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Steve Boggs's avatar

“ITEM 10: Sirius XM did not pick up Howard Stern’s contract.

Why am I writing about someone so unpopular?”

A question I wish all my favorite websites would ask themselves about James Carville.

Douglas Baringer's avatar

My wife has taken ti calling Carville Car-vile. Cracked me up.

Shrugged's avatar

That is an interesting question because the numbers and trend don't make sense.

The Dem's popularity is down to a dismal 25% or so (can't recall the exact number but I'm very close). There are no Democrats speaking in media who appear to be moderate and reasonable, which is very odd for a party that has lost so much. They don't seem to have the intelligence to move themselves a little more into middle ground even if it is just for the mid-term election. The only faces and voices I hear are the most leftist and radical Democrats like Carville, Elias, etc.

To them, MAGA is a far right wing cult (which is a false assumption) so they must feel the need to go extreme the other way to offset it. That's the only explanation I can come up with to explain this very strange bit of self destruction.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

The loudmouth mic hunting dems scatter in every direction for a cause Joe and Jane voter dont want /ie lbgtql,wind and solar power save the snails etc but time to vote on any stupid plan to spend non-existent funds are a block of stone while repubbies split like taggers hearing sirens. Repubs have a mis-guided sense of bi-partisanship in that rinos oppose MAGA to be liked by a msm that detests the ground they walk on, maybe just once support the voters who elected you. Actl as one for a change. Massie etal ???

Joseph Kaplan's avatar

I have a list of such people

James Wills's avatar

re: a dozen "young men" beat hell out of Big Balls. Two things: 1) He lived up to his name, and 2) It's not all of them, but it's always them.©

Don Reed's avatar

08/09/25: CNN's hatred for BB mandated their rooting for the dozen black men who wanted to hijack a white woman's car.

The National Guard are now patrolling the WDC streets (or so the story goes --- what are the odds that it's a "Mexican army" with dozens of names on the payroll who don't exist and the pay being collected by their "superiors"?).

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... News: None of them were issued live ammunition.

Might be a lot of hijacked Army trucks...

BRAVO! ITEM 14: Brenden Dilley, TAKE A BOW!

“There is ZERO chance that all of these long running shows that have been woke garbage for YEARS all just decided in the last thirty days that they were tired of losing money. How much USAID money was propping up a fake and gay culture that nobody wanted?”

HINT: And someday, we will finally discover how the NY Times suddenly stopped floundering, was able to repay Carlos Slim's 14% loans, and became profitable in the past 15-20 years without being able to replace all of that expensive advertising in print.

--- "It was Trump’s first meeting with an Armenian since Kim Kardashian’s visit."

MY GOD I hope they fumigated ALL of WDC after that schlock-hawking carnival barker inadvertently reminded us what a class act Jackie Kennedy had been (until Ari...).

Then I was reminded of Barbra Streisand's WH visit (BC booty call Lincoln Bedroom attendee), and just like that, the Kardashians became High Church cardinals, apostles of social refinement, grace and good taste.

--- Couldn't vote for Clankers in the poll because the deceased cannot defend themselves.

Don Reed's avatar

08/09/25: We need a volunteer to tell the Wall Streetwalker Journal that the Epstein ruse (divert attention from Trump victories) has failed; to stop wasting their time -----

Trying to prop up Over The Hill ex-Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter (https://airmail.news/issues/2025-8-9/the-ladys-not-for-turning) -----

Whose "Airmail" (I prefer "Vanity Air"; "Air Malice" is also good) looks like a "We're Still With Herbert Hoover" in 1937 ["Obama in 2025"] website.

Oh, yes, Separated at Birth --- Graydon Carter (the wildly ribald, viciously witty Spy magazine 1980s) and Howard Stern (1970s-80s radio shock jock), both now stuck in neutral in their dotage.

Obey the Media State or lose your Shelter Island summer mansions.

James Wills's avatar

Say what? Can you clarify all that?

Don Reed's avatar

08/09/25: The above post has numerous subjects. Clarify what in particular?

Playswithneedles's avatar

I really don’t know who had the worst week but I voted for Boasberg because I wanted him to have the worst week. And I want it to continue every week until he assumes room temperature.

Amy's avatar

And I want his daughter fired.

