Number 30: Bought some cigarillos yesterday. Young teller asked for my ID. I'm 76 years old with plenty of gray hair. Told her I can vote in Minnesota without an ID. She shrugged and smiled but still wanted the ID????? So smokers of all types have to show an ID to buy smokes but not to vote in Minnesota. Kinda destroys the Dems argument about voter ID......
Dems have an argument about voter ID? Please, do tell. 😜
What they prefer is that no evidence be available that ineligible ballots have been cast.
There's a regional grocery chain in the northeast that requires cashiers to ID all beer purchasers, period. White hair is no exception. As well, there's a cash n carry chain that requires ID beer purchasers to sign a register that the beer will not be provided to those under-age.
In Alaska the liquor stores ID everyone. If you get a DUI or any alcohol related felony you also get a special identifier, red stripes, on your drivers license that forbids the clerk from making the sale.
They fret about liquor, matches (not making that up), smokes, car insurance, TSA lines, but not fentanyl, autism, child care. Enjoy your vacation. I live here.
I have to tell you: your AI-generated cartoons have reached the pinnacle. Poor Liz Warren. For the 95% of Americans who don't live in Tax-a-chusetts, or as Alabama senator Howell Heflin called it, Mass-a-two-shits, they never see her picture without thinking, "Pocahontas."
Somewhere near her "hometown" a bridge is missing its troll... At least she has a good job working the carnival circuit after she finally skulks back into her sarcophagus.
I was trying to think of who you reminded me of, and this morning it clicked. Lewis Grizzard!
He had the BEST columns, and they always included something that let readers know that he, indeed, was from the South and understood it in a way only Southerners could. I still remember his stories about tar arns - you know, the thing you use to take the tars off your car or thump prospective car thieves.
Do you remember Poncy’s on Ponce de Leon Avenue? Coldest beer in town, big picture of Billy Goodman in an Atlanta Crackers uniform. I was a dog face stationed at the induction center in 1969, after my free trip to Vietnam!
I don't remember Poncy's. It may have been gone by the time I reached drinking age. I was a little too young for Vietnam. Had a draft lottery # of 42, but they'd stopped inducting guys before I became eligible.
I do remember there being a Krispy Kreme™ on Ponce.
I still remember his dog, Catfish, and his book - something like, "Don't Bend Over In The Garden, Granny; You Know Them Taters Got Eyes." He wrote his last column from Russia, I think - he had some kind of infection - maybe an infected artificial heart valve??? He knew he was a goner and wrote his last column. Really miss his humor.
I learned two things in that sentence. 1. BBCs doesn’t know how to spell diarrhea. 2. BBC reporters never ate at Taco Bell. Clearly BBC doesn’t know shit.
Clearly they have never met Jack Shit either Mr. S. Classic review of highlights! Thanks
"ITEM 17: Congresswoman Summer Lee said, 'They say we should only rely on so called ‘objective standards’ for medical competence but objective according to who?'"
According to "who"? According to "what": tests and evaluations that objectively measure competence, without regard for skin color or gender.
Summer Lee, no doubt, would prefer that medical schools have their admissions, awarding of degrees, and licensing determined by Ibram X Kendi's proposed Federal Department of Racism that dictates "equitable" outcomes in all walks of life.
The only thing that makes sense about Democrats / Leftists is their self-loathing. That makes perfect sense. If you ever see one of them smiling, take a picture. What horrible, miserable creatures. They are emotionally diseased.
Everything about them is diseased. They are a scourge and are going to have to be dealt with at some point before they are able to destroy our civilization. Remember the saying about how one bad apple spoils the entire barrel.
Yes—“They are going to have to be dealt with at some point”. That’s why just griping about them and avoiding them doesn’t accomplish anything.
There is only one way to a safer future for America—we have to engage with them and pierce their false belief system so they can become reacquainted with reality.
