it. Godspeed to American troops - and American ordnance.

Indydoc's avatar

Says what he means and means what he says

tj's avatar

No one believes him for the most part. I dont get it. I really dont. He says something, consequences happen. Next round, they are back to not believing what he says. Consequences happen. You would think by the 8 or tenth time it would sink in.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Gotta love it when he traps them again and again with the same modus operandi as womder where the train came from.

tj's avatar

Pretty much. You would almost think that Trump had stock in Acme the way he gets them so often. They usually blow themselves up.

darrell's avatar

We have no business in Iran.

Damn the torpedoes's avatar

What does your other brother Darrell think? Did he get the brain you miss?

darrell's avatar

There is more going on than what we are seeing on the screens or internet.

Retirednottired's avatar

Is that what Chuck Schumer told you to say?

darrell's avatar

I'm just saying there are enough Arabs in the Middle East to take care of their brothers. Why should we be doing it?

Retirednottired's avatar

Bear in mind that the Iranian Mullahs have been threatening "Death to America " for almost 50 years now. They were still pursuing nuclear weapons, even after our first warning last summer, and NOBODY in the world thinks they would not use them once they had them. This fact makes it well within the American interest to remove the Islamic dictatorship in Iran, for our own self-preservation. As Chamberlain learned, appeasement does NOT work with fanatics and dictators of any stripe.

darrell's avatar

I understand what you are saying. Yes take out there ability to have nuclear weapons. We just killed 40 of their top dogs. They rationalize different from the West. Now we are going to have to Amalekite them.

Indydoc's avatar

If they stayed in the Middle East, I would agree. But they don't. They export their terrorism and crazy Sharia laws to the world. Still don't get why liberal women aren't more afraid of Muslim treatments of women

Glenn Deer's avatar

ITEM #10: Bill Clinton — a paragon of virtue, fidelity, and truthfulness — has testified (I think it’s rather a case of “testi-LIED”) to Congress that he never knew nuthin’ about that man, Mr. Epstein.

P.M. Carpenter's avatar

Donald Trump — a paragon of virtue, fidelity, and truthfulness — is on his third wife (who can't stand him), screwed a porn star just after Wife #3 gave birth to their child, and told (literally) more than 30,000 lies during his first term. That was just for starters. And, unlike Bill Clinton, Trump will never testify before Congress, even though his name appears thousands of times in the Epstein files, a girl as young as 13 informed the FBI about his sexual abuse of her, and he's been adjudicated in court for sexual assault. But, yeah, focus on Bill Clinton. After all, he's no longer president. We have a rapist in that job now. (Do let us know when you wake up, Deer.)

TeaPartyGal's avatar

I once researched that claim that "Trump lied more than 30,000 times". That claim did not arise during Trump's first term, it was made later, well after the 2020 election. And I did find the source of that "30,000" figure. It turned out that nearly 18,000 of the times they said Trump "lied", were a single topic--that he claimed there was fraud in the 2020 election. (I'm still skeptical he actually said that 18,000 times, but that's besides the point.) So ACTUALLY, Trump was telling the Truth those "18,000" times.

The point is, that what Democrats call "lies" are just anything that counters their narrative.

In fact, honesty is one of Trump's greatest powers. He "has no filter" and just "tells things like they are"--he "calls a spade a spade". Trump's truth-telling is nearly impossible for the Democrats to counter, because the Truth is the Truth. So instead, they just claim "he lies", which is childish, and completely unconvincing.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

TPG, somewhere a rock is missing the basement carpenter turd.

Grumpy Oldman's avatar

As I’ve mentioned before, if anything you wrote were true, it would be top of the fold news of every gossip rag in the world.

It wasn’t so you are the LIAR, Post Menopausal Carpenter.

revmaddog1948's avatar

Rand Paul is a turd.

Don Surber's avatar

Correction

Tom Massie is a turd

Rand Paul is Dr. Turd

Joe LaGreca's avatar

I once had high hopes for him, but have really soured on him.

Jim Nelson's avatar

Being a Libertarian means that you are useless for anything meaningful. You just sit on the sidelines and whine.

Dindu Nuffin's avatar

Good morning y'all!

Sheila Barkofske's avatar

First - thought & prayers to the soldiers/USA/the world. As someone who still has a photographic memory of the blindfolded hostages, I am sick & tired of being sick & tired of this sh*t called Iran. I trust Trump.

Meme- ran across a post that kind of puts this fraud stuff into some perspective aka the $19B referenced is PER blue state - & that the ESG cartel ‘slip’ is showing with Vanguard jumping ship. Forget the tariff refund!

Item 3 - Speaking from (apparently) the 1st Trans State of the Insane (Kansas), I have to admit I was not aware of how much of a Waterloo moment this was/is. Given Kansas historical place on moral front lines, maybe, just maybe, this is a sign that the tide is turning on this perverse insanity.

Item 6 - Thankful there is someone else in the world that has the take on RP. Between him & Massie, cry me a river will you. You had your shot & lost. Get over it.

Item 10 - Give credit where due- one of the greatest philosophical lines of all time. Just saw Bill’s X post on testifying & his first point was ‘no one is above the law’!!!!!

Item 22 - Not sure what upset the KARENs the most the fact that the hockey team were all biological men or white. Hell has no fury like a white trans liberal woman.

Damn the torpedoes's avatar

Or, Angry White Female Unhinged Liberal . AWFUL.

Alice Ball's avatar

You’re hitting on all cylinders today Don! Call it Marco-lligan’s Island!🏝️