Don Reed's avatar

08/09/25: Is there ANYONE in the WDC Deep State who ISN'T related to anyone else in the WDC Deep State? I thought it was bad when, in years past, I stopped publicly criticizing any trainer at Belmont and up in Saratoga Springs after realizing that the person I would be speaking to might be his wife (maiden name retained post-nups), his brother-in-law, 1st cousin once removed, his lawyer (moonlighting as a 4:30 a.m. groom), etc.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Some towns like that across this Nation, D.R..

Don Reed's avatar

08/09/25: I knew there was a reason why I stay in the bunker!

Amy's avatar

Haha! That’s exactly how so much of everything seems to work!

Don Reed's avatar

08/09/25: Or due to star-spangled incest, can't / doesn't work

Jeremy R's avatar

Fired how? My choice would be from a 16" naval gun.

Ken H's avatar

My wish for Boasberg is that the week past is the best that he will ever have.

Lawsy0's avatar

My wish for him is similar; I hope he gets a stinging itch on his back that neither arm can reach. Furthermore, there should be no one close enough to help him. Ahh. That felt good. I'm not going to waste another wish on a vile person. Unless it'd be that wicked woman Camilla, a royal pain in the crown.

Jeremy R's avatar

We need to start locking up these criminal judges, no bail, no meet the press. But where to safely house them while awaiting trial? Can we make another deal with Hell Salvador to house them where they won't be recognised by fellow prisoners which might put them at risk for revenge killing?

Seriously, how many Salvadorian gang bangers going to know Boazberg from a typical sex tourist arrested for crimes against minors?

Hope you catch my drift.

JT's avatar

There's a whole list of people who need to assume room temp. Germany's about to as well.

William Coulter's avatar

Item 31

I do hope justice is applied good and hard to these two despicable fraudsters. The mortgage fraud ought to be an easy one to prove and both deserve the max.

Adorable Deplorable's avatar

You are going to be disappointed.

Joe LaGreca's avatar

I'm betting otherwise & when either of these 2 dirt bags are convicted - I'll pop a cork.

James Wills's avatar

"We need to invent technology that has never even been invented yet."

I still remember my grandpa musing one day about all the friends he'd lost over the years. Looking in the distance, he said, "You know, there's people dying these days that have never died before."

Don Reed's avatar

08/09/25: "Someday, you'll be 128 years old. Even if you had passed away."

I said that and I still can't get elected in the Bronx.

Playswithneedles's avatar

Thanks! That was LOL funny!

CactusMatt32's avatar

My late Dad’s favorite line driving by the Cemetery was ‘people are dying to get in there…’. He was right, but he’s not there…

Wim de Vriend's avatar

Maybe someone can help me: I cannot think of any reason to deny the truth of "We need to invent technology that has never even been invented yet." Well -- I'd omit the words "even" and "yet", as superfluous verbiage, but the rest sounds OK.

Valoree Dowell's avatar

Perhaps true, but obvious and redundant. Ex. we need to bake bread that has not been baked yet.

Robert Brusca's avatar

remove ourselves from the burden of what already been baked! Although if it is only half backed we could half-baked it again?

CactusMatt32's avatar

I think to do that you would have to take it to the re-bakery? Or maybe the back of the bakery?

Alice Ball's avatar

Ghetto Barbie for the win!! I can’t wait for the day that grifter idiots are voted out.

And #14, USAID propping up a fake and gay culture!! Thanks for highlighting this Don, it’s absolutely amazing how quickly that disappeared.

And as always, goodbye BHO, don’t let the door hit you on your way out!

BJ54's avatar

How can I say goodbye to BHO is he never leaves?

Alice Ball's avatar

Hopefully we can all wave goodbye when he’s on trial. Or testifying for Brennan.

Adorable Deplorable's avatar

Just plain BO works... and more appropriate.

Alice Ball's avatar

Oh I like to include the Hussein part!

Shrugged's avatar

We need to catch him in a lie under oath and prosecute for perjury which does not have protection for executive privilege.

Never forget, the only way the FBI got on Al Capone was tax evasion.

https://www.wttw.com/chicago-stories/al-capones-bloody-business/catching-capone

VICKI's avatar

Nobody remembered the Valentine's Day massacre?

Doggie Dad's avatar

Well, the AOC quotes rang true, which was once good enough for the CIA.

Subvet's avatar

I don't know if Boasberg had the worst week, but I enjoyed his slap down the most.

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 1. In other words DEI special agents got the boot.

Dutchmn007's avatar

Item 7: “Go home & invade Poland.”