Tell me how close we are to full scale American Civil War II. I'd write a book about it but Ayn Rand did that in 1957. The Blues: thinkers and producers. The Gray: Freedom hating, amorphous, ignorant, leeches destroying moral and economic values. The Gray model: In 2005, Israel removed its citizens from Gaza and turned it over to the Sunni Palestinian Authority. The Arabs proceeded to destroy every wealth producing facility. e.g., factories and farm facilities, and schools built or developed by Israelis. Gaza was never prosperous but its citizens were plunged into almost complete dependence on foreign aid for survival. Who do today's Grays think will provide aid here at home once they have destroyed America's riches? They don't think about that. Like the Palestinian Authority, they only care about what they can steal today.
And ignoring the warnings of history, they are all too freaking stupid to understand that rather than being the leaders of the new revolution as they fancy themselves, they will instead be put up against walls and executed for being threats to the new regimes. Freaking worthless cannon fodder, all of them.
"Walz told reporters, 'I can find no reason how Minnesota will be safer or better if Mr. Vang is deported to a country he has not been to since he was a child. I do not see how it would serve his family, nor the economic interest where we have a taxpaying citizen who is creating job growth and living a life free from any criminal activity.'"
A life free from any criminal activity, other than the kiddie-diddling? Well that's a relief. He's not robbing anyone or doing any carjacking or anything like that, just raping children.
Duly note: Mr. Vang blamed his actions on his 10-year-old victim and said she should have been arrested for enticing him. Not so remorseful, eh?
Tampon Tim also said as his rationale "I don't think any person should be judged solely because of how he acted on his very worst day!" He could have been our VP with everything going on!
OMG. Really? "On Mr. Vang's worst day he raped a 10-year-old kid, but most days he doesn't do that."
Tampon Tim really is a complete piece of shit, isn't he? There are some Republican leaders who I don't think much of, but it really seems that 100% of the truly shitty and awful politicians are Democrats. The fuck is wrong with that party?
When you look at their lineup right across the board, all you see are people who likely should be institutionalized somewhere! I've come to the conclusion that the quality of their people is a feature of the Democratic Party, not a defect.
They run Washington State. All of them are mentally ill as are most of the voters that keep voting for them, unless I am right about their control of all the mail in ballots (the whole state) and the counting! Stalin was right, it’s all about who counts the ballots, not how people voted!
#26. Correction, it means that women who sleep with black men are more likely to be on drugs. Lots of white girls popping out black babies. It says a lot about the culture. None of it good.
Take the kid away and sterilize the mothers who use drugs. And if they can identify the father, sterilize him as well, then make him pay child support.
The speech was fact checked before the non-viewers were told what PDJT was saying by people who had no idea what he planned to say . Small wonder PDJT refers to them as fake media, the decision to not air his speech live while asserting The View is a news program should be a basis for 0 ABC representatives on AF1 or in the White House briefing/press room. jmho
“ITEM 17: Congresswoman Summer Lee said, “They say we should only rely on so called ‘objective standards’ for medical competence but objective according to who? Having all white male doctors is just as bad as having all white male congressmen.”
The woman’s clearly a racist & should resign her position in Congress straightaway.
“ITEM 18: Congresswoman Jahana Hayes told medical school deans, “I am incredibly disappointed that as academic deans you could not immediately answer the question about teaching colonialism in healthcare.”
Obviously beyond her comprehension level that medical schools are concerned exclusively with medical subjects.
Stuck on stupid.
“ITEM 20: The Washington Post panicked and asked, “Cigarettes are back in vogue. How did this happen?”
Very simple: blowback. The American public has been endlessly lectured to & scorned by sneering, elitist so-called “experts” so much so for decades that they not listening anymore. The war against tobacco was always political as was the war against booze, the latter which the Women’s Temperance Union played a big part (talk about a screeching bunch of Karens - The Women’s Temperance Union?).
Is smoking as bad as they say for you? Just MHO but I don’t think so; think it’s overblown as are many, many things: “stay out of the sun!” So they scared people into using sunscreen/staying indoors & consequently a lot more people are coming down with MS. There was a “war on coffee” until it got out it’s an excellent antioxidant. There’s an ongoing “war on meat” where “the experts” don’t want people eating beef anymore.
They can shove all of it. Bunch of effete prudes. My pipe tobacco, steak, & Bourbon from my cold dead hands. The Lord has a number of days proscribed for me; when His mission for me is complete He pulls my number. End of story.
“ITEM 21: Politico reported, “Former special counsel Jack Smith obtained text messages that 44 members of Congress sent to senior White House officials during the final weeks of President Donald Trump’s first term, Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley revealed Tuesday.”
There has to be some repercussions for this type of behavior otherwise there will simply be more of it.
“ITEM 25: The U.S. Mint announced it will issue gold $1 coins featuring President Trump. Also, the Mint will issue wooden nickels featuring Not Your President Hillary Clinton.”
That mean Treasury Sec Scott Bessent will be on the $3 bill? 😝
“ITEM 26: CBS News reported, “The mothers of black newborns are more likely than those of white newborns to be referred to law enforcement over allegations of substance use during pregnancy, according to The Marshall Project’s new analysis of child welfare data from eight states.”
Blame for this lies directly in the lap of the Democrat party, specifically LBJ & his “Great Society” programs; don’t forget what he said, “I’m gonna have those n*****s votin’ Democrat next two hundred years!”
Smoking: My mother smoked two packs a day from her 30's to her 60's, then quit cold turkey. She turned 100 this year. What does that say about long term effects of smoking? Beats me.
Think it’s like drinking; some people can get away with it & some can’t. Boils down to genes. I graduated Mortuary Science College (family biz was a funeral home) & I if I had a quarter every time I made arrangements with a family who said, “We don’t understand my Mom got cancer; she never smoked or drank” I’d never have to pay for parking.
I don't know the conversion rate between AUD and USD but when I quit smoking cigarettes five years ago the price was around $12/pack in Connecticut. I remember in college when we had cigarette vending machines in the dorm and a pack cost 35 cents!
You were smart. I'm not, so I smoked until I developed COPD. Then I smoked for a few more years. I'm thankful for Anoro Ellipta which compensates for my stupidity and let's me lead a normal life.
Number 30: Bought some cigarillos yesterday. Young teller asked for my ID. I'm 76 years old with plenty of gray hair. Told her I can vote in Minnesota without an ID. She shrugged and smiled but still wanted the ID????? So smokers of all types have to show an ID to buy smokes but not to vote in Minnesota. Kinda destroys the Dems argument about voter ID......
I know, I know, smoking is bad for me. Vacationing in Minnesota is bad for me too and I can't do anything about it.
At 76 I reckon you can decide to do whatever the heck you want. But maybe your loved ones would like to see you cut back a little? Compromise😁
Vacay in MN sounds wonderful to me, as long as it’s on a lake, near a forest.
Best eat garlic pre-vacay or carry deet as the mosquitos will carry off small pets.
Lol. True, but I’d probably be in the water most of the time😃
Dems have an argument about voter ID? Please, do tell. 😜
What they prefer is that no evidence be available that ineligible ballots have been cast.
There's a regional grocery chain in the northeast that requires cashiers to ID all beer purchasers, period. White hair is no exception. As well, there's a cash n carry chain that requires ID beer purchasers to sign a register that the beer will not be provided to those under-age.
In Alaska the liquor stores ID everyone. If you get a DUI or any alcohol related felony you also get a special identifier, red stripes, on your drivers license that forbids the clerk from making the sale.
Wow, because you got a DUI, you can’t purchase alcohol in Alaska?!?!
Georgia cards everone for alcohol purchases.
They fret about liquor, matches (not making that up), smokes, car insurance, TSA lines, but not fentanyl, autism, child care. Enjoy your vacation. I live here.