Here’s the thing: that land that Poland now sits on is historically German going back to well before the Middle Ages. Poland passed out of existence around 1795 & was only brought back by The League of Nations & The Treaty of Versailles. There was no plebiscite for or by the people; the Versailles Treaty was a naked, illegal land grab. Now, we don’t think much about it but Europeans do; they remember borders. That’s a potential big stumbling block down the road.

Item 10: “Sirius XM did not pick up Howard Stern’s contract.”

He’s still around? I never found him the least bit appealing but some of my friends did back in HS; that was 1986. Stern’s still doing the same schtick? We grew up. Guess he didn’t.

Arrested Development.

Item 11: “A Doge team member [Big Balls] saw what was happening, ran to defend her and was severely beaten to the point of concussion, but he saved her.”

Chivalry Lives.

Item 14: “There is ZERO chance that all of these long running shows that have been woke garbage for YEARS all just decided in the last thirty days that they were tired of losing money.”

More than a kernel of truth in there most likely; think the American public has been ripped off/sold down the road for so many decades (by both parties) the actual truth would shock most people. Govt is basically a criminal cartel, taxes are legalized theft.

Item 15: “Poland had a bad experience with invaders 80 years ago.”

And Britain & France helped set it up. Both of them goaded the Poles to be belligerent & stand up to Everybody’s Favorite Austrian©️ over the Danzig Corridor issue, assuring the Poles they “had their back”. Something very similar happened with Zelensky & Putin over the Ukraine War; they were going to have talks Spring 2022 until Boris Johnson swooped in to derail them, nudging Ukraine to fight instead of negotiate.

Item 20: “Vlad and Zelensky want a ceasefire because both ran out of ammo.”

Zelensky’s also running out of men; just saw the other day Ukraine is now drafting 60yr olds. This is what happens when you listen to either Britain or France.

RevMikeyMac's avatar

Brilliant comments/commentary here. Thanks.

Danny Huckabee's avatar

So sorry your meanie wife won't allow you to invest in a Bentley, which you so richly deserve as a reward for your writings alone. Maybe you should have a kitchen table discussion with her where you explain to your better half how truly fortunate she is to have you as her partner in all things and a Bentley would be just a small token of her thanks, completely justified and really, a very small gift expressing her appreciation for all your many and manifest virtues. I'm certain she'd see the logic of her doing so. Let us all know how that works out for you, please.

Marlan Hoerer's avatar

Ay caramba .Don don't need no knots !1

Vince Gallo's avatar

Don just make sure they’re aren’t any roller pins within her reach. On 2nd thought maybe the kitchen isn’t the best place to have this talk. 😂😂😂👍👍😂

VICKI's avatar

Depends on if she owns any cast iron skillets!

Vince Gallo's avatar

Item 5. Now how do we keep robots out of the Census???

Suzie's avatar

Just for your viewing pleasure, you’ve got to watch this hilarious video of Trump and all the political cast of characters portrayed as babies!

The creator for these videos called “Diaper Diplomacy”, features babies Mamdani, Pritzker, Gov Healey, and Pocohantas, Scott Bessent and others. They are all perfect caricatures and off the charts funny!

It’s a Must watch! ENJOY!

https://x.com/DiaperDiplomacy/status/1953154252676972717

TeaPartyGal's avatar

Superb! Most liked: the baby playing Pocahantas, Greg Abbot, Ted Cruz; really they were all so well done.

And on a serious note, the underlying actual Trump speech was fantastic. Trump is done pussyfooting with these folks, he's just calling a spade a spade, and it is marvelous to hear.

Suzie's avatar

Hah! Yes~ one commenter said he gets more out of Trump’s talks watching these Diaper Diplomacy videos than his actual pressers or talks!

They tend to focus the mind, paradoxically.

Suzie's avatar

Item 18. Look for Governor Healey to make Massachusetts a sanctuary state for extortionists, who are only doing the jobs mobsters won’t do.“

Only goes to support my thesis that the Democrat Party IS a criminal enterprise.

MartyB's avatar

Thanks for the weekly fix of news headlines, complete with Big D Dad Jokes! Saturday morning is downhill from here.

Valoree Dowell's avatar

I reread later, with all the new comments. My version of Saturday Night Live!

Lawsy0's avatar

Now THAT sounds like a plan! Reminds me of back when SNL was funny.

BH's avatar

#13 “Do you hear yourself, Dr. Sutton??”-JD Vance. SMH

#18 Another stain on MA. Cannabis & Cash…it will extract the rotten out of the weak and greedy.

Thanks for another great line up!