I'm so sorry for you....
I have to tell you: your AI-generated cartoons have reached the pinnacle. Poor Liz Warren. For the 95% of Americans who don't live in Tax-a-chusetts, or as Alabama senator Howell Heflin called it, Mass-a-two-shits, they never see her picture without thinking, "Pocahontas."
“Fauxcohontas” to be accurate. Rush tagged her with that…forever! 🤣
Liarwatha is my favorite name for her.
i prefer harpy know it all...but that's just me.
Somewhere near her "hometown" a bridge is missing its troll... At least she has a good job working the carnival circuit after she finally skulks back into her sarcophagus.
But would you not like to have a beer with such a [ normal ? ] senatorial person ?
would never be caught in public with such a female. i don't dine with women...especially women of the left.
She probably buys Bud Lite.
All good nicknames.
Now, now, some of us think "Lieawatha". "Of the Fullabullshit Tribe" for completeness.
I was trying to think of who you reminded me of, and this morning it clicked. Lewis Grizzard!
He had the BEST columns, and they always included something that let readers know that he, indeed, was from the South and understood it in a way only Southerners could. I still remember his stories about tar arns - you know, the thing you use to take the tars off your car or thump prospective car thieves.
As an ATL guy back then, I remember him very well. His columns in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation were always a good read.
Do you remember Poncy’s on Ponce de Leon Avenue? Coldest beer in town, big picture of Billy Goodman in an Atlanta Crackers uniform. I was a dog face stationed at the induction center in 1969, after my free trip to Vietnam!
TYFYS, and glad you made it back.
I don't remember Poncy's. It may have been gone by the time I reached drinking age. I was a little too young for Vietnam. Had a draft lottery # of 42, but they'd stopped inducting guys before I became eligible.
I do remember there being a Krispy Kreme™ on Ponce.
Yes!
Bless your heart!!! lol
Grizzard is a smiling memory-hole note thx.
I still remember his dog, Catfish, and his book - something like, "Don't Bend Over In The Garden, Granny; You Know Them Taters Got Eyes." He wrote his last column from Russia, I think - he had some kind of infection - maybe an infected artificial heart valve??? He knew he was a goner and wrote his last column. Really miss his humor.
Item 5. With so many Dems who needs foreign enemies?
I learned two things in that sentence. 1. BBCs doesn’t know how to spell diarrhea. 2. BBC reporters never ate at Taco Bell. Clearly BBC doesn’t know shit.
Clearly they have never met Jack Shit either Mr. S. Classic review of highlights! Thanks
"ITEM 17: Congresswoman Summer Lee said, 'They say we should only rely on so called ‘objective standards’ for medical competence but objective according to who?'"
According to "who"? According to "what": tests and evaluations that objectively measure competence, without regard for skin color or gender.
Summer Lee, no doubt, would prefer that medical schools have their admissions, awarding of degrees, and licensing determined by Ibram X Kendi's proposed Federal Department of Racism that dictates "equitable" outcomes in all walks of life.
Kendi is spelling corruption with a K !
He found a grifting opportunity and took it.
#1. The Wagon Boss yelled ‘Westward Ho!”
The only thing that makes sense about Democrats / Leftists is their self-loathing. That makes perfect sense. If you ever see one of them smiling, take a picture. What horrible, miserable creatures. They are emotionally diseased.
Everything about them is diseased. They are a scourge and are going to have to be dealt with at some point before they are able to destroy our civilization. Remember the saying about how one bad apple spoils the entire barrel.
They are Ignorance and Stupidity, fueled by Envy and Hatred. They are what we get after Leftists have dominated "education" for a half-century.
Yes—“They are going to have to be dealt with at some point”. That’s why just griping about them and avoiding them doesn’t accomplish anything.
There is only one way to a safer future for America—we have to engage with them and pierce their false belief system so they can become reacquainted with reality.
There’s a pic of momdonny circulating this morning grinning gleefully about war on landlords.
That dangerous clown will be in history's dustbin soon enough.
From your lips to God's ear.
One can hope !!
Tell me how close we are to full scale American Civil War II. I'd write a book about it but Ayn Rand did that in 1957. The Blues: thinkers and producers. The Gray: Freedom hating, amorphous, ignorant, leeches destroying moral and economic values. The Gray model: In 2005, Israel removed its citizens from Gaza and turned it over to the Sunni Palestinian Authority. The Arabs proceeded to destroy every wealth producing facility. e.g., factories and farm facilities, and schools built or developed by Israelis. Gaza was never prosperous but its citizens were plunged into almost complete dependence on foreign aid for survival. Who do today's Grays think will provide aid here at home once they have destroyed America's riches? They don't think about that. Like the Palestinian Authority, they only care about what they can steal today.
And ignoring the warnings of history, they are all too freaking stupid to understand that rather than being the leaders of the new revolution as they fancy themselves, they will instead be put up against walls and executed for being threats to the new regimes. Freaking worthless cannon fodder, all of them.
"Walz told reporters, 'I can find no reason how Minnesota will be safer or better if Mr. Vang is deported to a country he has not been to since he was a child. I do not see how it would serve his family, nor the economic interest where we have a taxpaying citizen who is creating job growth and living a life free from any criminal activity.'"
A life free from any criminal activity, other than the kiddie-diddling? Well that's a relief. He's not robbing anyone or doing any carjacking or anything like that, just raping children.
Duly note: Mr. Vang blamed his actions on his 10-year-old victim and said she should have been arrested for enticing him. Not so remorseful, eh?
Tampon Tim also said as his rationale "I don't think any person should be judged solely because of how he acted on his very worst day!" He could have been our VP with everything going on!
OMG. Really? "On Mr. Vang's worst day he raped a 10-year-old kid, but most days he doesn't do that."
Tampon Tim really is a complete piece of shit, isn't he? There are some Republican leaders who I don't think much of, but it really seems that 100% of the truly shitty and awful politicians are Democrats. The fuck is wrong with that party?
When you look at their lineup right across the board, all you see are people who likely should be institutionalized somewhere! I've come to the conclusion that the quality of their people is a feature of the Democratic Party, not a defect.
They run Washington State. All of them are mentally ill as are most of the voters that keep voting for them, unless I am right about their control of all the mail in ballots (the whole state) and the counting! Stalin was right, it’s all about who counts the ballots, not how people voted!
"It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes."
They control the vote counting, and thus they never lose. Don't believe the bullshit that voters choose this madness for a second.
Crazy eyes are to be seen in every dem making the news Sam.
His worst day? He raped that child repeatedly over a period of years.
#26. Correction, it means that women who sleep with black men are more likely to be on drugs. Lots of white girls popping out black babies. It says a lot about the culture. None of it good.
Take the kid away and sterilize the mothers who use drugs. And if they can identify the father, sterilize him as well, then make him pay child support.
Not sure I'm ready to go as far as forced sterilization....Too Nazi....
Too democrat. Too government health care, a la forced sterilization, the Tuskeegee experiment, et al.
Item 10
Explosive diarrhea is a feature of dining at Taco Bell.
In the past I’ve always gone to TacoBell when I needed to shed a few pounds.
Taco Bell is the new Ozempic.
Cheaper, too.
There ARE less troubling ways to lose weight....
The speech was fact checked before the non-viewers were told what PDJT was saying by people who had no idea what he planned to say . Small wonder PDJT refers to them as fake media, the decision to not air his speech live while asserting The View is a news program should be a basis for 0 ABC representatives on AF1 or in the White House briefing/press room. jmho
“ITEM 17: Congresswoman Summer Lee said, “They say we should only rely on so called ‘objective standards’ for medical competence but objective according to who? Having all white male doctors is just as bad as having all white male congressmen.”
The woman’s clearly a racist & should resign her position in Congress straightaway.
“ITEM 18: Congresswoman Jahana Hayes told medical school deans, “I am incredibly disappointed that as academic deans you could not immediately answer the question about teaching colonialism in healthcare.”
Obviously beyond her comprehension level that medical schools are concerned exclusively with medical subjects.
Stuck on stupid.
“ITEM 20: The Washington Post panicked and asked, “Cigarettes are back in vogue. How did this happen?”
Very simple: blowback. The American public has been endlessly lectured to & scorned by sneering, elitist so-called “experts” so much so for decades that they not listening anymore. The war against tobacco was always political as was the war against booze, the latter which the Women’s Temperance Union played a big part (talk about a screeching bunch of Karens - The Women’s Temperance Union?).
Is smoking as bad as they say for you? Just MHO but I don’t think so; think it’s overblown as are many, many things: “stay out of the sun!” So they scared people into using sunscreen/staying indoors & consequently a lot more people are coming down with MS. There was a “war on coffee” until it got out it’s an excellent antioxidant. There’s an ongoing “war on meat” where “the experts” don’t want people eating beef anymore.
They can shove all of it. Bunch of effete prudes. My pipe tobacco, steak, & Bourbon from my cold dead hands. The Lord has a number of days proscribed for me; when His mission for me is complete He pulls my number. End of story.
“ITEM 21: Politico reported, “Former special counsel Jack Smith obtained text messages that 44 members of Congress sent to senior White House officials during the final weeks of President Donald Trump’s first term, Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley revealed Tuesday.”
There has to be some repercussions for this type of behavior otherwise there will simply be more of it.
“ITEM 25: The U.S. Mint announced it will issue gold $1 coins featuring President Trump. Also, the Mint will issue wooden nickels featuring Not Your President Hillary Clinton.”
That mean Treasury Sec Scott Bessent will be on the $3 bill? 😝
“ITEM 26: CBS News reported, “The mothers of black newborns are more likely than those of white newborns to be referred to law enforcement over allegations of substance use during pregnancy, according to The Marshall Project’s new analysis of child welfare data from eight states.”
Blame for this lies directly in the lap of the Democrat party, specifically LBJ & his “Great Society” programs; don’t forget what he said, “I’m gonna have those n*****s votin’ Democrat next two hundred years!”
Bessent just might do that
Smoking: My mother smoked two packs a day from her 30's to her 60's, then quit cold turkey. She turned 100 this year. What does that say about long term effects of smoking? Beats me.
Think it’s like drinking; some people can get away with it & some can’t. Boils down to genes. I graduated Mortuary Science College (family biz was a funeral home) & I if I had a quarter every time I made arrangements with a family who said, “We don’t understand my Mom got cancer; she never smoked or drank” I’d never have to pay for parking.
Item 20:
The average cost of a standard 20-pack of cigarettes in Australia is currently between $50 and $55 AUD, making it the highest in the world.
Taxes account for roughly 70–80% of the final price, with excise duties contributing over $1.50 per cigarette.
I used to be a Marlboro man until the price hit $5 AUD a packet.
The Chop Chop market is roaring.
I don't know the conversion rate between AUD and USD but when I quit smoking cigarettes five years ago the price was around $12/pack in Connecticut. I remember in college when we had cigarette vending machines in the dorm and a pack cost 35 cents!
I remember when they used to give little 5 cigarette packages out on airplanes for our after dinner treats
$12?! When I quit, the price was $.50. That's FIFTY CENTS per pack. Long time ago....
You were smart. I'm not, so I smoked until I developed COPD. Then I smoked for a few more years. I'm thankful for Anoro Ellipta which compensates for my stupidity and let's me lead a normal life.
A neighbor has COPD. He had a full heart and lung transplant some few years back, and now lives normally, if much more carefully.
How about "To NOT Tell the Truth" or "What's My Lie"? Of course, "Traitors" would sort of give things away.